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Post by Craig on Mar 8, 2022 1:16:48 GMT
RENEE YOUNG: Hello everyone and welcome to WLCW Eruption on YouTube! I am your host Renee Young, alongside Marcus Alexander Bagwell and we have one heck a show in store for you tonight! BUFF BAGWELL: It's the show before the show that is before Clash at the Canyon, and you know what that means! RENEE YOUNG: What? No, I don't and that seems impossible to follow. The show before the show that's...what? BUFF BAGWELL: It means we have a ton of fun action tonight! But more importantly, we have a new fast food sponsor tonight! RENEE YOUNG: Oh Marcus, not this again. What happened to Whataburger? BUFF BAGWELL: For legal reasons, we can't say specifically but it had a lot to do with that Brandi Rhodes tweet they did. RENEE YOUNG: It sounds like you just legally said. BUFF BAGWELL: We have more action, or at the very least, more information on the Suckate Tournament tonight too! RENEE YOUNG: Maybe the hottest action we've seen on Eruption ever! Booker T has that tournament firing on all cylinders. I am officially rooting and tootin! BUFF BAGWELL: Renee, I can certainly vouch that you are tootin. RENEE YOUNG: Marcus, don't be gross. BUFF BAGWELL: I don't know any other way. RENEE YOUNG: With that being said, let's get down to the ring for our first bout of the night!
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Post by grandprincess on Mar 8, 2022 4:22:19 GMT
Rather unexpectedly, the very familiar and unappreciated strain of WLCW's most aristocratic entrance music blare from the arena PA system. Boos come in fast and heavy as Konami steps out through the curtain in her ring gear, silver platter in her hand. She makes a dramatic sweeping bow and motions towards the curtain right as the Rose Queen Misao emerges. Misao stands there with a haughty smile on her face as she looks down at the fans in attendance, who return the favor with even more boos.
RENEE YOUNG: What in the world could Misao possibly want? Is she just here to be seen?
BUFF BAGWELL: Probably here to remind everyone how she took out two thorns in her side. Just like when my momma told me..
Just as Misao lifts her cane off the ground, the crowd begins cheering! Confused by this, Misao turns around just to see part of the entrance gate come crashing down on top of her. Misao shrieks in shock as she's pinned to the ground by a part of the Eruption set. Konami races to save her liege, but out of nowhere she's nailed with a roundhouse kick to the head that lays her out. The culprit is a woman in baggy black pants, black kick pads and an Oedo Tai t-shirt - Kagetsu! Kagetsu laughs as she stomps on the piece of the set that's right on top of Misao, causing Misao to howl in pain again. Then she plants her foot on that piece, pinning Misao to the mat as the crowd goes wild! Just then, Konami finds her footing and rushes Kagetsu, hammering her with a flurry of kicks that staggers Kagetsu to the back of the entrance ramp
BUFF BAGWELL: Yo, these chicks are craaaaazy! Every time we see one of them come out, all hell breaks loose!
RENEE YOUNG: These two groups have been at each others' throats for weeks now, and it looks like that's coming to a head tonight!
With Kagetsu forced away from the fallen gate, Konami hurries to get it off of Misao. Just as she's gotten her liege free, Kagetsu storms back in and grabs Konami by the hair. She hurls Konami through the curtain back stage and follows her through a beat later. Misao gets to her feet, grabs her cane and bursts into the backstage area where she clubs Kagetsu in the back hard, causing Kagetsu to fall down the remaining steps into the backstage area. Konami is struggling to get to her feet using a folding chair to pull herself up. Misao is poised to stab at Kagetsu with her cane when suddenly a clear mist shoots right into her face! The Rose Queen staggers back this time and we see that it's ACT Yasukawa who just spat mist into Misao's face. The fans roar their approval as ACT unleashes a flurry of forearms on Misao, backing her into the wall.
Kagetsu gets up and spots Konami holding a chair behind her; Konami moves to hit Kagetsu with it, but Kagetsu kicks it right back into her face! Konami staggers back and Kagetsu rushes in to taker her down with a dropkick! Meanwhile ACT backs up, rushes Misao and goes for a knee strike! Misao ducks the attack, casuing ACT's knee to slam into the wall! Without wasting a second, Misao hits ACT with a sick looking German suplex onto the floor! Misao kicks her sharply in the side a few times, effectively rolling ACT down the hallway. Kagetsu changes course and uses the wall to catapult herself into an improvised missile dropkick on Misao! Misao goes down and rolls into a nearby room.
