Post by Craig on Jan 23, 2022 22:01:38 GMT
Welcome everyone to WLCW Eruption, I’m Renee Young and beside me as always is Marcus Alexander Bagwell!BUFF BAGWELL:
Renee, we keep doing this thing where you call me Marcus and I keep correcting you. It’s Buff. And I’m the stuff.RENEE YOUNG:
Of course you are, you were also the first elimination in the World Title Battle Royale on Storm! BUFF BAGWELL:
Okay Renee, now you’re just being hurtful.RENEE YOUNG:
And what a battle royale it was! We now know who will face each other for the world title at Ascension as Miro and Cody Rhodes were the last two standing, well…kind of…BUFF BAGWELL:
Hey, say what you will, but Cody Rhodes did what it took to win and Miro got laid out and woke up finding himself as the winner. RENEE YOUNG:
We thought we had the Queen of the Mountain participants booked as well, only for Sasha Banks to step up and step into the equation.BUFF BAGWELL:
Rok-C had a huge win but Sasha wants her spot now! Not to mention Jamie Hayter and Hikari Noa picked up huge wins to get into the match!RENEE YOUNG:
There were only four matches on Storm, yet it seemed to be one of the most action packed episodes one could ask for!BUFF BAGWELL:
Don’t forget Maxwell Jacob Friedman is officially the number one contender for Braun Strowman’s X-Division championship! It was a wild night!RENEE YOUNG:
And we’ve got more action for you here tonight on Eruption! Let’s get down to the ring and get this one started!
the prince just became a king and I march on everybody.
Post by Scott on Jan 24, 2022 1:45:35 GMT
CODY & BRANDI RHODES VS CRAVEN KNYTE & TOOTIE LYNN
TAG TEAM MATCH
The bell sounds with Tootie Lynn and Brandi Rhodes starting things out. Brandi kicks Lynn in the gut and hits a very sloppy snap suplex, nearly dropping Lynn on her head in the process. Cody applauds on the apron, encouraging her.BUFF BAGWELL:
I'm not the most technical wrestling-savvy guy in the world, Renee, but that suplex was a rough landing.RENEE YOUNG:
You, not the most technical of wrestlers? Color me shocked.BUFF BAGWELL:
Buff Daddy doesn't have many flaws in his life, Renee.
Back in the ring, Brandi continues her control with a bodyslam followed up by bouncing off the ropes and crashing down hard with an elbow drop. She immediately tags in Cody and he picks Tootie Lynn up and tosses her to her corner. Cody points to Craven Knyte and motions for him to come into the ring.BUFF BAGWELL:
This is probably the hottest rivalry in WLCW!RENEE YOUNG:
Wait, you're serious? Cody Rhodes and Craven Knyte literally fought on the last Eruption and it lasted like thirty seconds.BUFF BAGWELL:
I know tension when I see it. These two are going to have themselves a blood feud before it's all said and done.
Craven tags Lynn and comes into the ring. Cody extends his hand and Knyte reciprocates, drawing applause from the fans with the unofficial code of honor being followed. Cody and Knyte lock up, with Cody switching it over to a headlock, and then taking him to the ground with a take over. The referee gets a one count before it's broken up. Cody slams the mat in frustration and picks Knyte up and drops him with a Cross Rhodes!RENEE YOUNG:
Holy crap! That was.. Anti-climatic?BUFF BAGWELL:
When you get the opening to finish off someone the caliber of Craven Knyte, you'd better friggin' do it!
Cody tags in Brandi, who runs in and knocks Tootie Lynn off the apron. Cody and Brandi share a kiss in the center of the ring before he exits back to the apron and grabs the tag rope.RENEE YOUNG:
What is Brandi doing here? Mixed tag rules says she has to face Tootie Lynn!
Brandi quickly crosses Knyte's legs and reaches underneath his arm and cranks back on his neck. The Stretch Mark is applied and Craven Knyte has no where to go! He taps almost instantly!RENEE YOUNG:
Brandi Rhodes has won this by submission!
CODY AND BRANDI RHODES
via Submission - 3:21
Brandi and Cody's arms are raised in the air and the two embrace in celebration. The fans offer a mixed reaction to the victory.BUFF BAGWELL:
See, now that Cody's flooded with controversy, you add his wife tapping his biggest rival out and you have all the makings for a blood feud blow off, Renee! Mark my words, Craven Knyte is coming back for revenge on Cody Rhodes! He's going to prove to the world soon enough that it should've been him, not Cody, who main events Ascension!RENEE YOUNG:
I'm very, very confused here.
Post by grandprincess on Jan 24, 2022 3:58:42 GMT
We open on Viva Van already standing in the ring, drawing some boos from the crowd. There's no sign of an opponent yet, and Van looks as though she might leave the ring to collect her paycheck. The crowd noise dies down and none of the Eruption staff seem to have the faintest idea what's going on. RENEE YOUNG:
I'm not sure what's taking so long, but we should have another match beginning any moment here.BUFF BAGWELL:
While we're waiting, let me tell you about the time that I almost got to bring back the Dungeon of Doom with Mama Bagwell as the Taskmaster!
