Post by John Cena on Mar 3, 2022 3:05:41 GMT
[When The Time is now hit's John and AJ lee starts coming out behind the curtains and she starts skipping down the aisle in John runs straight down towards the ramp in slides in the ring and runs back n fourth and heads over and reach for a Microphone to speak with the Wlcw Universe]
John makes his way out from the curtain and puts his hands together taunting to the crowd
as they give off a mixed reaction. Cena walks down the ramp with his sagging jean shorts
and his Astros jersey on.
Cena makes his way into the ring sliding under the bottom rope and he stands up. he walks
to the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd as they snap photos. Cena jumps down and
requests a microphone and the ring announcer hands him one. Cena taps the mic a few times
and his music starts to die. down He continues to tap the mic and the crowd gets quiet.
John~ Word Life~ Cena: Hey y'all look who's back!
John~ Word Life~ Cena: Yo, Yo, Yo!! Thuganomics Style!
Naw, naw, Put down your tea potties, get away from your Danhausen Hancock.
I'm rocking this Thuganomics style.
Yo Besides open mics, one thing that gets me boiled
is an old school thirty man battle royal,
I'm a win this, I'm a make my impression
Show Danhausen that I got Ruthless Aggression!
The odds were even, until you chose me,
Now it's twenty-nine dudes and one ruthless MC
Yo it doesn't matter kid, cuz I'll rip yo nose off
I can battle you naked with no clothes on!!
Kid wutchu talking' bout?
three reasons I'm a win this:
Reason number one: Cut you up like cucumbers.
Reason number two. that you can't approach this.
I be choking you like Speedwell be choking coaches.
Reason number three is hard for me to explain to ya.
But I'm wining Saturday night and go on to WLCW Vengeance
The match just another test that I got to pass,
Y'all dudes are like ''Keep it one legged, you half a_ ed''
Yo whatcha talking bout kid? You can't touch this,
Throw the double clutches. if you down with untouched,
Yo it's my year, I suggest you take the year. off.
I'm sick like Tyson was when he bit Holy field's ear off
it doesn't matter kid. Yo you should stop defeat me.
My style's like a swollen pe*is. you can't beat me
the crowd erupts as AJ lee hands the Mic over to Cena and then poses for the
crowd. The Danhausen
John~ Word Life~ Cena: Dawg, you must just be joking
The only reason you're in this match with me because you did a lot of deep-
throwing but don't be mad cuz yo face paint is ridiculous just like you
The only difference is he choked on my d*ck
I would never let you choke on this, prick
I'm in the major leagues, dawg
You're still playing little league baseball
I'm in the NBA
You're still in your backyard with your friends trying to play basketball
I'm like the new Orleans Saints, I continuously keep winning
while you're like Drew Bree's
You get a lot of money, but continuously lose and keep b*itching
I'm a winner!
Yeah maybe backyard wrestling
because the only person he'd beat is Mae young if she came back to wrestling
You can't talk man
You're rhymes is worse r than reading Sam I am
I got girls from every area code
while you can't get any numbers from them but their area codes
I'm The Doctor of Thuganomics
I can't be beat
y'all the loser in the freezer like Rocky
You stay beating on meat
The truth is, dawg you could never be me
John makes his way out from the curtain and puts his hands together taunting to the crowd
as they give off a mixed reaction. Cena walks down the ramp with his sagging jean shorts
and his Astros jersey on.
Cena makes his way into the ring sliding under the bottom rope and he stands up. he walks
to the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd as they snap photos. Cena jumps down and
requests a microphone and the ring announcer hands him one. Cena taps the mic a few times
and his music starts to die. down He continues to tap the mic and the crowd gets quiet.
John~ Word Life~ Cena: Hey y'all look who's back!
John~ Word Life~ Cena: Yo, Yo, Yo!! Thuganomics Style!
Naw, naw, Put down your tea potties, get away from your Danhausen Hancock.
I'm rocking this Thuganomics style.
Yo Besides open mics, one thing that gets me boiled
is an old school thirty man battle royal,
I'm a win this, I'm a make my impression
Show Danhausen that I got Ruthless Aggression!
The odds were even, until you chose me,
Now it's twenty-nine dudes and one ruthless MC
Yo it doesn't matter kid, cuz I'll rip yo nose off
I can battle you naked with no clothes on!!
Kid wutchu talking' bout?
three reasons I'm a win this:
Reason number one: Cut you up like cucumbers.
Reason number two. that you can't approach this.
I be choking you like Speedwell be choking coaches.
Reason number three is hard for me to explain to ya.
But I'm wining Saturday night and go on to WLCW Vengeance
The match just another test that I got to pass,
Y'all dudes are like ''Keep it one legged, you half a_ ed''
Yo whatcha talking bout kid? You can't touch this,
Throw the double clutches. if you down with untouched,
Yo it's my year, I suggest you take the year. off.
I'm sick like Tyson was when he bit Holy field's ear off
it doesn't matter kid. Yo you should stop defeat me.
My style's like a swollen pe*is. you can't beat me
the crowd erupts as AJ lee hands the Mic over to Cena and then poses for the
crowd. The Danhausen
John~ Word Life~ Cena: Dawg, you must just be joking
The only reason you're in this match with me because you did a lot of deep-
throwing but don't be mad cuz yo face paint is ridiculous just like you
The only difference is he choked on my d*ck
I would never let you choke on this, prick
I'm in the major leagues, dawg
You're still playing little league baseball
I'm in the NBA
You're still in your backyard with your friends trying to play basketball
I'm like the new Orleans Saints, I continuously keep winning
while you're like Drew Bree's
You get a lot of money, but continuously lose and keep b*itching
I'm a winner!
Yeah maybe backyard wrestling
because the only person he'd beat is Mae young if she came back to wrestling
You can't talk man
You're rhymes is worse r than reading Sam I am
I got girls from every area code
while you can't get any numbers from them but their area codes
I'm The Doctor of Thuganomics
I can't be beat
y'all the loser in the freezer like Rocky
You stay beating on meat
The truth is, dawg you could never be me
Even if you used those airline goggles...
[Cena and AJ exit out of the Storm ring and heads straight back up to the stage and heads back to his locker room before the match on Storm PPV begins this Saturday]