Elsewhere Konami is on her feet and takes the fight to ACT, nailing a buzzsaw kick on her! With ACT laid out, Konami seizes her by the foot and drags her into the same room Misao escape to. As the camera follows them, we see it's a room with spare equipment, a table and some metal chairs. Kagetsu spots Konami and sneaks up behind her to deliver a knee to the back! She then begins exchanging stiff punches with ACT as Misao and ACT both get up. ACT holds her neck in pain but still manages to duck a running knee by Misao, which then hits Konami by mistake! ACT uses the moment to grab an object from under the table - a kendo stick! She hefts it in hand and then cracks it right across Misao's back! Misao holds her back in pain as ACT winds up and hits a shot right to Misao's face! Misao crumples against the wall and ACT hammers away at her with a vicious series of shots from the kendo stick.
Kagetsu picks Konami up on her shoulders and moves over to the table, clearly intending to put Konami through it. Konami slides out from the hold and slams Kagetsu's face into the table, then rolls her on top of it. After climbing up on top of it as well, Konami has an evil gleam in her eye. Yet when she grabs Kagetsu by the waistband and pulls her up, Kagetsu gets a second wind and lifts Konami unto her shoulders. Without missing a beat, Kagetsu puts Konami through the table with an Ebi Driver! The crowd groans in sympathetic pain as both women crash to the floor. Misao meanwhile counters a kick by ACT and hits Dies Irae onto the floor! They continue exchanging blows on the floor while Kagetsu begins to stir. Konami also manages to sit up, head apparently cut by a splinter or the like. Some blood has started flowing down the side of her face, and she just smiles like a demon while trying o get herself back to her feet. The feed cuts short there, leaving the viewers perplexed as to what might happen next.
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Post by josh on Mar 8, 2022 13:39:12 GMT
ROK-C VS ASHLEY D'AMBOISE
SINGLES MATCH Remembering how Ashley D'Amboise abandoned her tag team partner on the last Eruption, the fans boo loudly when she's introduced. However, the fans are going wild for their faithful protagonist, Rok-C. As soon as the referee calls for the bell, Rok-C and Ashley begin circling one another. They tie up in the center of the ring and jockey for position until Rok-C executes a go-behind and takes D'Amboise down effortlessly! Rok-C quickly rolls over into a front facelock position, stands up, and executes a picture perfect cartwheel before nailing the curtsy to a big pop! RENEE YOUNG: Got to love the confidence being shown here by Rok-C! BUFF BAGWELL: She's been on a heck of a hot streak lately, but she shouldn't underestimate the tasty Ashley D'Amboise! Maybe she will walk out on a match to avoid gettin' hit in the face but rest assured, that butt never quits. RENEE YOUNG: No. No, we're not doing this tonight. Ashley scrambles back to her feet and throws a clothesline at Rok-C! She ducks it and snatches Ashley around the waist... GERMAN SUPLEX! Ashley rolls back to her feet and charges at Rok-C again, only to meet a boot in the stomach and receive a snap suplex for her trouble! Rok-C rolls back to her feet and ascends the turnbuckles. The fans begin clapping, rallying behind Rok-C. Ashley slowly gets back to her feet and Rok-C nails her with a SHOTGUN DROPKICK FROM THE TOP! Rok-C goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! THR-- ASHLEY KICKS OUT! Rok-C immediately returns to her feet and sizes Ashley up, gesturing for her to get up and bring it! RENEE YOUNG: I'd hate to be Ashley D'Amboise right now! BUFF BAGWELL: She's about to get GOT as Booker T might say if he were here and, hey-- where is Booker T?! He hasn't been in Rok-C's corner in a while now! RENEE YOUNG: It's clear that Booker T has gone into business for himself lately with his... ugh, Suckate Tournament-- and it's even more clear that Rok-C wants nothing to do with that clown show. I don't blame her at all. Ashley stands up on spaghetti legs and Rok-C charges at her! She leaps and catches Ashley with a FLYING HEADSCISSOR then brings her down into a CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! Rok-C locks it in and yanks back on Ashley's head aggressively! Ashley reaches for the ropes but she's too far away! She has no choice but to tap out! WINNER: ROK-C
Submission - 3:51 The fans cheer loudly and Rok-C releases the hold. She immediately begins going corner to corner and pointing at the fans with a big smile on her face.RENEE YOUNG: What a win! Rok-C continues to prove that she's a force to be reckoned with in the WLCW women's division! BUFF BAGWELL: When will she get her due? Her record is great, she's had more matches than any other female in WLCW! Could she be in line to face whoever walks outta' Clash at the Canyon with the title?! RENEE YOUNG: She may just be! We'll just have to wait and find out! We fade out on a shot of Rok-C celebrating in the ring. |
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Post by josh on Mar 8, 2022 14:12:06 GMT
ORPHAN BLACK VS SAHARA SEVEN & SOFIA CASTILLO
