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Post by Craig on Feb 24, 2022 16:27:01 GMT
RENEE YOUNG: Welcome to WLCW Eruption on YouTube, I am Renee Young alongside Marcus Alexander Bagwell! What a show we had in Vancouver last week! What a main event between Prince Devitt and CM Punk! BUFF BAGWELL: One of the all time great matches here so far in WLCW for sure. What an Eruption we saw just a few weeks ago as well. We had a title change, Renee! RENEE YOUNG: That we did and we also saw the beginning of your friend, Booker T's tournament. BUFF BAGWELL: Not sure if you saw the commercial he and Drake were filming in Japan on Vengeance, but uh... RENEE YOUNG: I did see it! And I think that's all that's need to be said about it! BUFF BAGWELL: My guy has some work to do if he's gonna move some hair care product! RENEE YOUNG: Fans, we have an exciting episode of Eruption for you tonight as we'll see multiple members of the WLCW roster in action tonight! BUFF BAGWELL: Gonna be hard to top the last show we had, Renee but this roster can make just about anything happen. I'm looking forward to it! RENEE YOUNG: Whatta ya say we get down to the ring and get to it then? Marcus, get off your cell phone! BUFF BAGWELL: I've had a hankering for fast food lately, Renee...especially from the Pacific Northwest. Don't ask! But personally, I think Whataburger is better than In-N-Out! RENEE YOUNG: Marcus, where is this coming from? BUFF BAGWELL: I'm arguing with this guy online right now about it! Says he's from Portland and says he'll fight me for what I believe in! RENEE YOUNG: Can we just get tonight started? BUFF BAGWELL: Fine, but I'm gonna fight this "Brian" guy if I find him! I can promise you all that! Whataburger for life!
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Post by Scott on Feb 25, 2022 3:41:16 GMT
DUSTIN RHODES & STEPHEN AMELL VS RAYO & MIKE REED
TAG MATCH Dustin Rhodes and Rayo start us off here this evening on Eruption with a strong collar-and-elbow tie up. Rhodes backs Rayo into the corner and provides a clean break at the count of two. They test it out again with Dustin kicking Rayo in the gut, applying a headlock, and being shot off against the ropes, rebounding with a stiff shoulder block, sending Rayo down to the mat. RENEE YOUNG: This is an odd pairing tonight in Dustin Rhodes and Stephen Amell. It's odd to even think that Stephen Amell has a better winning percentage than a legend such as "The Natural," but that shows how stiff the competition here in WLCW is. BUFF BAGWELL: Or, it could be that television's Stephen Amell is excelling at another venture! RENEE YOUNG: Stephen's has had one match and it ended when he dropped Craven Knyte on his head! BUFF BAGWELL: Sorry, Renee. I only go by the record book, and in that book, Stephen Amell is 1-0. Dustin seized control and has not let off the gas since doing so. He backs Rayo in the corner and hits a series of shots to the ribs, and as Rayo begins to stagger out of the corner, Dustin hits the ropes and comes back with a big bulldog! He goes for the cover but Rayo kicks out and scrambles to his corner, tagging in his partner. Mike Reed charges at Dustin, who connects with a vintage snap powerslam! RENEE YOUNG: Although he and Brandi lost to Julia Hart and Griff Garrison on Vengeance, Dustin Rhodes looks as good as ever. Dustin wastes no time in picking Mike Reed off the mat, DESTROYER! Amell tags himself in, slapping Dustin on the back. Dustin throws his arms in the air, demanding a reason as to why Amell did what he did. Ignoring his partner, Amell climbs to the top rope, ELBOW DROP RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF MIKE REED! Blood gushes immediately from Reed's obviously broken nose and Amell freaks out. BUFF BAGWELL: WE HAVE A BLEEDER! RENEE YOUNG: Stephen Amell is in absolute shock as he has injured ANOTHER member of the Eruption roster in consecutive shows! Amell takes a deep breath and picks Mike Reed up and decides to make matters worse by spinning him around and hooking his arms. Amell slowly drops to his knees, BACKSLIDE PIN ATTEMPT! ONE, TWO, THREE! RENEE YOUNG: For the love of God! Did he just win the match with a backslide? How unnecessary! BUFF BAGWELL: That was a beautiful set-up. So fluid! RENEE YOUNG: Marcus, he hit an opponent with a flying elbow drop, decided that wasn't enough, picked him up, spun him round, and then had to concoct the motions for a backslide when he could've just covered him after the elbow drop and avoided all of that! BUFF BAGWELL: Yeah, well, that's why he's in that ring and you're behind the table! WINNERS: DUSTIN RHODES & STEPHEN AMELLPinfall - 3:02
Dustin's remixed version of "Brain Stew" hits and he and Amell celebrate in the middle of the ring with a mixed response from the fans. The fans absolutely love Dustin Rhodes and the three decades of equity he's built up with them, it's just his partner, the obnoxious and over-the-top television star that they're not so sure about. Amell takes the microphone from Justin Roberts and slaps the head of it three times, creating loud, echoing thuds each time.
STEPHEN AMELL: Did you see that, Craven Knyte? I pretended that was your stupid face when I drove my elbow through that dude's skull!
Amell is very proud of himself as Dustin takes a step away from him, not wanting to associate himself with Amell's insanity.
STEPHEN AMELL: You and I, we're not finished, hombre. I hear you had yourself a stinger and you weren't crippled..
A polite applause from the fans. Amell snarls.
STEPHEN AMELL: I guess I have myself a new role.. As the man who cripples Craven Knyte and runs him out of WLCW ONCE AND FOR ALL!
RENEE YOUNG: What the hell? WHY?!
STEPHEN AMELL: It's no secret that you want a pay-per-view moment of your own so, so badly. You tried ruining Cody's night at Ascension, so in turn, I'm going to ruin yours.. On the Eruption before Clash at the Canyon. You. Me. PART TWO! So you'd better start training because I'm going to be back in this ring in ten days and I'm going to squash another member of this roster with my bare hands!
Boos rain down on him.
STEPHEN AMELL: Now.. Hit my music!
Amell spikes the microphone down on the mat like it's a football and he just scored a touchdown. No music plays because, well, he's not an official member of the WLCW roster and does not have any music. Several seconds pass with dead silence and Amell picks the microphone back up.
STEPHEN AMELL: Fine. Play Cody's music!
Instantly, "Kingdom" hits over the PA system and Amell climbs to the top turnbuckle, slapping his right elbow, which is still covered in blood from Mike Reed's broken nose. Dustin Rhodes rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp. Amell has now climbed all four corners and the prelude to "Kingdom" finally ends. The guitar riff introduction starts as Amell exits the ring.
RENEE YOUNG: Cody's theme takes so long to get going that Stephen Amell ran out of ways to celebrate. And now we have to deal with more Stephen Amell as he and Craven Knyte, an ENHANCEMENT TALENT, will have a rematch on the PPV edition of Eruption for no reason! Jesus Christ. I hate the Nightmare Family. Minus Dustin. He's alright.
BUFF BAGWELL: Well, you can hate them all, but I personally think they're AMAZING! I hope I can snag a photo with Miss Nightmare before it's all said and done!
