Post by Kristin on Feb 13, 2022 20:28:18 GMT
LOVE THAT DANHAUSEN
NAME:
Danhausen
NICKNAME:
Love That Danhausen!
Lieutenant of HAVOC
Very Nice, Very Evil
ALIGNMENT:
VERY EVIL! (Babyface)
HOMETOWN:
Someplace Far Away
AGE:
31 YEARS
HEIGHT:
Billed: 7'0" (5'10")
WEIGHT:
Billed: 326 LBS. (180 LBS.)
PROFESSIONAL DEBUT:
1932
THEME SONG
MOVESET
FINISHER:
Very Nice, Very Knee-vil
GoodnightHausen
Superkick
SIGNATURE MOVES / POTENTIAL FINISHER(S):
Pump Kick
Middle Rope Huracanrana
Missile Dropkick
Cattle Mutilation
RECORD
SINGLES RECORD:
0-0-0
TAG TEAM RECORD:
0-0-0
TRIOS RECORD:
0-0-0
ACHIEVEMENT(S)
Very bestfriend of legendary Shinsuke Nakamura and KANA
Very famous Internet Celebrity
Very rich
AUTOMATIC INFORMATION
AUTO-BOOKING:
DECLINE (with input from others on ideas)
AUTO-SEGMENTS:
DECLINE (with input from others on ideas)
IMPORTANT STORY
Danhausen met the very beautiful, very talented Shinsuke Nakamura at a signing event back in 2018. Danhausen was impressed with Shinsuke's leather jacket as well as the fact he is a king (the King of Strong Style). It is not every day one gets an opportunity to meet with royalty and Danhausen could not simply allow this opportunity to pass. When Danhausen asked Shinsuke if they could be the best of friends Shinsuke said, "yes, of course" and that he was "so so happy that Danhausen asked because he was wanting to be friends but was feeling a little shy". And so that was that. Danhausen met up with his best friend Shinsuke one year later at another signing in 2019 and it was there that the strong and wonderful KANA shared half of her sandwich with Danhausen and the three of them have been besties ever since.
Now, Danhausen hears that his best friends have been abused by Big Mac Daddy! UGH! This is unacceptable! It is one thing to be very nice, very evil but this... this is the bad kind of evil. Like throwing trash in the street or refusing to play with a lonely puppy. Only the lowest of the low would sink so far. Big Mac Daddy I'LL CURSE YOU!...But everything will be okay now. Danhausen called the people at WLCW and explained the tragedy that occurred with KANA and Shinsuke on the radio. They were able to pass the story on to EMF Broadcasting. Then, they were able to send it out on more than 1,000 signals in 50 States! The people at WLCW also told Danhausen where to submit Shinsuke and KANA's applications! All the documents have been submitted and soon they will be proud members of one of the top contemporary Christian broadcasting stations in the entirety of Wisconsin. HAHA! See if you can top that Mr. Big Mac Daddy.
PROFILE FORMAT CREDIT: Josh (Sky Tiger)