TAG MATCH The fans boo loudly as Momo Watanabe and Starlight Kid attack Sahara and Sofia during their entrance! Sonny Onoo trails behind them with the women's championship over his shoulder, and a huge grin on his face. Momo grabs Sahara by the hair and slings her down the ramp as Starlight takes a handful of Sofia's hair and drags her down the ramp on all fours like a dog. Once they reach the ringside area, Momo boots Sahara in the ribs and yanks her up to her feet before whipping her hard into the ring steps! An angry fan throws an open carton of milk at Starlight Kid as she steps on Sofia's neck and keeps her pinned face down to the floor! RENEE YOUNG: Dude, what the hell is even going on? Why is this being allowed? This is supposed to be a competitive match! BUFF BAGWELL: I mean, I hate to say it, Renee, but these girls knew what they were signing up for when they put their names on the dotted line. You're tellin' me they've never seen these two work before? Momo's the champ, come on! With Sahara and Sofia suitably wrecked before the match even officially begins, Momo tosses Sofia under the bottom rope and follows her inside. With two women in the ring, the referee calls for the bell to begin the match! Sofia rolls over onto her back and throws her hand up to defend herself but she's too late as Momo field goal kicks her right in the chin, immediately knocking her unconscious! RENEE YOUNG: Oh my goodness, did you see that impact!? BUFF BAGWELL: Sofia Castillo just went down like Woody from Toy Story! Ya' know, like, when somebody that's not a toy walks into the room and all the toys go limp because nobody's supposed to know-- RENEE YOUNG: DUDE, I HAVE SEEN TOY STORY! ALL OF THEM! With Sahara Seven in a seated position against the apron, Starlight Kid viciously knees her in the face repeatedly before climbing onto the apron. Momo tags her in and Starlight ascends the ropes. One tongue out and two middle fingers later, Starlight Kid flies and crushes Sofia Castillo's already unconscious body with a MOONSAULT! She covers! ONE! TWO! THREE! WINNER: ORPHAN BLACK
Pinfall - 1:02 The fans boo loudly as Starlight Kid rolls off of Sofia and makes a point to put her boot on her throat as she poses for the cameras. Sonny Onoo hands the title belt to Momo and she carries it into the ring, dropping to one knee next to Sofia and holding up one finger, signifying to the live crowd and those of us watching on YouTube that she is INDEED number one.RENEE YOUNG: Man, how disrespectful can you be? I really hope Hikari Noa teaches her a lesson at Clash at the Canyon. BUFF BAGWELL: Well, maybe we'll get a preview of what's gonna happen at Clash at the Canyon on the next episode of Vengeance. Rumor has it that there's a scheduled confrontation between Momo and Hikari planned! RENEE YOUNG: I hope Hikari punches her in the face. Starlight Kid, too. She's a brat. We fade out on a shot of Orphan Black mugging for the camera. |
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Post by grandprincess on Mar 9, 2022 5:03:38 GMT
Just after Orphan Black conclude their 'victory celebration', we fade in on a scene already in progress backstage. From the open nature of the area and the handful of vehicles parked there, it's clear that it's the parking garage. Why are we seeing this place? The answer presents itself almost immediately as ACT Yasukawa irish whips Misao into the side of a fancy looking red car! The fans groan in sympathy despite their distaste for the Rose Queen. ACT cackles wildly as she stands over Misao and kicks her hard in the head. Meanwhile Kagetsu is trading blows with a battered looking Konami. Kagetsu seizes Konami by the hair and threatens to slam the butler's head into the bumper of a car, but Konami finds a second win and slips out of Kagetsu's grip. Konami shoves Kagetsu into the car and then nearly takes her head off with a buzzsaw kick!
With Kagetsu laid out, Konami rushes over to the unsuspecting ACT and dropkicks her right into the red car's door! As ACT crumples to the ground, Konami runs to the wall and grabs a folding chair. Misao claws her way to her feet, then sees Konami and nods. ACT struggles to get to her knees, only to be hammered in the back with the chair once, then twice and three times! ACT shrieks in pain as Konami slams the chair down on her back two more times. Kagetsu has gotten up and hurls something heavy and metallic at Misao! The Rose Queen dodges and the object shatters the driver's side window, which gets a pop from the fans. Growling in frustration, Kagetsu pursues Misao, only to get a chair shot to the head from Konami! Kagetsu collapses to the floor, clutching her head in pain. Konami, face half covered in blood, stands over Kagetsu, then turns and wails away on ACT instead. Misao barks orders at Konami, whose chair shots become more rapid and vicious until the chair is bent from the abuse.
As if that isn't enough, Misao shouts at ACT derisively, kicking her in the head a few times. Finally she points to Konami's chair, then ACT's left arm! Konami kneels next to ACT, but hesitates. Misao again points to the chair, then motions to indicate she wants ACT's arm sandwiched inside it! Konami struggles to open the busted chair enough to fit ACT's arm in it, and Misao pushes her out of the way. Misao traps ACT's arm in the chair, then motions to Konami, inviting her to finish the job. Konami stands there, staring at the helpless prone form with.. doubt in her expression? Hesitation? When she doesn't do what Misao commands, the Rose Queen takes matters into her own hands.