While Buff goes on a tangent again, Viva Van steps to the ropes to head back to the locker room. Suddenly, the shouted phrase 'GIRLS FIGHT!' rings out and the video screen shows the same words on a black background with red highlights. The crowd pops loudly as ACT Yasukawa emerges onto the stage with a red kimono over her ring gear and holding a katana. ACT smiles joyously as she hears the reaction, then makes her way down to the ring. After stepping through the ropes, ACT plays to the crowd and draws her katana. Once she's put away the prop sword and the kimono is off, ACT grins across the ring at an unimpressed Viva.
ACT YASUKAWA VS VIVA VAN
The bell rings and ACT limbers up a bit. Viva paces in her corner, clearly impatient to get this over with. Finally, ACT moves toward Viva and motions for her to come get some. This happens as Viva gets up in ACT's face and mouths off at her. ACT snarls in response and Viva shoves her hard. This makes ACT laugh a little but the amusement is short lived. Viva slaps her across the face and hits a northern lights suplex! She goes for the pin and gets two as the fans cheer. Annoyed by this Viva picks ACT up by her hair and savagely slams the Rebel Ronin into the mat face first! As ACT looks potentially overwhelmed, Viva kicks her in the ribs and draws louder boos from the fans.BUFF BAGWELL:
She doesn't look like she's got much left! Maybe she shoulda brought that rum with her to drink the pain away.RENEE YOUNG:
ACT Yasukawa hasn't been an active wrestler in over six years, and you do have to wonder if coming back now was a mistake. She's had a couple of matches since 2020, but she looks out of her depth here.
Viva tries to kick ACT again, but this time ACT grabs her foot and counters with a desperate dragon screw! As Viva gets up, ACT whips her to the ropes and ducks under a clothesline attempt. ACT nails her with a superkick that staggers Viva. Before Viva can fall to the mat, though, ACT hits her with a complete shot! With her opponent grounded, ACT motions to the crowd to get loud and shouts 'LET'S GO!!'. Viva just manages to get to her feet and then gets hit in the corner by a corner dropkick by ACT! With a savage grin, ACT climbs to the top rope while Viva lays prone in the ring. The crowd pops as ACT flies from the top turnbuckle and nails an AKUTON! Viva folds in half, clutching her stomach in pain. This leads her to sit up just as another evil grin spreads across ACT's face. ACT pats her bare left knee and then steamrolls in, leaping at the seated Viva and smacking her in the face with the Final ACT! She goes for the pin and the crowd enthusiastically counts 1-2-3 with the ref.
ACT YASUKAWAJUSTIN ROBERTS:
Pinfall - 4:45
Here is your winner, ACT Yasukawa!
ACT's hand is raised by the ref as she beams with joy at winning her return mach. Before Buff or Renee can add any commentary, ACT motions for a mic from the timekeeper. Her hair a bit disheveled from the match, she still commands the full attention of the fans in attendance as if she were still the leader of Oedo Tai many years ago. Once she has that mic in her hand she is about to say something, only to have the fans in attendance drown her out with cheers. ACT laughs and then waits for the cheers to quiet down.ACT Yasukawa:
I'm glad to see you too. There's a lot to say but not a lot of time right now. So let me just say this: a disease that blinded me in one eye couldn't stop me. An ogre in a stupid jumpsuit couldn't stop me. And now that ACT Yasukawa is back in the ring, nothing is going to stop her from doing what she does best! Everyone else in that locker room? Get ready for my next ACT
She looks as if she might say more, but then decides against it. ACT drops the mic and makes her way toward the back as 'Girl's Fight' rings out through the arena. As she disappears into the back, we notice a silver haired woman in a butler's uniform sitting at ringside. Konami has a notebook and finishes writing in it just as the camera focuses on her. A moment later she snaps the book shut, smiles evilly, and then leaves the ringside area mysteriously.
Post by Anthony on Jan 25, 2022 0:08:42 GMT
A wobbly, battered, Valentina Rossi stumbles out from the entry way. She appears to be in agonizing pain as she clutches her ribs with one arm while trying to crawl away. RENEE YOUNG:
What the heck is going on?! Valentina looks like she’s already been through a hellacious match!BUFF BAGWELL:
And… is that a Momo Watanabe shirt she’s got on? Rossi indeed has one on, to the confusion of all, until “Indignation” hits and Jamie Hayter comes powerwalking out with Drake in tow. The pint-sized manager is begging his client to calm herself, but she shoots him a withering glare that makes him back off. Clutching the beaten woman by the hair, Hayter drags her to the ring and ragdolls her in before quickly getting in the ring. Full of pure rage, she screams at the ref to ring the bell.
JAMIE HAYTER VS VALENTINA ROSSIBUFF BAGWELL:
Ohh I get it! Ol' Val’s bein’ a sparring partner and cosplayin' as Momo! I didn’t realize she was into that! Maybe next time she’ll cosplay a mafia boss and meet me in my--RENEE YOUNG:
And I don’t think we need to hear more of that! Plus I don’t think from the way she’s beaten up that this was a voluntary roleplay…
As Valentina struggles to her feet, Hayter rushes her, pinning her back to the ground and laying repeated mounting punches. Drake tries desperately to get a Jamie to calm down as he looks around worried the fans will boo his babyface, but the bloodthirsty bastards are eating it up!RENEE YOUNG:
I can’t repeat the exact verbiage but Jamie’s screaming at Valentina as if she’s actually Momo! She’s completely snapped!
