Post by Brett on Feb 2, 2022 2:00:12 GMT
Jeff Parker and Matt Lee are strolling down Bourbon Street in New Orleans. It’s a busy night. Both of them are decked out in their wrestling gear, as if they are going straight to the arena. Matt is carrying a big plastic cup shaped like a grenade with a straw sticking out of it. He takes a sip as Jeff Parker talks to the camera.
JEFF PARKER: I know what you’re thinking. What are these two bozos doing strolling down Bourbon Street in our gear? Well, as far as I see it we’re the best dressed guys on the block!
MATT LEE: You know what, Jeff? I think this is practical attire. We are ready for a fight! ALWAYS READY FOR A FIGHT!
Jeff slaps Matt on the shoulder and responds.
JEFF PARKER: Keep it settled, Matt. Save it for the ring. We’ve got to tango with “Big” Braun Strowman and some guy named Maxwell. I think he likes to wear a scarf?
MATT LEE: I saw that! He wears a scarf. And you think we look weird? I’ll choke his ass out with that scarf!
JEFF PARKER: And the big guy’s sporting an apron. That apron is big enough to cover a king sized bed. That dude is HUGE! But you know what they say, Matt.
MATT LEE: That’s right. The bigger they are..THE HARDER THEY FALL!!
JEFF PARKER: Timber!!
Matt chuckles at Jeff as he imitates a tree falling over.
MATT LEE: Listen up! I don’t know what the brass at WLCW were thinking when they booked this one. We are A REAL TEAM! But you’re throwing us in the ring with “Great Value” Andre the Giant and the guy who sold me my tux at Men’s Wearhouse. What the hell is all this about?
JEFF PARKER: That’s right. We came to this company to be taken seriously! We are the heralds of tag team wrestling in 2022. And I don’t appreciate being sent out to tango with these sideshow freaks.
MATT LEE: But you know what? We’ll take the fight. We just can’t resist running circles around these bozos. They might be the bigger “stars” In the eyes of the fans. But you know what? They’re not a team. They aren’t a well-oiled machine.
JEFF PARKER: so we’re going to do what we do best. At Vengeance we’ll put on a tag team wrestling clinic. We’ll stamp our ticket to the top of the tag team division and leave Mick Foley wondering why he didn’t just hand us the belts when we signed on the dotted line.
MATT LEE: Underestimate us at your own risk, boys. We’re not here to play. WE’RE HERE TO WIN!
Jeff and Matt bump fists and nod their head in agreement. They turn away from the camera and start to head the other way down Bourbon Street. Matt Lee offers Jeff his drink.
MATT LEE: You wanna taste?
Jeff takes the cup and sips out of the straw as the duo walks away. The scene fades to black.
JEFF PARKER: I know what you’re thinking. What are these two bozos doing strolling down Bourbon Street in our gear? Well, as far as I see it we’re the best dressed guys on the block!
MATT LEE: You know what, Jeff? I think this is practical attire. We are ready for a fight! ALWAYS READY FOR A FIGHT!
Jeff slaps Matt on the shoulder and responds.
JEFF PARKER: Keep it settled, Matt. Save it for the ring. We’ve got to tango with “Big” Braun Strowman and some guy named Maxwell. I think he likes to wear a scarf?
MATT LEE: I saw that! He wears a scarf. And you think we look weird? I’ll choke his ass out with that scarf!
JEFF PARKER: And the big guy’s sporting an apron. That apron is big enough to cover a king sized bed. That dude is HUGE! But you know what they say, Matt.
MATT LEE: That’s right. The bigger they are..THE HARDER THEY FALL!!
JEFF PARKER: Timber!!
Matt chuckles at Jeff as he imitates a tree falling over.
MATT LEE: Listen up! I don’t know what the brass at WLCW were thinking when they booked this one. We are A REAL TEAM! But you’re throwing us in the ring with “Great Value” Andre the Giant and the guy who sold me my tux at Men’s Wearhouse. What the hell is all this about?
JEFF PARKER: That’s right. We came to this company to be taken seriously! We are the heralds of tag team wrestling in 2022. And I don’t appreciate being sent out to tango with these sideshow freaks.
MATT LEE: But you know what? We’ll take the fight. We just can’t resist running circles around these bozos. They might be the bigger “stars” In the eyes of the fans. But you know what? They’re not a team. They aren’t a well-oiled machine.
JEFF PARKER: so we’re going to do what we do best. At Vengeance we’ll put on a tag team wrestling clinic. We’ll stamp our ticket to the top of the tag team division and leave Mick Foley wondering why he didn’t just hand us the belts when we signed on the dotted line.
MATT LEE: Underestimate us at your own risk, boys. We’re not here to play. WE’RE HERE TO WIN!
Jeff and Matt bump fists and nod their head in agreement. They turn away from the camera and start to head the other way down Bourbon Street. Matt Lee offers Jeff his drink.
MATT LEE: You wanna taste?
Jeff takes the cup and sips out of the straw as the duo walks away. The scene fades to black.