Misao climbs on top of the battered red car and glares down at ACT's unmoving form. Kagetsu gets up and Konami moves into action, seizing the Final Boss' arm and locking in the Triangle Lancer! While Kagetsu writhes and battles to free herself, Misao throws her arms out to the sides and makes a proclamation.
MISAO: I.. am.. the Queen!
She flies from the roof of the car, stomping on the chair that has ACT's arm trapped! ACT screams so loudly its echoes in the garage are deafening. Misao gazes down at the agonized samurai as if she's just found something unpleasant in her garden. She then leans down and waves 'goodbye' to ACT before turning on her heels and marching out of the garage. Konami releases Kagetsu, then stands over the two fallen women and only slowly replaces a somber look with one of evil satisfaction.
KONAMI: Oedo Tai... ze... ENDO!
Konami leaves the scene just as EMTs and security personnel rush in to assist ACT. ACT clutches her arm in great pain while Kagetsu crawls over to her side. We fade out on this scene of Nouvelle Bishikigun's victory.
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Post by grandprincess on Mar 9, 2022 6:30:31 GMT
BUFF BAGWELL: Holy *#$#$! I knew these chicks were crazy, but that was even crazier than that time there were like six Stings in the ring at once! RENEE YOUNG: We'll provide updates on ACT Yasukawa's condition as we get them, everyone. But it looks like her arm might be broken, or worse. I guess we do have to keep calling matches though.. Tootie Lyn is already in the ring, awaiting the arrival of her opponent, whose identity has been kept secret even from her.JUSTIN ROBERTS: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Belleville, Illinois, Tootie Lynn! She gets a tepid reaction from the crowd, and then all eyes shift to the entrance ramp. Unfamiliar music hits unexpectedly and the fans start growing restless as they await the other woman taking part in the contest. The theme's intro section ends, and as the melody hits, the words 'MOMO WATANABE' appear on the video screen; immediately the entire arena boos as loudly as they can. A woman in blue and white ring gear emerges, wearing a feminine-yet-military looking black sequined overcoat and blue and white feline themed luchador mask. In one hand, and resting on her shoulder, is a flagpole with a leopard print flag emblazoned with the words 'QUEENS QUEST'. Her hair looks a bit too pale to be the Black Peach's, but the fans boo all the same.RENEE YOUNG: Oh come on! Wasn't that tag match enough for her? Does she really have to come back down here and cause more damage?! What's this going to prove? BUFF BAGWELL: She didn't even break a sweat earlier, partner! Maybe she just wants to get more exercise. As she arrives at the ring steps, she bows her head and takes a moment to compose herself. Then she ascends the steps and enters through the middle rope. Justin Roberts, looking confused, proceeds with his job all the same.JUSTIN ROBERTS: And her opponent, from Sagamihara, Kanagawa, Japan: she is the WLCW Women's Champion, Momo Watanabe! MOMO WATANABE VS TOOTIE LYNN
SINGLES MATCH Just then, she climbs the turnbuckles, makes a sweeping gesture with her right arm that ends with her hand in front of her belly pointing to the left with an index finger, and removes her mask. As soon as the mask is off, the crowd pops in a deafening ovation - it's not Momo Watanabe, it's Hikari Noa! Clearly pleased with herself, Hikari smiles brightly, then sticks out her tongue. After hopping down from the turnbuckles, she removes the coat and places it on the apron with the mask.JUSTIN ROBERTS: .. Introducing her opponent, from Hokkaido, Japan: Hikari Noa!
CORRECTION: "MOMO WATANABE" (HIKARI NOA) VS TOOTIE LYNN
SINGLES MATCH The bell rings and Tootie Lynn just stares across the ring, not sure what to make of Hikari's odd choice of ring gear. We briefly see a woman in a suit gathering Hikari's entrance props and removing them from the ring. Hikari carries herself with confidence, striding to the center of the ring and offering a handshake. Tootie Lynn very reluctantly accepts it, and the two have a sportsmanlike handshake. After they separate, Hikari circles around Tootie and starts laying into her with sharp kicks that are stiffer than her usual strikes. Taken off guard, Tootie finds herself backed into a corner literally. Hikari charges in and hits a trio of dropkicks to take Tootie off her feet! Hikari then picks Tootie up and German suplexes her into the center of the ring with force! She does the scooping into pointing gesture (the Queen's Quest trademark) and shouts.