RENEE YOUNG: I'm sure for the right price she'd even sign you an 8x10. Let's get back to the ring for our next match! |
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Post by cxbx on Feb 25, 2022 7:15:46 GMT
Shortly after Amell and Rhodes have left the entrance area, the bell rings and the next bout is set to begin. Generic stock music plays over the sound system as the physically impressive Mike Verna walks out onto the entrance way and poses for a brief second. He marches down the ramp, looking focused on the match at hand. RENEE YOUNG: It's been a bit since we've seen Verna here on Eruption. Suffered a loss early on his tenure with WLCW, so he undoubtedly looking to right the ship here tonight. BUFF BAGWELL: Lemme tell you, Renee - this cat is lookin' shredded tonight! If Verna picks up the W tonight, I might have to take him under my wing and show him a thing or two! Verna climbs into the ring and poses, to a lukewarm reaction from the crowd. JUSTIN ROBERTS: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first - from Brooklyn, New York - Mike Verna! He raises his hand and yells loudly, as his nameplate appears. Verna bounces back and forth, readying himself for the match at hand. Just then, the lights in the arena begin to flicker as the intro to "Can You Feel My Heart?" by Bring Me The Horizon begins to play over the sound system. Despite being a newcomer to WLCW, those familiar with Atticus Cogar still booed him loudly as he stepped out onto the entrance ramp. Adjusting his trademark black leather jacket lined in lime green, Cogar looked out at the crowd that had gathered and snarled a bit, lifting his fists high in the air. RENEE YOUNG: Despite arriving in the WLCW a few weeks ago, Atticus Cogar has become one of the most polarizing on the roster. BUFF BAGWELL: Yeah, I don't like him and I'll tell you why. I saw him backstage a little earlier today and I thought I'd try to get the scoop on how he's feeling about his match with Brock Lesnar in just two days. And damn it, Renee - this guy just walked away! The gall of this kid to blow off Buff Daddy, when I'm just trying to do my journalistic duty! I don't like him, Renee. RENEE YOUNG: See what I mean about polarizing? But, you're exactly right - Atticus Cogar is set for perhaps the biggest match of his young career, as he's set to face off against Brock Lesnar in two days time on Storm! As the commentary team talks about the showdown between Cogar and Lesnar, the match graphic appears on screen. After a few seconds, it transitions back to the shot of Cogar climbing into the ring. JUSTIN ROBERTS: Entering the ring, from Cleveland, Ohio - this is ATTICUS COGAR! Atticus enters the ring and climbs up on the second turnbuckle and throws his arms out to the side, and throws his head back causing his hair to whip back. He jumps down and stares a hole through Mike Verna who stands in the opposite corner, hopping back and forth. The referee for the contest checks with both men who indicate that they're ready, and calls for the bell and this one is underway.ATTICUS COGAR VS MIKE VERNA
SINGLES As soon as the bell rings, Atticus Cogar runs in and nails a massive shotgun dropkick to the chest of Mike Verna, sending Verna stumbling into the turnbuckle. Cogar immediately followed it up with another dropkick, but this time it caught Verna right in the face. Verna drops in a heap in the corner, and Cogar is quick up to his feet as he runs across the ring to gain momentum before delivering a vicious face wash kick right across Verna's face! Cogar immediately grabs the top rope and begins to deliver a series of vicious stomps all over Verna. The referee gives Atticus a warning and starts his count, but Atticus is incensed as he continues to rain boots down upon Verna in the corner. The referee eventually pulls Cogar off of Mike Verna, and gives him another warning, not wanting to throw the match out. Cogar smirks and pushes his hair back as Verna is already in a bad way. BUFF BAGWELL: I can't wait to see Brock squash this little jerk! RENEE YOUNG: Atticus Cogar has never stepped into the ring with someone like Brock Lesnar, and that's not a slight against Atticus. If he wants to have any shot at pulling off this massive upset, he's going to need to have as much fire as he's showing here tonight .. but I'm not sure if even that will do it. After all, we are talking about "The Beast Incarnate". BUFF BAGWELL: Everyone loves an underdog story, but what about when the underdog is an asshole? Atticus grabs Verna, but Verna is able to give him a quick knee to the gut, catching Atticus off-guard. Verna clubs him across the back and sends him into the opposite ropes. Verna looks to follow it up with a big clothesline, but Atticus manages to duck the errant strike, rebound off the ropes and deliver a lightning fast Spinning Wheel Kick! Atticus stood back up and grabbed Verna by the hair and hooking him in the headlock position. He stared into hard cam and mouthed " BROCK IS NEXT" before delivering THE CULMINATION - that devastating Headlock Driver! The top of Mike Verna's skull bounces off the mat, as Atticus shoots the half and covers Verna for the emphatic victory. The referee counts 3 and calls for the bell as Atticus stands up, and places his foot on his fallen opponent's chest. WINNER: ATTICUS COGAR
Pinfall - 02:41 The referee raises Atticus Cogar's arm, but Cogar pulls away and threatens the referee who turns his attention towards the fallen Mike Verna on the canvas. Atticus Cogar slaps his chest and yells at the crowd.
RENEE YOUNG: Well, Cogar manages to pick up a victory against Mike Verna here tonight. I guess that means no mentorship for the New York native. BUFF BAGWELL: Just hit another cycle, brother! You'll get there in due time! RENEE YOUNG: Yikes. Now, le-- JUSTIN ROBERTS: Here is your winner .. ATTIC-- Just then, Atticus snatched the microphone away from Justin Roberts and pushed him. Roberts threw his hands up and immediately exited the ring, as Cogar paced around the ring frantically with the microphone in hand.ATTICUS COGAR: BROCK! BROCK! I know you're listening, Brock! ...For the last week of my life, I've been told that I am like a lamb being lead to slaughter in two days at Storm. I've been told that I'm insane for stepping into the ring with you, and that I'm going to be devoured by the almighty Brock Lesnar. I've heard that I'm outmatched because I've never been in the ring with someone like you. But the ironic thing is that you, Brock Lesnar .. have never been in the ring with someone like me. You've spent the last two decades of your life facing these ... " superstars" who have a family to provide for, these athletes who have a purpose in life ... these poor souls with limits to how much they are willing to lay on the line. But what happens when you step into the ring with someone like me? Someone with no purpose, no limits, and no regard for my own well-being. You can't break what has already been broken and you can't destroy what has already been destroyed. Atticus pulls down the microphone and is visibly angry. He reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a bundle of small green skewers. Bunching them up in his fist, Atticus raises them up to the camera, causing a little bit of a pop from the more bloodthirsty fans in the crowd.ATTICUS COGAR: Brock, I'm going to make you BLEED.Atticus throws down the microphone and raises the skewers high in the air as his music begins to play over the sound system again. Atticus talks more trash to the camera, as the camera cuts back to the commentary team.BUFF BAGWELL: Are you kiddin' me? HE'S threatening Brock Lesnar? This guy is as delusional as they come! RENEE YOUNG: Well, he's made a promise to make Brock Lesnar bleed! We'll see these two clash on Saturday at Storm!
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Post by Craig on Feb 25, 2022 12:54:11 GMT
RENEE YOUNG: Fans, before we move on to our next contest, we wanna start a new segment here this week! BUFF BAGWELL: If there's one thing I love, it's fast food, Renee! And if there's one thing I love more, it's Whataburger! So much better than In n Out and I'll fight any idiot that says otherwise! RENEE YOUNG: Fighting people on the internet aside, Whataburger is our new sponsor for the Slam of the Week where we take a look back at an impactful or surprise move from the previous show! BUFF BAGWELL: Honestly, so much to choose from here, let's see what the wonderful Whataburger has in store for us!  RENEE YOUNG: A huge win indeed for Drake and the Wingmen. A win like that over Eddie Kingston is certainly a hard fought one!
