Post by Tyler on Mar 16, 2022 5:16:25 GMT
On Saturday Night Storm, Mance Warner was unsuccessful in his physical war with Eddie Kingston. His journey in WLCW doesn't end there though, I mean, it'd be weird for it to end after only one match, but we've seen weirder happen in professional wrestling. His next match is against John Cena, someone that isn't to be taken lightly.
Loud footsteps can be heard, they're coming from steel-toed boots hitting a wooden floor. The camera starts off with the view of the boots close up. As the walk down whatever these corridors may be continues, the camera slowly rises, showcasing the vintage jacket and face of the one and only Mance Warner. He's got an intense look on his face, occasionally wiping the sweat dripping down from his forehead.
Mance Warner
"0-1, man. Mance Warner is 0-1. See, this would keep a regular man down, ruin a few wrestlers days, but not mine. Ol' Mancer's a Memphis Grizzlies fan, he knows 1 game don't mean nothin'. Just like them boys in the early 2010s, I'm walking through this sport with a grit-and-grind mindset. Work hard, train hard, fight hard. You know who doesn't wrestle with that mindset? Johnny Cena. He has a spit-and-rhyme mindset, and not even a good one at that. Ol' Mancer grew up with Three Count, baby, you think I'm impressed by your rhymezone rhymes? Hell nah, man. Hell nah."
Mancer takes the hat on top of his head and turns it backwards.
Mance Warner
"I get paid too much money now to let some motherf---er that takes rap more seriously than wrestling now beat me. I've put too much time into this shit for that. Ol' Mancer only loves one thing as much as his light beers, and that's his lariat, baby. Johnny Cena's gonna get hit with this arm so hard, it might knock some actual rap skills into him. Then, I'ma hit the pay window, crack open some cold ones, turn on some actual talent like Ol' Dirty Bastard, and relax in Ol Mancer's new jacuzzi, baby."
He lets out a large sigh. The cameraman rotates around Warner, showing a view from the back of him facing a wooden door. The cameraman rotates around once again and we're back looking at Mancer's face. He has a very shocked expression, eyes bulging out of head in almost a cartoony way.
Mance Warner
"...I entered the wrong damn house again, man. Goddamnit, Mancer."
He throws his hat onto the ground angrily before exiting the area.
Mance Warner
"I don't know how I fail to remember my new address every damn time, but I sure do do it. F--k, man."
Fade to black.