HIKARI NOA: LET'S GO! BUFF BAGWELL: This is the most confusing thing I've seen since there were like.. six Stings in the ring at the same time. That was crazy, man! How'd he do that? RENEE YOUNG: It's called extras with masks, Buff! Hikari Noa's definitely taking a strange approach to this match, that's for sure. Tootie is back on her feet and cuts off Hikari's attempt at a jumping clothesline with a forearm right to the jaw that turns Hikari inside out! Tootie goes for the pin but only gets one as Hikari bridges out of the pin! Tootie stares in horror as Hikari just seems even more fired up! Before Tootie can strike her, Hikari nails Tootie with a superkick, then runs the ropes and hits a flying clothesline! Tootie is down and Hikari goes for a pin - only two! While Tootie gets up, Hikari grabs her hair, then spins around, twisting the hair painfully in her grip. With a smile, she uses this grip to hurl Tootie across the ring! With Tootie in the corner, Hikari storms in and hits a knee lift! The fans cheer as she poses for them, only for Tootie to try a surprise roll up! It's only two! Hikari rolls out of it, runs to the ropes and leaps to the top rope. From there she springboards back towards Tootie and levels her with a missile dropkick! Tootie retreats to another corner, and Hikari charges again, this time eating a big boot! While Hikari staggers back, Tootie climbs to the top turnbuckle! Before she can execute her plan Hikari recovers and nails Tootie with a flurry of punches! As Tootie teeters, Hikari climbs to the top turnbuckle, wraps her arms around Tootie's waist and they both take flight as Hikari hits a SUPER OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! The fans roar in approval as Hikari climbs to her feet and stalks over to Tootie. She grabs Tootie by the hair, pulling her up and considers going for a northern lights suplex. After a moment she shakes her head, changes position and scoops up Tootie to hit a BASTARD DRIVER?! Hikari covers Tootie and the ref counts the 1-2-3. WINNER: "MOMO WATANABE" (HIKARI NOA)
Pinfall 4:10 BUFF BAGWELL: Now I'm even more confused than that time there were six Stings in the ring. RENEE YOUNG: For the last time - no, you know what, never mind. Hikari Noa with an odd approach to get the win here on Eruption, dressing up in Momo Watanabe's old gear and using Momo Watanabe's finisher to get the win. I'm not sure what to think of this. Hikari's own music plays as she has her hand lifted in victory, the fans cheering loudly for the Deatmatch (and cosplay?) Princess. She slides out of the ring and goes back up the ramp, followed by the woman in the suit we saw earlier. She turns out to be a translator, who provides a running translation as Hikari speaks to both the fans and to Momo Watanabe.HIKARI NOA: <That was for you, Momo-chan. A little present for you, I hope you liked it. You used to be happy, didn't you? But now you're just a wierd, creepy girl. But that's okay with me, I'll still fight you. I'm not afraid of any pain. I'm not afraid of what it will take to beat you. And I'm not afraid of you. Keep that belt nice, because it's coming home to Noa Hikari.> HIKARI IS... CROWD: HARD TO KILL! She grins, a glint in her eyes that's part mischievous and part psychotic. As the fans repeat the HARD TO KILL! chant, Hikari waves to them and heads back through the curtain.
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Post by dustin on Mar 9, 2022 20:55:29 GMT
RENEE YOUNG: After that last impressive victory for Rok-C, we turn our attention to another woman on the roster that's looking to gain some attention.
An unfamiliar music hits as the crowd instantly wonders who it is. Even Renee and Marcus seem a bit caught off guard. After a short pause that raises the anticipation to heightened levels, out from the back comes Julia Hart. She's got on her usual cheerleading outfit, but definitely not the normal colors.
BUFF BAGWELL: Julia?
She gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, which doesn't seem to phase her one bit. In her green and yellow attire, she skips down the ramp towards the ring and an energetic pace with a confident look on her face.
RENEE YOUNG: This is not the same Julia I saw after Storm last week.
BUFF BAGWELL: Rumor has it she was doing a little soul searching the rest of the weekend. Or at least that's what I heard at the water cooler this morning. I don't know about you, but I'm digging the choice of music!
RENEE YOUNG: Good for her. She's looking to pick up a much needed singles victory against her opponent, Tesha Price.
Tesha comes storming out from the back like a rocket shot out of a cannon. Julia does a few cartwheels in the ring before Tesha is able to make it to the apron and slide inside.
