Post by Brett on Mar 4, 2022 23:38:36 GMT
Jeff Parker, Matt Lee and Keith Lee are all sitting in the office of Clarence Mason, Attorney at Law.
JEFF PARKER: Alright, if we can ll just talk about this reasonably I think we can work this out.
MATT LEE: REASONABLY?! Thanks to this guy, we own a giant black man!
JEFF PARKER: Matt, please stop saying that we own a black man. It’s a really bad look for us.
CLARENCE MASON: Legally speaking…
JEFF PARKER: Don’t say it. DON’T SAY IT!
MATT LEE: That’s not why we’re here anyway! Frankly, we are in need of some legal representation and you’re basically the only lawyer we know.
CLARENCE MASON: Did you get exposed to chemicals at work and develop Mesothelioma?
JEFF PARKER: No, it’s a contract dispute.
CLARENCE MASON: That’s too bad. I just got certified as a mesothelioma law specialist.
JEFF PARKER: I don’t think you know what that word means
MATT LEE: It doesn’t matter! That idiot Mick Foley is SCREWING us. He booked us against the Motor City Machine Guns—IN THE MOTOR CITY!
CLARENCE MASON: Well that certainly seems unfair. How many weeks do we have before the match starts? We need to file an injunction immediately.
JEFF PARKER: Uhh, approximately five hours.
CLARENCE MASON: FIVE HOURS?! That’s not good.
MATT LEE: Tell me about it. We’ve been so busy trying to integrate Ketih into the family that we lost track of time!
CLARENCE MASON: Let’s not give up hope. I have a legal strategy I’d like to try here. It’s called Deadlining. It’s risky, but it could pay off. But Craig really hates it.
MATT LEE: Who’s Craig? Is he the all powerful Wizard of Oz figure pulling the strings behind the curtain of WLCW?
CLARENCE MASON: No, Craig is my unpaid intern. He hates when I ask him to file paperwork on a weekend.
JEFF PARKER: Yeah, that sounds more likely. Let’s do it! We need to be compensated for this unfair booking!
MATT LEE: We don’t want out of the match. We’re still going to kick MCMG’s ass, but in case the weird Detroit fans storm the ring and ruin our chances, we demand a rematch. In Canada! On the ice of a hockey rink!
CLARENCE MASON: I won’t let you down gentlemen. Follow me and we’ll get you the justice you deserve!
2.0 follow Clarence Mason out of the office to go find Craig. Keith Lee looks at the camera and calmly speaks.
KEITH LEE: I’ve always wanted to visit Canada.
The scene fades to black.
JEFF PARKER: Alright, if we can ll just talk about this reasonably I think we can work this out.
MATT LEE: REASONABLY?! Thanks to this guy, we own a giant black man!
JEFF PARKER: Matt, please stop saying that we own a black man. It’s a really bad look for us.
CLARENCE MASON: Legally speaking…
JEFF PARKER: Don’t say it. DON’T SAY IT!
MATT LEE: That’s not why we’re here anyway! Frankly, we are in need of some legal representation and you’re basically the only lawyer we know.
CLARENCE MASON: Did you get exposed to chemicals at work and develop Mesothelioma?
JEFF PARKER: No, it’s a contract dispute.
CLARENCE MASON: That’s too bad. I just got certified as a mesothelioma law specialist.
JEFF PARKER: I don’t think you know what that word means
MATT LEE: It doesn’t matter! That idiot Mick Foley is SCREWING us. He booked us against the Motor City Machine Guns—IN THE MOTOR CITY!
CLARENCE MASON: Well that certainly seems unfair. How many weeks do we have before the match starts? We need to file an injunction immediately.
JEFF PARKER: Uhh, approximately five hours.
CLARENCE MASON: FIVE HOURS?! That’s not good.
MATT LEE: Tell me about it. We’ve been so busy trying to integrate Ketih into the family that we lost track of time!
CLARENCE MASON: Let’s not give up hope. I have a legal strategy I’d like to try here. It’s called Deadlining. It’s risky, but it could pay off. But Craig really hates it.
MATT LEE: Who’s Craig? Is he the all powerful Wizard of Oz figure pulling the strings behind the curtain of WLCW?
CLARENCE MASON: No, Craig is my unpaid intern. He hates when I ask him to file paperwork on a weekend.
JEFF PARKER: Yeah, that sounds more likely. Let’s do it! We need to be compensated for this unfair booking!
MATT LEE: We don’t want out of the match. We’re still going to kick MCMG’s ass, but in case the weird Detroit fans storm the ring and ruin our chances, we demand a rematch. In Canada! On the ice of a hockey rink!
CLARENCE MASON: I won’t let you down gentlemen. Follow me and we’ll get you the justice you deserve!
2.0 follow Clarence Mason out of the office to go find Craig. Keith Lee looks at the camera and calmly speaks.
KEITH LEE: I’ve always wanted to visit Canada.
The scene fades to black.