Wild Card Tag Team for Tag Title Match at Ascension
Feb 3, 2022 14:26:29 GMT
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Post by Craig on Feb 3, 2022 14:26:29 GMT
The scene opens to the shot of Mick Foley at his desk in the WLCW office.
MICK FOLEY: What an absolutely incredible show last night was on Vengeance. Ascension is shaping up nicely and we only have a few I's to dot and a couple of scraggler T's to cross. This should settle any and all question marks we have around the show though. The tag team title match at Ascension will be settled in a four corners elimination match that will break down into a Ladder Match when the final two teams remain. The three teams we know for sure in the match are the Wingmen, the Motor City Machine Guns and the team of Madcap Moss and Happy Corbin!
Mick smiles his toothy smile for the camera before continuing.
MICK FOLEY: Of course, having three teams in a four corners elimination match makes very little sense. Because it's a four corners match. So, we need to get a fourth team, but the tag team division hasn't had anyone really just jump out at me as a possible contender. 2.0 probably made the most sense, but Jeff Parker and Matt Lee have suffered some minor injuries after the post match attack from Wardlow that will potentially keep them out of action for Ascension. So, uh, thanks for that, Wardlow. The Varsity Blondes lost their qualifying match and the Usos don't seem interested in tag team gold at this point. So, that really only leaves me with one option...
Mick reaches behind his desk to the floor and pulls up a colorful spinning wheel, setting it on the desk.
MICK FOLEY: On this wheel are four names. Hook...CM Punk...Matt Sydal...and Eddie Kingston...
MICK FOLEY: I'm going to spin this wheel twice and whoever it lands on will be the wild card tag team for the four corners elimination match. I'm sure that there is a better way to go about doing this, but if I'm being honest with you all, I just got this spinning wheel off of Amazon yesterday and I've been dying for a reason to use it. And there's no better time than right now! So, let's find out who the wild card team will be!
MICK FOLEY: The first wild card tag team partner will be Hook! I gotta tell ya, the reviews didn't say how much fun it would be to spin this wheel. I wish I could just do this all day. But I can't! Stay focused, Mick! One more spin to go. Who will be Hook's tag team partner...
Mick reaches up and spins the wheel once more.
Mick's eyes go wide.
MICK FOLEY: Wow, well that is quite a team! Hook and Eddie Kingston are going to be your fourth and final team in the Four Corners Elimination match for the tag team titles at Ascension...which is kind of a mouth full. Now, I don't want CM Punk and Matt Sydal to think they're going home empty handed. No sir. Mick, tell em what they've won as a parting gift!
Foley chuckles to himself as he takes the wheel off his desk and sets it back on the floor.
MICK FOLEY: Matt Sydal and CM Punk will now have a one on one match at Ascension with the winner getting a guaranteed shot at the X-Division title down the road. Being in line behind the winner of Prince Devitt and Matt Cardona essentially. So, the wheel has decided! Hook and Eddie Kingston are the wild card team! Sydal and Punk one on one at Ascension as well! Expect a full card announcement sometime later today as we get all the contracts signed and imaging done. I'm looking forward to our first SuperShow at Madison Square Garden and all the matches on the card. It's going to be a very special night. Thank you all and have a nice day!
The scene fades with Foley giving a thumbs up behind his desk.
MICK FOLEY: What an absolutely incredible show last night was on Vengeance. Ascension is shaping up nicely and we only have a few I's to dot and a couple of scraggler T's to cross. This should settle any and all question marks we have around the show though. The tag team title match at Ascension will be settled in a four corners elimination match that will break down into a Ladder Match when the final two teams remain. The three teams we know for sure in the match are the Wingmen, the Motor City Machine Guns and the team of Madcap Moss and Happy Corbin!
Mick smiles his toothy smile for the camera before continuing.
MICK FOLEY: Of course, having three teams in a four corners elimination match makes very little sense. Because it's a four corners match. So, we need to get a fourth team, but the tag team division hasn't had anyone really just jump out at me as a possible contender. 2.0 probably made the most sense, but Jeff Parker and Matt Lee have suffered some minor injuries after the post match attack from Wardlow that will potentially keep them out of action for Ascension. So, uh, thanks for that, Wardlow. The Varsity Blondes lost their qualifying match and the Usos don't seem interested in tag team gold at this point. So, that really only leaves me with one option...
Mick reaches behind his desk to the floor and pulls up a colorful spinning wheel, setting it on the desk.
MICK FOLEY: On this wheel are four names. Hook...CM Punk...Matt Sydal...and Eddie Kingston...
MICK FOLEY: I'm going to spin this wheel twice and whoever it lands on will be the wild card tag team for the four corners elimination match. I'm sure that there is a better way to go about doing this, but if I'm being honest with you all, I just got this spinning wheel off of Amazon yesterday and I've been dying for a reason to use it. And there's no better time than right now! So, let's find out who the wild card team will be!
MICK FOLEY: The first wild card tag team partner will be Hook! I gotta tell ya, the reviews didn't say how much fun it would be to spin this wheel. I wish I could just do this all day. But I can't! Stay focused, Mick! One more spin to go. Who will be Hook's tag team partner...
Mick reaches up and spins the wheel once more.
Mick's eyes go wide.
MICK FOLEY: Wow, well that is quite a team! Hook and Eddie Kingston are going to be your fourth and final team in the Four Corners Elimination match for the tag team titles at Ascension...which is kind of a mouth full. Now, I don't want CM Punk and Matt Sydal to think they're going home empty handed. No sir. Mick, tell em what they've won as a parting gift!
Foley chuckles to himself as he takes the wheel off his desk and sets it back on the floor.
MICK FOLEY: Matt Sydal and CM Punk will now have a one on one match at Ascension with the winner getting a guaranteed shot at the X-Division title down the road. Being in line behind the winner of Prince Devitt and Matt Cardona essentially. So, the wheel has decided! Hook and Eddie Kingston are the wild card team! Sydal and Punk one on one at Ascension as well! Expect a full card announcement sometime later today as we get all the contracts signed and imaging done. I'm looking forward to our first SuperShow at Madison Square Garden and all the matches on the card. It's going to be a very special night. Thank you all and have a nice day!
The scene fades with Foley giving a thumbs up behind his desk.