JULIA HART VS TESHA PRICESINGLES MATCH
The match starts with both girls circling the ring and trying to grab at each others fingers. They do this for a few full laps before Julia lunges towards one of Tesha's legs and grabs around her knee. Hopping on one foot, Tesha tries to stomp on Julia's foot. When she is unable to, Julia flips her over and onto the mat while still holding onto her knee. She lets go and instantly connects with a few elbows to the jaw bone of Tesha. The referee tries to gain a little control and nearly ends up with an elbow themselves. RENEE YOUNG: Julia looking aggressive here early. BUFF BAGWELL: Referee better look out. Step back. Before Tesha can pull herself to her feet, Julia does a perfect cartwheel into the middle of the ring and upon standing back up, she kicks Tesha square in the teeth! She's out like a light. ONE! TWO! THRE----NO!!! BUFF BAGWELL: SHOULDER UP!!! SHOULDER UP!!! Marcus cannot contain himself. RENEE YOUNG: Tesha doesn't know where she is.... but, she somehow kicked out. The referee tries to check on Tesha, but Julia is having none of it. She pounces and starts assaulting Tesha with a combination of kicks and punches. Just as the referee has had enough and surely about to call for the bell, Julia breaks away and walks towards the center of the ring. She flings both of her arms in the air as the crowd lets out a fairly large chorus of boo's. She starts to get in an argument with a few fans in the front row. This only intensifies the boo's. RENEE YOUNG: The crowd here is not happy with her behavior. BUFF BAGWELL: Maybe they're just jealous. RENEE YOUNG: Shut up. Not paying any attention to Tesha, Julia pays for it by way of a shoulder block square to the back of the knee. This sends Julia down to the mat with Tesha as they entangle into a large ball of hair and skin, rolling around the ring in a struggle for power. Tesha gains the upper hand by putting a few boots into the chest of Julia. This gives her enough room to get to her feet and bounce off the ropes, connecting with an elbow drop right to the kidney of Julia. This sends Julia rolling around on the mat in pain. Tesha motions to the crowd that she wants to go up top. As she climbs to the third turnbuckle, Julia starts to pull herself to her feet in the middle of the ring. Tesha takes to the air and just as she is about to connect with a cross body block from the top rope, Julia side steps it and pushes on Tesha's chest. She crashes down the mat hard and Julia drops down for a quick cover. ONE! TW-KICKOUT! Julia is not happy with this result as she climbs to her feet and considers what it's going to take to finish this match. She does a hand stand and with her amazing flexibility, wraps her legs around the head of Tesha. Head scissor take down! RENEE YOUNG: What a display of athleticism from Julia! Julia jumps to her feet and sizes Tesha up. Just as Tesha is pulling herself to her feet and trying to gain regain her footing... WHACK! Super kick right to the face! Tesha goes down hard. BUFF BAGWELL: I think I just saw a tooth fly across the ring! Hopefully she elected for the dental coverage, Renee. Julia's got an almost sadistic look on her face. Just as it looks like she is about to execute Scissor Sister, she stops dead in her tracks and gets a big smile on her face. She grabs a handful of Tesha's hair and pulls her to her feet. With all the strength she can find in her body, she is somehow able to lift Tesha up.... SAMOAN DRIVER!!! EBISU OTOSHI!!!! Julia hooks a leg, counting with the referee as she stares into the camera. ONE! TWO! THREE! RENEE YOUNG: Julia pulling out all the stops. Delivering a Samoan driver for the victory here tonight. BUFF BAGWELL: I believe it's... Ebisu Otoshi... Renee, she was sending a clear message to Kagetsu. WINNER: JULIA HART
Pinfall - 5:49 Julia pulls herself to one knee, brushing away the hair that is stuck to her face..RENEE YOUNG: What a message it was that was just delivered by Julia Hart.
BUFF BAGWELL: Letting everyone know she's still a force in the Women's division. Using her own opponents finisher is just a slap in the face! I'd expect consequences.RENEE YOUNG: We will see on Wednesday how Kagetsu reacts to this. Big time matchup between her and Julia. |
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Post by Craig on Mar 11, 2022 13:38:19 GMT
RENEE YOUNG: Fans, before we move on to our next contest, it's time for our sponsored fast food segment of the show! BUFF BAGWELL: Butter burgers, frozen custard, overrated mozzarella sticks! Folks, there's not much Culver's can't do in the food world! RENEE YOUNG: I lowkey think they have some quality fish products too, Marcus! BUFF BAGWELL: Lowkey think? What does that even mean? How can someone lowkey think anything? You either think it, or you don't think it. RENEE YOUNG: It's underrated fish, Marcus. Does me saying it that way make you happier? BUFF BAGWELL: Nothing makes me happy, Renee...except a butterburger from Culver's! RENEE YOUNG: All things considered in this clip, Marcus...thank you for never getting up on our announce table. BUFF BAGWELL: Honestly, I didn't even know we could do that. Wait until this next match starts. RENEE YOUNG: Please don't. BUFF BAGWELL: You can't stop me, Renee. RENEE YOUNG: Regardless, a huge win for Hikari Noa as she moves towards her date with Momo Watanabe at Clash at the Canyon for the WLCW Women's Championship! BUFF BAGWELL: One of the hottest feuds going right now between these two. I don't know who I'd pick right now. RENEE YOUNG: Either choice is an excellent choice, Marcus. BUFF BAGWELL: Just like how any choice is a great choice at Culver's Restaurant! RENEE YOUNG: Okay, that's actually not a bad segue. BUFF BAGWELL: Culver's! Custard! Butterburgers! Low key thoughts! Let's go!
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Post by josh on Mar 13, 2022 23:07:58 GMT
Silence.