BUFF BAGWELL: Yeah, I gotta tell ya, I love the Wingmen, Renee, but I thought Eddie Kingston was the favorite going into that one!
RENEE YOUNG: Drake is a gifted athlete though! Don't be fooled by his size!
BUFF BAGWELL: I've been telling ladies for years that size doesn't matter.
RENEE YOUNG: Gross, Marcus. That was the Whataburger Slam of the Week! Presented by Whataburger!
BUFF BAGWELL: You'd have to be an idiot not to think these are the best burgers in the world, folks!
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Post by grandprincess on Feb 27, 2022 3:57:48 GMT
ACT Yasukawa VS Tesha Price
SINGLES MATCH The two women stare daggers at each other across the ring. When the bell rings to signal the start of the match, ACT meets Tesha in the center of the ring and grins savagely. ACT wastes no time in wailing away at Tesha with forearm strikes, backing her into the ropes and then whipping her across the ring. Tesha rebounds and hits ACT with a dropkick that takes ACT off her feet to the sound of boos from the crowd. Tesha laughs as she drives an elbow into the back of ACT's neck and locks in an armbar! ACT howls in pain as Tesha does her best to wrench it in. Kagetsu is at ringside to support the Oedo Tai founder and slaps the mat while shouting in Japanese; the crowd begins clapping in unison with her in support of ACT. Slowly ACT managed to scrabble to her knees and rolls away from Tesha, yanking her arm free! Tesha gets up and runs the ropes, but eats a stiff superkick from ACT that knocks her to the back. With momentum swinging back in her direction, ACT pulls Tesha up and violently whips her into the corner!
RENEE YOUNG: ACT Yasukawa in action for the first time since February 2 and looking sharp!
BUFF BAGWELL: Not bad for someone who got herself pancakced onto the entrance ramp a few weeks ago! gotta wonder if someone's got another nasty surprise ready for her.
ACT shouts out 'IKUZOUUU!' and rushes the corner, nailing Tesha with a sharp dropkick! Tesha crumples into the turnbuckles, and ACT seizes her hair with one hand and tights with the other - she then hurls Tesha to the center of the ring violently. As Tesha holds her back in pain ACT stalks her and looks quite pleased with herself. Suddenly she stomps Tesha's leg a few times before trying for a stretch muffler! Tesha counters with a desperate knee to ACT's back and then tries for a quick roll up and gets only two! ACT rolls out of the way and Tesha gets to her feet first. Tesha ruses ACT, but ACT drops to the mat under her! Tesha leaps onto the second turnbuckle and then leaps off, twisting in the air to try and hit a cross body! ACT catches her to a massive pop, shifts her onto one shoulder and hits the ACT Omega in the center of the ring for a count of three! WINNER: ACT YASUKAWA
Pinfall - 2:01
JUSTIN ROBERTS: Here is your winner, the Rebel Ronin ACT Yasukawa!
RENEE YOUNG: A dominant win for ACT Yasukawa here tonight on Eruption!
BUFF BAGWELL: That piledriver looks almost as devastating as a poke to the chest! Which is the most devastating move in pro wrestling.
ACT smiles confidently as her arm is raised by the referee and the fans pop again. Kagetsu enters the ring and gives ACT a pair of high fives in congratulations, but it's clear there's something missing. The two women look into each other's eyes questioningly, then over at the bottle wrapped in auburn cloth resting in ACT's corner. The pair grins and ACT goes over to grab it for a celebratory drink. However, when she tips it back for a drink, nothing happens. She shakes it roughly, trying to find even a droplet left. There's nothing there, though, and ACT ends up shrugging and heading out of the ring with Kagetsu in tow. ACT takes her time, smiling at the atmosphere in the building while Kagetsu seems conflicted herself. After a final bow they step through the curtain and are greeted by a pair of other Japanese women dressed in colorful kimonos. Something about them is kind of familiar, but ACT just smiles more at the sight of them. She motions for a mic and once one's in her hand she motions to a blue bottle one of the women is holding.
ACT YASUKAWA: Just in time! I ran out of sake, but thanks to my good friends at SakeOne, I've got a special bottle to celebrate with! And if you go to sakeone.com in the next two days and use the promo code ACT22, you can get $10 off your next order!
ACT grabs the bottle with her left hand, but the other woman's grip on the bottle is firm. Though ACT pulls at the bottle, it doesn't budge at all.
ACT YASUKAWA: <Funny joke, kid. I do get to drink it don't I?> ACT pulls the bottle harder, but just pulls the woman in close to her as well. Suddenly the smile fades from ACT's face and she's about to say something when suddenly a stiff THWACK is heard from behind her. Kagetsu falls to the ground in pain, clutching her back as the Rose Queen Misao stands there with her cane in hand! ACT steps between the fallen Kagetsu and Misao, squaring up to face off with her when there's a sudden shattering of glass! Blue shards fly everywhere as the sake bottle is broken over ACT's head! The woman who'd been holding the sake bottle squares up as ACT struggles to her knees. Then she nails ACT with a buzzsaw kick that might as well have knocked the rebel ronin out! Misao pulls ACT up and hurls her into a rack of electronic equipment, then pulls the rack and all the equipment on it down onto ACT.
Kagetsu gets up and tries to fight back, but the woman who hit ACT with the bottle nails her with a roundhouse kick! She moves in for the kill but Kagetsu spits blue mist in her face and staggers her! Before Kagetsu can assault the woman any further, Misao takes her out with a running knee strike! The Rose Queen looks to the second woman in a kimono expectantly. Whatever Misao was expecting, the timid woman disappoints her by rushing off in fear. With a sigh Misao grabs Kagetsu and positions her for a Vanitas.. which hits right on a steel chair placed by her accomplice! Kagetsu and ACT lay motionless as Misao plants her foot on ACT's chest. MISAO: <Your time is over, samurai. Go home.>
A number of footsteps can be heard moving quickly toward them, so Misao and her minion beat a fashionable retreat. The shot lingers on the two women who were just beaten down; chairs, electrical equipment and broken glass litter the concrete floor. As does an odd item - a black wig of the length which Misao's ally had worn into the ambush.
RENEE YOUNG: A cowardly ambush by the Rose Queen on ACT Yasukawa backstage! Come on! This is getting out of hand! BUFF BAGWELL: There's no order in the women's division, and it looks like things are getting heated up every show! |
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Post by dustin on Feb 27, 2022 17:17:20 GMT
Following the well timed ambush attack by the Rose Queen, we cut back to ringside. BUFF BAGWELL: Damn, I like her!
RENEE YOUNG: You know who I like? Julia Hart. And she's teaming up with Griff Garrison here for a little mixed tag action. BUFF BAGWELL: Still no Brian though. RENEE YOUNG: Actually, rumor has it he was seen backstage earlier. BUFF BAGWELL: So what you're telling me is he's going to cost Julia and Griff this match too?
