Post by cleve on Jan 31, 2022 3:46:57 GMT
KEVIN NASH: …and by the way, by making such a ridiculous coffee order, you’ve agreed to appear on the third episode of Coffee with Kev.
KEVIN NASH: Got it?
Last we saw Big Kev he was chatting it up with the official camera person of Coffee with Kev, the hottest show that has anything to do with professional wrestling, or anything to do with anything, in the universe. Or the galaxy. Whichever one is bigger.
“Uh, yeah man, I’m a big fan and I think it’s cool you’re in New Orleans for Vengeance …
But, THAT guy interrupted said conversation by ordering an Espresso Macchiato, Flat White, Vanilla Frappe with Cinnamon, Shaved Chocolate and Whipped Cream.
KEVIN NASH: Oh, you’re a big fan?
“Of course. Everyone around here is totally pumped to have you guys in town. And, if I’m being honest, it’s an honor to even talk to you.”
KEVIN NASH: Well, you’re doing a pretty poor job of showing that.
“I said I’d cancel the order, I know you drink your coffee black, I told you I’d seen the show and all, but I didn’t know …”
KEVIN NASH: Didn’t know what? That a coffee with fifty two names was so egregious? Well, guess what? It is! And cinnamon and whipped cream? Seriously? Stop. Just stop.
“Okay, okay … it’s really not that big …”
KEVIN NASH: A deal? You’re all sorts of wrong today, pal. See, while you weren’t technically part of Coffee with Kev, Episode 3, until you went and ordered that absurd coffee, you were in the vicinity of Coffee with Kev, Episode 3. That is to say, your voice could be heard on my show. Which means my millions of viewers heard someone on my show order a … I’m not even going to repeat it. I can’t have that. Coffee with Kev is sweeping the wrestling world, it’s sweeping the entertainment world and it’s taking the rest of the world, whatever is left, by storm! And by Vengeance! So, I’m sure you can understand why I have to be careful what sort of orders I have being overheard on my show … Coffee with Kev.
The guy who ordered that coffee with fifty two names nods in agreement. It’s difficult to say whether or not he’s come around to Kev’s way of thinking and actually agrees, or if he’s just over talking about it, but he nods nonetheless.
KEVIN NASH: Now, can we talk like gentlemen?
“Of course!”
Big Kev takes a seat opposite the guy, and the camera person, the official camera person of Coffee with Kev, zooms in just as the waitress delivers the guy a black coffee.
KEVIN NASH: See, look there, a coffee.
“It has a certain understated appeal.”
The waitress winks at Big Kev before stepping away, allowing the official camera person of Kev’s show, Coffee with Kev, to zoom in a little further.
“So, uh, didn’t you have, like, another actual guest for the show?”
KEVIN NASH: That’s sort of a gray area. We just figured we’d wing it.
“Lucky for me, I guess!”
KEVIN NASH: You got on the show for being an idiot.
“Oh, right, right.”
KEVIN NASH: You got your opportunity by being an idiot, I get mine by being a pure athlete who flies through the air with the greatest of ease. We all have our talents.
The guy, which is about the only introduction he’s going to get, looks at Kev with a bit of a curious glance.
“That your plan against R Truth?”
KEVIN NASH: Sure. 450 splashes. Missile dropkicks. Standing moonsaults. Whatever it takes to get the dub. Look man, I can’t fall back on being an idiot, I don’t have that talent like you do. I’ve got to stick with what I know, and that’s the ring. I’m not going to go as far as calling myself a classic professional wrestler because let’s face it, let’s be real, but I know what I know, and so far the WLCW checks have been deposited on time and they’ve been in the right amount. I’m in no mood to let R Truth cause a problem with that. He’s standing between Big Kev and zeros in front of the decimal point, and that’s not a place you want to be …
The conversation continues on as the official camera person of Coffee with Kev pans out.
KEVIN NASH: Got it?
Last we saw Big Kev he was chatting it up with the official camera person of Coffee with Kev, the hottest show that has anything to do with professional wrestling, or anything to do with anything, in the universe. Or the galaxy. Whichever one is bigger.
“Uh, yeah man, I’m a big fan and I think it’s cool you’re in New Orleans for Vengeance …
But, THAT guy interrupted said conversation by ordering an Espresso Macchiato, Flat White, Vanilla Frappe with Cinnamon, Shaved Chocolate and Whipped Cream.
KEVIN NASH: Oh, you’re a big fan?
“Of course. Everyone around here is totally pumped to have you guys in town. And, if I’m being honest, it’s an honor to even talk to you.”
KEVIN NASH: Well, you’re doing a pretty poor job of showing that.
“I said I’d cancel the order, I know you drink your coffee black, I told you I’d seen the show and all, but I didn’t know …”
KEVIN NASH: Didn’t know what? That a coffee with fifty two names was so egregious? Well, guess what? It is! And cinnamon and whipped cream? Seriously? Stop. Just stop.
“Okay, okay … it’s really not that big …”
KEVIN NASH: A deal? You’re all sorts of wrong today, pal. See, while you weren’t technically part of Coffee with Kev, Episode 3, until you went and ordered that absurd coffee, you were in the vicinity of Coffee with Kev, Episode 3. That is to say, your voice could be heard on my show. Which means my millions of viewers heard someone on my show order a … I’m not even going to repeat it. I can’t have that. Coffee with Kev is sweeping the wrestling world, it’s sweeping the entertainment world and it’s taking the rest of the world, whatever is left, by storm! And by Vengeance! So, I’m sure you can understand why I have to be careful what sort of orders I have being overheard on my show … Coffee with Kev.
The guy who ordered that coffee with fifty two names nods in agreement. It’s difficult to say whether or not he’s come around to Kev’s way of thinking and actually agrees, or if he’s just over talking about it, but he nods nonetheless.
KEVIN NASH: Now, can we talk like gentlemen?
“Of course!”
Big Kev takes a seat opposite the guy, and the camera person, the official camera person of Coffee with Kev, zooms in just as the waitress delivers the guy a black coffee.
KEVIN NASH: See, look there, a coffee.
“It has a certain understated appeal.”
The waitress winks at Big Kev before stepping away, allowing the official camera person of Kev’s show, Coffee with Kev, to zoom in a little further.
“So, uh, didn’t you have, like, another actual guest for the show?”
KEVIN NASH: That’s sort of a gray area. We just figured we’d wing it.
“Lucky for me, I guess!”
KEVIN NASH: You got on the show for being an idiot.
“Oh, right, right.”
KEVIN NASH: You got your opportunity by being an idiot, I get mine by being a pure athlete who flies through the air with the greatest of ease. We all have our talents.
The guy, which is about the only introduction he’s going to get, looks at Kev with a bit of a curious glance.
“That your plan against R Truth?”
KEVIN NASH: Sure. 450 splashes. Missile dropkicks. Standing moonsaults. Whatever it takes to get the dub. Look man, I can’t fall back on being an idiot, I don’t have that talent like you do. I’ve got to stick with what I know, and that’s the ring. I’m not going to go as far as calling myself a classic professional wrestler because let’s face it, let’s be real, but I know what I know, and so far the WLCW checks have been deposited on time and they’ve been in the right amount. I’m in no mood to let R Truth cause a problem with that. He’s standing between Big Kev and zeros in front of the decimal point, and that’s not a place you want to be …
The conversation continues on as the official camera person of Coffee with Kev pans out.