Suddenly, the sharp sound of someone ringing a triangle echoes throughout the room one single time. We hear a man with a gruff voice speak his mantra, but we're too far away to make it out. It becomes evident rather quickly that someone in this room is on the quest for inner peace. As the camera quietly creeps around the corner, we see Booker T sitting cross-legged on the floor. The live crowd cheers loudly. He's clad in his white karate gi, with his eyes closed and head tilted back ever so slightly. Sitting cross-legged on top of a stack of milk crates, we see Jimmy Wang Yang wearing black karate pants with a black leather vest, cowboy hat, and gloves. He's holding a triangle slightly above his head and ringing it once every twenty seconds or so.
Ding.BOOKER T: Sucka-sucka-sucka-fiiiiiive-times... Ding.BOOKER T: Sucka-sucka-sucka-fiiiiiive-times... Ding.BOOKER T: Sucka-sucka-sucka-fiiiiiive-times... There's a creak from behind us as the door is pushed open. Booker T's eyes snap open and he looks over his shoulder. Sweat drips off the tip of his nose. Eyes bugged out, he looks very annoyed.BOOKER T: Now, I know that ain' some fool ass sucka come t' innerupt my BOOK FU! Can't yo' ass see that the Booka' Man is in the middle of connectin' wit' his SOUL SELF!? Rather than stand up like a normal man, Booker T lays all the way back and executes a stiff, awkward spinaroonie and returns to his feet. He points toward the door that just opened and the darkness beyond it.BOOKER T: I say who dares t' innerupt the masta' of all martial arts while he inna' middle o' his NAMASTE, huh!? Ya'll don't want none o' my black ass, 'cause you gonna get the KI-YAAAAH-CHOP, YA' DIG!? SHOW YO'SELF, FIEND! There's several seconds of silence before a man finally walks into the doorway, revealing his face... the face of WLCW Eruption superstar RAYO! The fans give absolutely zero reaction because no one cares about Rayo. He's disheveled, and his white karate gi is hanging off of him as if he's been the victim of a violent attack. Booker T pays no mind to this detail.BOOKER T: Rayo-san, what the hell is you thinkin', punk ass?! You know we ain' s'posed t' have our first round SUCKATE TOURNAMENT MATCH until-- Booker T looks down at his wrist, at a watch that isn't there.BOOKER T: --lata' tonight when I'm done watchin' my stories! Jimmy Wang Yang nods and uses one finger to push his hat up.JIMMY WANG YANG: Love is Blind: Japan on Netflix, pardner. Booker T nods aggressively, throwing his hair in every direction.BOOKER T: You gots that right, son. Shuntaro and Ayano is where it's at! Will they or won't they!? YO' ASS DON'T KNOW! IT'S DRAMATIC! IT'S CAPTIVATING! WHO GON' GET LEFT AT THE ALTA'?! IT'S ONE O' LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES, RAYO, 'N HERE YOU ARE, SHOWIN' MY SCHEDULE NO RESPECT! Without another word spoken, Rayo simply falls forward face first onto the floor. He's completely unconscious. Booker T raises an eyebrow, confused.BOOKER T: What devious kung fu trickery is this!? Suddenly, Drake Maverick walks through the door, looking for all the world like a homeless man. The trip back from Japan has not been a kind one. In one hand, he has a large leather bound book. Booker T is trembling with anger as Drake Maverick stands over Rayo and kneels next to him. He sets the book down and grabs a handful of Rayo's hair, pulling his head up off the floor. Drake Maverick looks up at Booker T with great intensity.DRAKE MAVERICK: Say it, Rayo. Say the bloody words. DRAKE MAVERICK VS RAYO
FIRST ROUND RAYO: N... n... Booker T's eye widen as he realizes what's happening. BOOKER T: DON'T YOU SAY IT, RAYO! DON'T YOU SAY DA' WORDS! DRAKE MAVERICK: SAY THE SODDING WORDS, RAYO! RAYO: ...nay-no. WINNER: DRAKE MAVERICK
The Nay-No - 00:05 Rayo falls limp to the floor and Drake Maverick grabs the book and stands up. He looks Booker T dead in the eyes. Booker T snorts and spits right in the floor to show his disgust.BOOKER T: You gotta lot o' nerve showin' up 'ere 'n defilin' this sanctuary, cretin! Maverick takes a step forward, raising his voice.DRAKE MAVERICK: Oh, I have a lot of nerve, do I?! I have the nerve!? You stole from me 'n my client, Booker T! You have created a rift in our manager-client relationship as well as driven a wedge between your own! Your actions are despicable 'n I won't bloody stand for it anymore! He points down at the fallen Rayo.DRAKE MAVERICK: Wit' the defeat of Rayo, I am officially part of your insipid Suckate Tournament! And according t' this rulebook in my hands... any man officially enrolled in the Suckate Tournament may challenge the game