BARON BLACK & TOOTIE LYNN VS GRIFF GARRISON & JULIA HART
MIXED TAG MATCH
With everyone in the ring, the referee calls for the bell.. Julia starts out against Tootie as they meet in the middle of the ring. They exchange slaps, knife edge chops and even gouges to the eyes before the two of them end up on the mat beating the living hell out of each other. Julia gets the advantage and starts bouncing Tootie's head off the mat like a basketball. The referee struggles to intervene, but finally does after six or seven bounces.... dribbles. Julia wipes the hair out of her eyes as she smiles big and raises both hands in the air. RENEE YOUNG: This crowd is letting her have it! They do not approve. BUFF BAGWELL: She doesn't care, Renee. Look at it. She exudes confidence. They are still going to buy her shirt anyways. Julia skips around the ring like a little kind before aiming back in on her opponent. Just as she charges and goes for a drop kick to the side of the head, connecting with full force. Lights out. ONE. TWO. TH--NO!!!! RENEE YOUNG: Julia went for the quick cover, but Tootie just kicked out! Julia now decides that she is going to show off and tries to drop kick Tootie, again in the side of the head. Tootie moves out of the way this time and rolls towards her corner. RENEE YOUNG: Nobody home! Tootie picks up momentum by bouncing off the ropes a few times. She dodges Julia with a nicely timed leapfrog and after one more bounce off the ropes, she nails Julia with a running clothesline. The impact from it sends both of them down to the mat, but Tootie is quick to her feet. Julia pulls herself to her feet shortly after but is met with a barrage of kicks to the ribcage area. Each one staggers her further and further backwards towards one of the turnbuckles. Eventually, the final kick sends Julia down to a seated position in the corner. RENEE YOUNG: Tootie Lynn looking impressive here.
BUFF BAGWELL: I like this combo. Tootie and Black. Tootie runs towards her tag team partner, but turns around and runs full steam ahead back towards Julia. RUNNING KNEE!! Julia already in a seated position, falls over on her side. Tootie drags her out of the corner to the middle of the ring. ONE! TWO! BUFF BAGWELL: Kickout at two! Tootie is upset as she grabs a handful of hair and walks over to tag in her partner. Baron Black climbs inside the ring and meets Griff Garrison in the middle of the ring. The two of them take their turn duking it out in the middle of the ring. Knife edge chops from Griff can be heard throughout the arena as the fans play along with their best Nature Boy impersonations. Baron blocks a final knife edge chop and knees Griff in the stomach. As he hunches over, Baron bounces off the ropes and connects with a massive shoulder block! Griff struggles to climb to his feet as Baron circles him like a shark in the water. When Griff pulls himself up, he's greeted with a swift kick right in the midsection. He sticks Griff's head between his legs and hooks both arms. Lifting him high in the air and over his head, Baron looks to connect with his finisher. BUFF BAGWELL: HAMMER OF DAWN, RENEE!!! HERE IT IS! Just as he is about to connect with it, Griff is able to somehow squirm free. He bounces off the ropes and with Baron disoriented, he's able to connect with a pinpoint spear! Baron crumples to the mat holding his ribcage area. Griff doesn't stop there as he grabs Baron and pulls him to his feet.... WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!!!! The crowd, while still not a fan of the Blondes in general, cheers in slight approval. Griff jumps to his feet and feels the momentum. He helps Baron pull himself to his feet, only to be nailed with a devastating RACK BOMB! BUFF BAGWELL: WOW! Out of nowhere, eh? RENEE YOUNG: I'd say it's academic at this point, wouldn't you? ONE. TWO. THREE. The referee calls for the bell as The Blondes have won this match. RENEE YOUNG: What a burst of energy there from Griff Garrison. Don't look now, but he's actually on a winning streak. WINNERS: GRIFF GARRISON & JULIA HART
PINFALL - 4:20
Griff and Julia celebrate their victory in the ring as they continue to gain some momentum in WLCW.
Best of all.... No sign of Brian.... isn't it bad when that's a good thing?Fade out.
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Post by dustin on Feb 27, 2022 17:31:26 GMT
After a long clip promoting Clash at the Canyon, we settle back in with Renee and Marcus at the announce table.
RENEE YOUNG: As we mentioned him earlier... This just in from the desk of Mick Foley... It looks like we're in fact going to have Brian Pillman Jr in action, right now.
BUFF BAGWELL: Oh yeah, this will be good.Gus De La Vega comes running out from the back to his entrance music with unmatched enthusiasm. He gets a small little pop from the crowd as he sprints down the ramp and flies through the air, perfectly under the bottom rope and into the middle of the ring with a slide and roll.
RENEE YOUNG: Got to admire his spirit, Marcus. Who knows what he's walking into with this opponent.BUFF BAGWELL: He probably figures Pillman ain't gonna show. The Blondes music hits and the crowd lets out a small chorus of boo's. As nobody emerges from the back, the boo's begin to get louder and louder.BUFF BAGWELL: Honestly, I feel the same way.RENEE YOUNG: Doesn't sound like the crowd is too happy with Pillman.Another minute or two pass and the Blondes entrance music finally stops. Gus is still standing in the middle of the ring with the referee. They both look at each other, not knowing what to do.
BUFF BAGWELL: What'd I tell you? I know all about a man with a drinking problem..... Scott Hall!? Anyone heard of him? RENEE YOUNG: It looks like the referee is calling for the bell.BRIAN PILLMAN JR VS GUS DE LA VEGA
SINGLES MATCH Immediately, he starts the ten count.. The crowd joins in with the count with an added sense of enjoyment. One!Two!Three!Four!Five!RENEE YOUNG: I'm sure Mick Foley is just thrilled right about now.BUFF BAGWELL: This doesn't surprise me, Renee. Brian is turning into a loose cannon, just like his daddy.Six!Seven!Eight!RENEE YOUNG: It's now or never.BUFF BAGWELL: Forget it.Nine!Ten!WINNER: GUS DE LA VEGA
Count Out - 0:12
RENEE YOUNG: That was lame.BUFF BAGWELL: Easiest win of your life, kid. You won't see another one like it.We cut backstage and find Josh Matthews standing in front of the camera.
JOSH MATHEWS: Ladies and gentlemen. I've just been informed that there was a vicious attack backstage.
The camera pans to the right and we see a nameplate on the door that reads 'Brian Pillman Jr'.
JOSH MATTHEWS: Griff Garrison has been rushed to the hospital. He was attacked by someone, inside this room, and suffered what is said to be a severe concussion. We hope to have more information soon, but for now all we can do is wish Griff the best. A speedy recovery at best. We fade out to a commercial break.......... or what we thought was a commercial break.
Black and white security footage.
Moments before the alleged attack on Griff, we watch on the footage as Griff himself walks down the hallway. He is practically still sweating from his tag match with Julia just moments earlier. He looks both ways before entering Brian's locker room. For three minutes and forty seven seconds, both men were inside that locker room. After that, Brian emerges and shuts the door. As he is walking down the hallway, towards the camera, we see him holding his right arm in obvious discomfort.
BUFF BAGWELL: Did you just see what I saw, Renee? We're back at the announce table. Renee rubs her eyes.
RENEE YOUNG: Brian assaulted his own tag team partner!?!? Gave him a concussion!?!?! I still cannot believe I just watched that. BUFF BAGWELL: Something is not right with that boy. This has been building up for awhile now. RENEE YOUNG: Costing Griff a match is one thing, Marcus. This is quite the other. Mick Foley is going to have to step in here. BUFF BAGWELL: Let's hope he does. Head injuries are no joke. I've suffered a few concussions in my day. A concussion seriously puts Griff's availability for the next few shows in jeopardy. RENEE YOUNG: Guys, we will be back after this.Now we actually fade to a commercial break.
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Post by josh on Mar 1, 2022 0:09:10 GMT
ROK-C VS HEIDI HOWITZER
SINGLES MATCH The fans are going nuts for Rok-C following her huge victory over "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey just a week earlier. Looking to make an impact, the larger Howitzer charges at Rok-C before the bell rings! Rok-C sees it coming and catches Howitzer's clothesline attempt, swinging herself into a crucifix position and bringing her down into a pinning predicament! ONE! TWO! HOWITZER KICKS OUT! Both women quickly roll back to their feet and Howitzer charges again... only to get taken down with a drop toe hold! She falls chest first into the middle turnbuckle and Rok-C follows her in with DOUBLE KNEES TO THE BACK! RENEE YOUNG: Wow, Buff! Rok-C is motivated following her big win on Vengeance! With or without Booker T's guidance, she's proving to the world that she truly is THE PRODIGY! BUFF BAGWELL: We've heard her called The Protagonist, whatever the heck that means... I'm assuming it's a good thing and it's gonna be tough to argue that point after putting away Rowdy Ronda! Rok-C snatches Howitzer by the hair and pulls her away from the corner. Howitzer falls out flat on her back and Rok-C climbs the turnbuckles. Howitzer slowly gets to her feet and Rok-C flies... taking Howitzer down with a METEORA! Howitzer's legs fly up in the air and Rok-C hooks them both, cradling Howitzer for the one, two, three! WINNER: ROK-C
Pinfall - 2:18 The fans cheer loudly and Rok-C quickly releases the cradle before rolling out of the ring. Rok-C walks confidently up the ramp before stopping on the stage to look over her shoulder at the ring with a smirk. Heidi Howitzer throws a fit, pounding her fists on the mat.RENEE YOUNG: Wow, what a statement! Rok-C just took down Heidi Howitzer and looked like a superstar doing it! BUFF BAGWELL: She's good, Renee, maybe one of the unsung heroes in these early days of the WLCW women's division... but just imagine how good she'd be if she'd just embrace the teachings of Sensei Booker T! RENEE YOUNG: You watch Vengeance, right? She beat Ronda Rousey. RONDA FREAKIN' ROUSEY, BUFF! Come on! We fade out on a shot of Rok-C standing on the stage with a confident look on her face. |
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Post by brady on Mar 1, 2022 13:34:37 GMT
The camera fades in showing Jesse James and Brady Booker. Both men are in black hoodies and blue jeans. Brady’s hair is in a ponytail and Jesse has on a black hat.
BRADY BOOKER: Salutations, You Tube. I spoke at Ascension of my coming. To bring to fruition the start of sanctuary for you all. My abilities are only what I am and I have nothing else to give. No greater tricks than what I can do, no more and no less. During Vengeance, my opponent and I gazed out at the masses there to watch. And watched they did!. Those in Vancouver, British Columbia, and the fans watching at home saw my failure at putting Matthew Cardona upon the altar of sacrifice. A failure to manifest a cleansing. That cannot happen again. Sure, losing a match for a championship is excruciating. But, even worse than that, is to falter at a goal of eternal symmetry that I plan to reveal to this sport. To World League Championship Wrestling. In excelsis.
ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES: Double Bravo! I think what you mean to say is that Ascension rolled into Vengeance. But that set back to Cardona only just started the true Eruption. Folks, Brady Booker is getting started on the road up the ladder to success. Get your chance to see it. Take your ass and call somebody!
Booker looks at James and shakes his head.
BRADY BOOKER: Jesse, the match at Vengeance saw you vanish instead of intervene. Although you were present in spirit, in ability to lead by voice, you lacked what was needed. I believe it was not due to inability, rather, your concern for liability with the fans. As my mentor, I cannot allow you to be the target of any future disappointments or risk your injury. Your importance within this mission is too great. Jesse, forthwith you will no longer be needed for active managerial services. You are to be Manager Emeritus. Instead, you shall forever be my Herald. From the mountaintops, to the valley, the fans will hear the call from your lips to come witness “The Wrestler Known As Brady Booker” bring change.
Jesse James is taken aback.
ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES: Manager Emeritus? Herald? Brady, is this some type of payback for–
BRADY BOOKER: It’s for your safety. I gathered from the defeat at Vengeance that this is going to be a longer task to complete. So new active management shall be ventured, as shall be sentry. For Brady, by Brady. You begin the search immediately, Jesse. I trust your findings. World League Championship Wrestling will contain a new summoning. The Ministry of Brady tonight begins. Now, tell them your ending.
ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES: Uh. Um. If you aren’t down with that, we got two words for ya--Suck it.
Booker and James fade from view as the screen turns black.
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Post by josh on Mar 1, 2022 13:54:27 GMT
ORPHAN BLACK VS ZEDA ZHANG & ASHLEY D'AMBOISE
TAG MATCH This is the first time we've seen the new WLCW Women's World Champion in action since winning the title at Ascension. Sonny Onoo is at ringside, mugging at the fans and taking selfies with the women's championship. In the ring, the referee calls for the bell and Starlight Kid begins with Zeda Zhang. Zeda offers a handshake and Starlight Kid teases accepting it... but slaps her across the face instead! Zhang is taken aback long enough for Starlight to run and hit the ropes before dropkicking her knee out from under her! Zhang goes down to all fours and Starlight immediately executes a standing moonsault, flattening her out! Starlight covers but only gets ONE before Ashley D'Amboise breaks the pin! This proves to be a huge error in judgment as Momo Watanabe immediately hits the ring and nails Ashley right in the face with a ROLLING WHEEL KICK! RENEE YOUNG: And this match just got real for Ashley D'Amboise! This is Momo's first outing since becoming champion, so you know she's not playing around! She wants to do some damage and send a message to her opponent at Clash at the Canyon, Hikari Noa! BUFF BAGWELL: Does Momo ever really play around, though? This seems like just another day at the office, going by what we've seen before. Momo drags Ashley across the ring with two handfuls of hair and then ragdolls her into her corner before stomping back to her own. Starlight Kid mounts Zhang and slaps away at her face, mocking her and cackling the entire time before pulling her up with a handful of hair. Zhang fights back briefly, nailing Starlight in the mid-section before fighting back to her feet. She goes for a big punch but Starlight ducks it and executes a drop toe hold, causing Zhang to fall across the middle rope. Starlight hits the ropes and Momo makes the blind tag! Starlight rebounds and nails Zhang right in the face with the TIGER FEINT KICK! The impact knocks Zhang off the ropes where the legal Momo Watanabe is waiting... to boot her right in the face! Zhang grabs her nose, which is gushing blood, and Momo pulls at her hands and wrists, forcing her to uncover her bloody face before planting her foot right across her nose and grinding it in. Momo looks over at D'Amboise and gestures for her to come inside... but D'Amboise hops off the apron and LEAVES! RENEE YOUNG: Oh wowwww, Buff. What a good partner Ashley D'Amboise turned out to be. I can't believe this. Zeda Zhang is in NEED right now. BUFF BAGWELL: Ya' know, I know somethin' about working with tag partners, Renee, and one thing I've learned is that you never leave your partner behind. Not even Scotty Riggs! Even Scott Riggs with his stupid eye patch deserves a partner that will have his back... and so did Zelda Zonkers. Or whatever her name is. Momo continues grinding her foot across Zeda's nose as Starlight Kid stands on the middle rope and antagonizes the departing D'Amboise. Finally, Momo lifts up her foot and snatches Zhang off the mat before whipping her around and planting her with the PEACH SUNRISE ALL ON HER HEAD AND NECK! She has a smug look on her face as she begins to clap, as if she thinks the fans will rally behind her. They do not. She tags in Starlight Kid, still on the middle rope, and Starlight continues her ascension and flies... NAILING ZHANG WITH A PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT! She sits on Zhang's chest and counts along with the referee! ONE! TWO! THREE! WINNERS: ORPHAN BLACK
Pinfall - 4:11 Starlight Kid remains seated on Zhang's chest as Momo joins her in the ring. She kneels next to Zhang and flips off the camera. Sonny Onoo climbs inside and hands Momo the championship, which she snatches away from him with a sneer. He smiles and takes a selfie as if the gesture doesn't bother him at all.RENEE YOUNG: What an unnecessary beating that was, Buff. I'm... I'm a little in awe that Momo and Starlight thought that was acceptable... or even needed at all! BUFF BAGWELL: She's the women's champion, Renee. She's got a big challenge coming up in a few weeks at Clash at the Canyon, and sometimes ya' just gotta send a message. At least there wasn't another parking lot brawl! That cost Mick Foley a whole LOT of money! You know how much Mick hates spending money, am I right? We fade out on a shot of Sonny Onoo applauding his girls as they continue lording over the fallen Zeda Zhang. |
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Post by dustin on Mar 1, 2022 23:12:34 GMT
The crowd pops big as The Beast's music blasts throughout the arena. Brock comes bouncing out from behind the curtain. He takes a few fake jabs as he bounces at the top of the ramp some more. Pyro ensues as he gets the crowd completely jacked, as well as himself.