masta' at any time for a battle, any place! Well, the challenge is for you... and the place will be Clash at the Canyon! He holds up the rulebook so Booker T can see it. Booker T's eyes go wide, like he's looking at something he's never seen before.BOOKER T: Where da' hell did yo' ass get that, Drake Maverick!? Maverick puffs his chest out proudly.DRAKE MAVERICK: I wrote it on the flight back from Japan. He points at the word "OFFICIAL" on the cover.DRAKE MAVERICK: As you can see, I took the time to write "official" on the cover, thus making this the true official rules of the Suckate Tournament, and in case you wish to question my logic, I must remind you that your entire run in WLCW has lacked logic from the beginning and to apply it now, here, today... would make you not only a hypocrite-- His eyes narrow. He knows the words will sting.DRAKE MAVERICK: --but a true jive turkey. Booker T steps forward and Jimmy Wang quickly hops off the milk crates and holds him back. Booker T points over Jimmy Wang Yang, his finger nearly hitting Drake in the nose.BOOKER T: UH-UH! NO WAY! I AIN' NO JIVE TURKEY! Spit flies from his mouth as he shouts angrily.BOOKER T: I AIN' NEVA' BEEN CALLED NO JIVE TURKEY, MAVERICK! Maverick points right back at Booker T.DRAKE MAVERICK: So, what will it be then!? Do you accept my challenge for Clash at the Canyon!? One time for all time, all the shampoo commercial money on the line, the end-all be-all FINALS of the SUCKATE TOURNAMENT!? Booker T stares at Drake with bugged out eyes.DRAKE MAVERICK: ANSWA' ME, BOOKER T! DO YOU ACCEPT OR DO YOU BLOODY YIELD!? BOOKER T: I ACCEPT, YOU SCOUNDREL! DRAKE MAVERICK: SPLENDID! BOOKER T: But on one condition! DRAKE MAVERICK: Name it! Booker T smirks. Jimmy Wang Yang looks up at him, concerned.BOOKER T: This is da' FINALS of da' SUCKATE TOURNAMENT, live on pay-pa'-view, sucka... that ain' somethin' t' be taken lightly... UH-UH! So here's how we gonna do it. Yo' ass wanna clash at the canyon!? OH YEAH, WE GON' CLASH AT THE CANYON, SON! IN A SUCKATE PIT O' DEATH MATCH! DRAKE MAVERICK: Wait, what-- BOOKER T: You 'n me, forty feet in the air on a scaffold! Beneath us, nothin' but a pit full o' snakes 'n alligators, 'n all kinds o' creepy crawly fiends from the fiery pits' o' Hades! And speakin' o' Hades, they gon' light the ladders we use t' get up on the scaffold on fire, foo'... so they ain' no way down... BUT DOWN-DOWN! We perform our different kung fu's on the scaffold... 'n whoever makes they opponent say the nay-no or throw the other guy off t' his DEATH is da' true winna' of da' Suckate Tournament. Drake Maverick really has to think it over, placing his hands on his hips and turning his back to Booker T for a moment. He slowly turns back around.DRAKE MAVERICK: Look, a scaffold match... they've got a bloody 'orrible reputation for match quality, but I accept on the condition that there's no pit of deadly reptiles or fire involved. And also maybe if the scaffold were, say... fifteen feet instead of forty. I think that's perfectly reasonable. JIMMY WANG YANG: Yeah, I think 'at sounds 'bout reasonable, Booker Man. Booker T and Drake Maverick lock eyes. They stare at each other with great intensity. Sweat drips off Booker T's nose and falls to the floor between them. Building tension, the camera follows it all the way down, recording an audible splat as it lands.BOOKER T: Fine. Dramatic pause.BOOKER T: It's a scaffold match, sucka'. Drake Maverick nods.DRAKE MAVERICK: A scaffold match, it is. Jimmy Wang Yang tips his hat.JIMMY WANG YANG: Well, alrigh-- CRASH! Without warning, glass shatters as something flies through the window and clocks Jimmy Wang Yang in the side of the head, knocking his hat askew and sending him to the floor. Booker T looks down at him in shock and then reaches down to pick up the item that has apparently knocked his sushi chef unconscious: a bottle of Shiseido Tsubaki Moist Shampoo. Drake Maverick slowly begins to back away, smiling nervously.DRAKE MAVERICK: To be fair, I did throw that before I came in the room. He shrugs.DRAKE MAVERICK: I was anticipating quite a bit more physical confrontation-- you know, I'm just gonna go. See you at the Canyon, mate. Without a word, he turns and runs out of the room. Booker T continues staring down at the bottle of shampoo. He grips it so tightly within his trembling hands that the top blows off and ropy white shampoo squirts out and covers Jimmy Wang Yang's chest. Booker T shakes his head, furious... then stares off in the direction that Drake Maverick left.BOOKER T: Unforgiveable. Fade.
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