RENEE YOUNG: Wow.
BUFF BAGWELL: Can you feel the electricity, Renee?
It's in the air tonight, that's for sure.
RENEE YOUNG: Oh boy..... looks like he's calling for a mic. Brock's got something to say.
BUFF BAGWELL: Let's hear it, big man! Tell 'em what you got to say.
Brock is here for a reason. He's about to let us know his intentions.
BROCK LESNAR: Just in case anyone was still questioning my investment in WLCW. Here's a friendly reminder. This is my fourth straight appearance on Eruption.
He counts one, two, three, four on his hand. Big smile on his face.
BROCK LESNAR: I don't see a lot of guys doing that. I'm just saying.
The crowd appreciates The Beast.
BROCK LESNAR: Speaking of Eruption and the reason I'm out here right now. I'm issuing an OPEN CHALLENGE! Anybody in the back that wants to have a match against me, now is your chance. Atticus, Malaki, Nash... whoever. I don't care who it is. I'll face anyone that's got a set big enough to come on out here right now.
He flexes his muscles, his black wife beater shirt almost ripping at the seams.
BROCK LESNAR: SOMEBODY GET OUT HERE AND FACE ME!!!
His face starts to turn a shade of purple as the veins in his forehead bulge out. Just as he's about to have a brain aneurism, good ol' Luke Sampson's music hits. He comes walking from the back with a little bit of pip in his step. He jogs down the ramp but also has an eye on his possible opponent in the ring.
BROCK LESNAR: I already beat you once before! You're telling me that one beating wasn't enough?
He hangs over the top rope and practically spits on Luke as he approaches the ring apron. Brock allows him to climb the steel steps and enter the ring.
BROCK LESNAR: So this is how you want this to go down, huh?
Luke nods. He wants another shot at Brock.
LUKE SAMPSON VS BROCK LESNAR
SINGLES MATCH
Just as the referee is about the call for the bell, Brock grabs his arm and motions for a microphone.
BROCK LESNAR: Woah, woah, woah! Wait a minute. He walks to the center of the ring.
BROCK LESNAR: Come on, Luke. There's still time to reconsider. Are you sure you want to be subjected to this beating for a SECOND time? Luke nods. He's not giving in to Brock's game.
BROCK LESNAR: Okay. If that's how you-- Out of nowhere, Brock trucks Luke like a freight train and sends him crashing into one of the corners. The referee calls for the ball as Brock issues a relentless attack on the ribcage area of Luke that does serious damage. After that barrage of body blows, Brock starts clubbing Luke in the sides of the head. The beating sends Luke down to a seated position where he takes one solid knee to the bridge of his nose. The referee steps in between the two, getting squished in the process. He's able to finally push Brock back from the corner as Luke holds his hands on his nose. Blood begins to seep out between his fingers. RENEE YOUNG: Brock busted him open, Marcus! BUFF BAGWELL: It's not wise to mess with The Beast. I think we've already established that. Brock seems not to care about the bloody nose as he snatches Luke by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He shouts in his face. BROCK LESNAR: You wanted this! Brock delivers a belly to belly suplex with precision. Only he's not done there. He jumps back to his feet and grabs Luke. belly to back suplex! A few blood smears appear on the mat from the bloody nose suffered by Luke. BUFF BAGWELL: SUPLEX CITY! SUPLEX CITY! RENEE YOUNG: He's going for a third! A German suplex later and Brock again jumps to his feet. He bounces up and down as he waits for Luke to slowly pull himself to his feet. As he does, Brock grabs his arm and pulls him in for his signature finisher. Without any resistance, he throws Luke up over his shoulder and twirls him around...... RENEE YOUNG: F5!!!!! Luke crashes down to the mat. Brock isn't far behind, hooking a leg and going for the victory. ONE! TWO! THRE----NO... Wait... RENEE YOUNG: What? BUFF BAGWELL: It's over, right? The referee waves it off. Luke got a shoulder up! RENEE YOUNG: Seriously, two and a half? How'd he do that? BUFF BAGWELL: I say this referee must be blind, Renee. That was a three count if I've ever seen one. Brock is irate! He almost pushes the referee to the ground, but wisely stops just before touching him. Unfortunately, this allows Luke the opportunity to chop block Brock right in the back of the knee! He crumples to the mat, clutching his knee as he withers in pain. Luke starts stomping away on said kneecap, causing even more damage as Brock tries to somehow fight it off. Luke starts kicking Brock in the shoulder and arm and even tries to connect with a kick to the face. Brock is able to somehow block that with his elbow as he rolls over and tries to climb to his feet. BUFF BAGWELL: Look at him go! RENEE YOUNG: Rematches always have a higher intensity level. BUFF BAGWELL: No doubt. Brock didn't expect that, though. Brock pulls himself up and Luke instantly connects with a couple knife edge chops that sends Brock staggering back into one of the corners. BAM! Just like that. Brock rips his head off with a vicious clothesline! RENEE YOUNG: Out of no where! That's some serious agility. BUFF BAGWELL: Cat like reflexes from a big man. I like it. He's clear of his intentions. BUFF BAGWELL: Play time is over, Renee. F5!!!!!!! He nails it clean, but instead of going for the pin, he locks in another guillotine chokehold. Luke tries to fight it the best he can as he truly thought he might have a chance in this rematch, but in the end he succumbs... passing out and the referee calls for the bell. RENEE YOUNG: Just like that, Marcus. Wow. Poor Luke. WINNER: BROCK LESNAR
Submission- 5:11 Brock relinquishes the hold and drops the limp Luke down to the mat face first. BUFF BAGWELL: So close. Yet so far away, Renee. RENEE YOUNG: Another impressive victory. As mentioned by Brock himself, this is his fourth straight win on Eruption. |
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Post by josh on Mar 3, 2022 22:51:17 GMT
We can still hear the fans cheering inside the arena, having just witnessed Brock Lesnar absolutely murder Luke Sampson. Suddenly, we cut to the parking lot where we see a beat up, tan 2003 Cadillac DeVille pull into the shot. The driver's side door opens and the fans pop huge as Booker T steps out, already dressed in his karate gi and wearing a headband representing the Japanese imperial flag. Booker T tilts his head back and smells the air before slinging his head about, shaking his dreads in every direction.RENEE YOUNG: Yikes, I don't know about that wardrobe choice. Hopefully he's not too concerned about what WLCW's twitter followers might think. BUFF BAGWELL: Yeah, I don't know what any of those other countries' flags represent! I don't know what all those moon runes our joshi girls use on the twitter machine mean, and ya' know what, Renee? Neither do any of the keyboard warriors sitting at home. Let your freak karate flag fly, Booker Man! RENEE YOUNG: My God, they were war criminals, Buff-- you know what, we're not touching this one anymore tonight. Goodness, what's Booker T doing here? The passenger door opens and Rolando Perez steps out to the confusion of the fans. He's wearing a red karate gi. There's no reaction at all. He looks around, clearly soaking in the delusional idea that he's a big deal for getting to ride in the same car as Booker T.RENEE YOUNG: What is Rolando Perez doing with Booker T? Are... are we doing another round of the Suckate Tournament tonight? BUFF BAGWELL: Of coure we are, babe! It's called the Suckate Tournament, not the Suckate Match! And it looks like Sensei Booker Man is gonna be working with Ronald Perry, or whatever you said his name was! Booker T looks at Perez and nods, then they both walk toward the arena with purpose in their step... but before they can get too far away from the vehicle, they're stopped by Josh Matthews!JOSH MATHEWS: Booker T! If I could get a word with you about-- BOOKER T: A word!? For what, sucka'!? JOSH MATHEWS: I- BOOKER T: I SAY F' WHAT, JOSH MATTHEWS!? ROLANDO PEREZ: The sensei asked you a question, kid. JOSH MATHEWS: Kid? I'm one hundred percent certain I'm older than you-- ya' know what, forget it. Booker T, I'd like a word for Eruption, the YouTube show? The one you're on right now? Booker T holds his hand out in front of him and slowly clenches a fist. He clenches it so tightly that it begins to tremble. He glares right at Josh Matthews.BOOKER T: You want a word fo'... He shuts his eyes and takes a deep breath. He finishes the sentence as he exhales deeply.BOOKER T: ...the inta'net? Matthews looks like he regrets every decision he's made in his life up to this point. He takes a deep breath himself.JOSH MATHEWS: Yes. For the internet. Booker T opens his eyes and stares into those belonging to Josh Matthews. He stares at him long and hard with great intensity. Matthews shifts uncomfortably. Rolando Perez looks like he's really enjoying this in a creepy kind of way. It's not often that he gets to look like a winner on Eruption.BOOKER T: And what would yo' ass like t' discuss with me, peasant?! How my world famous SUCKATE TOURNAMENT continues tonight when... KI-YAH! DA' DIABAOLICAL BARON BLACK JOURNEY TO DA' DANGER ZONE T' MEET DA' BOOKA' MAN'S NUMBER ONE STUDENT, RODONDO JIMENEZ OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS!? ROLANDO PEREZ: With all due respect, sensei, that's not my name... like, at all. JOSH MATHEWS: I don't think that IS a name, if I'm being honest with both of you. Josh Matthews clears his throat.JOSH MATHEWS: Actually, what I wanted to discuss with you... is what happened between you and Drake Maverick when you met in Japan-- Booker T's eyes become impossibly larger.BOOKER T: This innerview is OVA, dawg! UH-UH! WE AIN' TALKIN' 'BOUT THAT! I'm outta' here! Booker turns around to return to his vehicle. Rolando Perez just shakes his head with disappointment.ROLANDO PEREZ: Not cool, Josh. JOSH MATHEWS: Booker T, wait! What about the next round of the Suckate Tournament?! Is... is that canceled now?! Booker T stops in his tracks and turns his head to look over his shoulder. Booker T shuts his eyes and thinks it over. He nods gently and turns around, approaching Rolando and standing face to face with him.BOOKER T: Josh Matthews is outta' line wit' his questions... but da' man is right. We owe da' fans anotha' round o' da' Suckate Tournament... as my numba' one student... does yo' ass accept my challenge? Rolando looks confused.ROLANDO PEREZ: Sensei? BOOKER T: I AXED YOU A QUESTION, SON! DOES YO' ASS ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE OF YO' SENSEI OR NOT, DAWG!? ROLANDO PEREZ: Yes... yes, it would be an honor, sensei. Booker T looks at Josh Matthews and nods.BOOKER T: Ring the bell, sucka'. JOSH MATHEWS: We are in the parking lot... there is literally not a bell. Suddenly, with no warning at all, Jimmy Wang Yang pops out from the rear window of the Cadillac DeVille with a dinner triangle, ringing it frantically while shouting!JIMMY WANG YANG: FIGHT, YA'LL! BOOKER T VS ROLANDO PEREZ
ROUND ONE With no warning, Booker T immediately goes after Rolando with a shuffling side kick! Rolando moves and Booker T caves in the passenger side window of his car with his bare foot! Rolando takes the opportunity to kick Booker T in his exposed thigh... but Booker T snatches Rolando's ankle and glares at him with pure hatred! The fans buzz with anticipation as Booker T pulls Rolando in and punches him straight in the face with a closed fist, then palm thrusts him in the chest, sending him backward into the car, knocking the passenger side mirror clean off! RENEE YOUNG: So, uh, I guess the Suckate Tournament can just happen anywhere? BUFF BAGWELL: That's the beauty of kung fu fighting, Renee. It can break out anywhere at any time! Rolando has clearly already had enough but Booker T gives him an awkward leg sweep onto the pavement and raises his foot in the air. He attempts to deliver an axe kick straight down into Rolando's face but Rolando rolls out of the way and Booker's bare foot hits the pavement with an audible SMACK! Rolando actually tries to escape but Booker T snatches him by the black belt around his waist and pulls him back before hoisting him high in the air and SPINE BUSTING HIM ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR! RENEE YOUNG: That's his own car! Why would he do that? BUFF BAGWELL: Renee, this is a FIGHT! In a fight, it doesn't matter what belongs to who. You just pick stuff up and use it and it's totally legal! You don't have to pay for any of it! Booker T mounts Rolando on the car and raises his hand over his head, ready to bring down a vicious KARATE CHOP to end the fight. Rolando looks up at his sensei with tears in his eyes. BOOKER T: SAY IT! SAY THE NAY-NO, SUCKA'! Rolando raises his hand and places it on the front of Booker T's gi. He looks away from Booker T dramatically and tears begin to flow down his cheeks. ROLANDO PEREZ: N-...nay-no... NAY-NO, SENSEI! Despite being in real time, his hand falls away from Booker T's gi in slow motion. Booker T continues glaring down at his fallen student with sweat dripping off his nose. He continues holding his hand overhead as if he might deliver the killing blow at any moment, despite Rolando's submission. RENEE YOUNG: This is stupid. WINNER: BOOKER T
The Nay-No - 1:22 The fans cheer loudly as Booker T lowers his hand and steps off the car. He takes Ronaldo's hand and helps him off the car as well before just allowing him to fall forward onto the pavement. Booker T glares at Josh Matthews.BOOKER T: We done talkin' 'bout Japan, you jive turkey. Ya' feel me? Josh Matthews just nods as Booker T climbs behind the wheel of his car. He looks out the busted window and shouts.BOOKER T: NOW SEND THAT T' DA' INNA'NET! SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!He drives off into the distance, leaving Josh Matthews behind.RENEE YOUNG: So, Booker T just won his second first round match in the Suckate Tournament. How the heck does that work? And what about Baron Black? Is he out? Why am I even asking these questions? Why do I care? BUFF BAGWELL: Renee, I have faith in the Booker Man that all of this is gonna make sense in the end. I've never known my bro Booker T to enter into anything without a plan! RENEE YOUNG: You're an idiot. The camera focuses on Josh Matthews before slowly panning over to reveal Jimmy Wang Yang standing next to him, eating from a rack of ribs bare handed, sauce up to his wrists. He watches Booker T drive away in the distance with a smile on his face. Matthews looks repulsed.JOSH MATHEWS: Jimmy... you used to be one of the most celebrated cruiserweights in the world. What the hell are you doing getting roped into this? What's going through your head, man? Yang slowly turns his head and looks at Matthews with a dead serious look on his face.JIMMY WANG YANG: On the outside I'm hootin'... on the inside, I'm hollerin'. Fade.
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Post by mrhacksaw on Mar 5, 2022 1:34:33 GMT
The Wingmen, in the forms of the ‘Pretty’ Peter Avalon and the hulking Cezar Bononi, stand in the middle of the ring, the Tag Team Titles fastened around their waists. Jessica McKay resides on the commentary team, dressed professionally, unlike at her nightjob.JESSICA MCKAY: Beeg news heh tawnoight, gentlemen. Beeg news goin’ arownd heh. RENEE YOUNG: Gentlemen? BUFF BAGWELL: I for one am excited! What’s the news?! JESSICA MCKAY: Yew stay patent, suh. Aye know eht’s hahd. Dey dunt geeve dah patents tah everyone. RENEE YOUNG: …Can we get a translator? THE WINGMEN (AVALON & BONONI) vs. ZACK CLAYTON & MIKEY WILD
TAG MATCH Avalon and Wild tie up. Wild gains the initial upperhand, muscling Avalon to his side’s corner turnbuckle. Wild hammers Avalon with forearms to the side of the head, then to the midsection, yelling something about credit card fraud after having gone to Wingmen’s. As he’s absorbed in anger, Avalon scurries through Wild’s legs. He shoves Wild into the corner as Clayton blind-tags himself in, slapping Wild’s shoulder. Wild bounces out of the turnbuckle and Avalon hits a dropkick. Then another dropkick. Avalon does a sexy dance for the crowd, proud of himself. They give him a mixed reaction. BUFF BAGWELL: God damn, he’s pretty! JESSICA MCKAY: Oh…aye dunnah about dat. BUFF BAGWELL: Come on, Jess! You carried him on your shoulders. You two basked in glory together. You even went to prison for each other! You have to admit there’s something there! JESSICA MCKAY: CAHREEKTION, actuelleh. Aye went tah preeson…because ahf Petah, yeh? RENEE YOUNG: Jess, what’s your big announcement? I’m sure the fans want to know! JESSICA MCKAY: OH it’s beeg. Real beeg. Clayton rushes into the ring, shoulder-blocking Avalon in the back of the head. Avalon falls facedown to the mat. Clayton wraps him into a side-headlock. Avalon screams melodramatically that he doesn’t give up, even if the referee wasn’t wondering because nobody taps to a side-headlock. Clayton tightens his grip. Avalon barks out NO. NO NO NO. Clayton elbows Avalon in the head, screaming that he got non-alcoholic beer at Wingmen’s, and Avalon’s a cheap fuck that will pay. Clayton adjusts his grip, applying a chinlock. Avalon once again screams that he’ll never give up. Avalon urges the crowd to get into it, clapping them on. Some of them do. Zack increases the tightness. Avalon screams the loudest he has yet, growling with immense pain, his already big eyes bugging out of his head. Avalon powers himself to his feet, elbowing Clayton in the sternum. And again, and again. Clayton reaches forward, wrapping his arms around Pete into a waistlock. Avalon twists him around, backing with him towards the ropes, causing Clayton to collide with Wild. Wild falls off the apron to the outside. Avalon backs towards his corner. Bononi tags Avalon’s shoulder. Avalon’s annoyed, shrieking that he had it taken care of, before remembering to sell the ferocious side-headlock and chinlock he endured. Suddenly he favors his neck and chin, dropping to the mat and to the outside, overcome with pain. RENEE YOUNG: That WAS a pretty devastating chinlock! BUFF BAGWELL: It really was, Renee! I’ve never seen anything like it! Watch out, Craven Knyte! There’s a new king in town! JESSICA MCKAY: …Yew gawtah beh JOKIN’ me. BUFF BAGWELL: Kind of like how you joked about funneling Russian money into your establishment, Jess! JESSICA MCKAY: A joke. Yeh… Cezar storms into the ring, clubbing Clayton in the back of the neck with a clothesline. He’s up, and Bononi hits another clothesline. And another. And another. Bononi bounces off the ropes, runs back off and hits a big boot. Continuing with the Taker-like offense, Bononi grabs Zack by the throat and hoists him high in the air, slamming him to the canvas with a huge chokeslam. Suddenly okay, Avalon climbs the ropes and to the top, leaping off with a beautiful moonsault. Bononi nonchalantly pins Clayton’s shoulders down for the three count. WINNERS: THE WINGMEN (AVALON & BONONI)
Pinfall - Length of Match: 5:02 RENEE YOUNG: The Wingmen with a convincing victory! Somehow. BUFF BAGWELL: So what’s the announcement, Jess? You have to tell us now! JESSICA MCKAY: DEH ANNOUNCEMENT…EHS… McKay dramatically clears her throat, giving the commentator booth a drum roll.JESSICA MCKAY: WEENGMEN’S BAH IS PROWD TAH HAVE FAMED MUSICIAN, STEENG! BUFF BAGWELL: Oh my god! JESSICA MCKAY: And his gahtahreest Alex, and his drummah Chris! And dey said they comin’ fah dah Tag Teem Titles! RENEE YOUNG: Wait a second… JESSICA MCKAY: Beh sure tah get yah Weengmen’s Bah tee shirts, suh. Available now on dah WCW shop! RENEE YOUNG: I don’t think you know what that means, Jess. I’m not sure you know what anything means. The Wingmen celebrate in the ring, none the wiser.
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