Hayter starts a suplex clinic as she continues to toss Valentina around like crash test dummy. Then once in the corner, the vicious stomps begin as the crowd cheer and groan in fear at the same time.RENEE YOUNG:
The ref needs to stop this!BUFF BAGWELL:
No way! This is the way my buddy Big Poppa Pump would throw down! Shout out to ya Big Scott! Hope your nephew makes you proud!RENEE YOUNG:
Wait, who’s that at the entrance ramp?!
Everyone pauses as Momo Watanabe walks out onto the stage, looking indifferent and dismissive as she watches the scene. Which only enrages Jamie more as she snatches Valentina from the corner and holds the woman at the center of the ring by her hair. RENEE YOUNG:
Well there’s no mistaking who the message is for and what it means! Jamie’s staring daggers of pure hate at Momo while daring her to come down to the ring and stir things up!BUFF BAGWELL:
She’s definitely stirring something up in my pants with that bootay of hers!
Since Momo refuses to come down to the ring, Jamie stands a noodly legged Valentina up, runs against the ropes and delivers a vicious LARIAT!
But she doesn’t stop there, she flips Momo off and delivers TWO MORE before putting a boot on Valentina’s throat, forcing the ref to count
1… 2… 3!
JAMIE HAYTER Jamie shrugs off the referee’s hand raise as she goes to the ropes, parting them and begging for Momo to come to the ring. Yet all Momo does is turn around nonchalantly and go to the back, leaving the powerhouse Brit even more raging. RENEE YOUNG:
Pinfall – 2:21
Hopefully officials can contain these two combustible elements better than they did on Storm.BUFF BAGWELL:
Maybe I should go back there and let them ‘combust’ all over me ha ha ha!RENEE YOUNG:
*mutters* I wouldn’t mind watching them kicking your brains out… if you had any.BUFF BAGWELL:
Huh? Say somethin’ Renee? Couldn’t hear ya over thoughts of a two on one with those two tasty dishes! I’ll show them who's their Dadday!!!
"I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
Post by josh on Jan 25, 2022 0:13:44 GMT
ROK-C VS TESHA PRICE
Rok-C is going it alone tonight, with no Booker T at ringside. Rok-C and Tesha shake hands before the match and the referee calls for the bell. Rok-C and Tesha quickly lock-up, leading to Rok-C grabbing a headlock. Tesha backs into the ropes and shoots her off, allowing Rok-C to come back and knock her down with a shoulder block! Tesha rolls back to her feet and charges at Rok-C with a clothesline but Rok-C ducks it and hits the ropes, rebounding and catching Tesha with a flying headscissors that she turns into a SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Rok-C quickly returns to her feet and hits the ropes again, this time nailing Tesha with a basement dropkick as she reaches all fours! Rok-C fires up and motions for Tesha to get up and bring it. Tesha slowly stands and Rok-C hits the ropes, throwing herself into a wheelbarrow position and planting Tesha Price with a WHEELBARROW BULLDOG!RENEE YOUNG:
Oh! Rok-C is on fire tonight!BUFF BAGWELL:
She got a big win over Su Yung and she’s riding that high! I just don’t know if I agree with her strategy of making Booker T stay backstage! That man’s a fountain of knowledge and can only help!RENEE YOUNG:
She wants to do it on her own, Buff. Booker T took a chance in the world title battle royal and put her on the backburner. She qualified for the Queen of the Mountain Match on her own, she wants to beat Tesha Price here tonight on her own, and who knows? She might become the first-ever WLCW Women’s Champion on her own!BUFF BAGWELL:
She’s gotta get past Sasha Banks on Vengeance first!
Tesha Price is out of it! She slowly gets back to her feet and Rok-C boots her in the stomach and mounts her back, planting her all on her shoulders and neck with the CODE ROK! The fans pop huge and Rok-C cradles her tightly… ONE! TWO! THREE!RENEE YOUNG:
There it is! Good job, Rok-C!BUFF BAGWELL:
There’s no getting up from that one!
ROK-CRok-C releases the cradle and springs to her feet, immediately running and jumping onto the middle turnbuckle. She rallies the fans all around her before making the “title belt” motion around her waist.RENEE YOUNG:
Pinfall - 1:58
All she has to do is defeat Sasha Banks and she is set for the Queen of the Mountain Match at WLCW ASCENSION! She has to be a favorite, Buff! She’s just a big ball of energy! I wanna hug her!BUFF BAGWELL:
Getting past Sasha Banks is a much bigger obstacle than you’re making it sound, but if there’s anyone that can do it, it’s this girl right here… but I’m begging ya’, Rok-C, listen to your mentor! BOOKER T WILL MAKE YOU A CHAMPION!RENEE YOUNG:
Oh stop. We’ve got plenty more action coming up!We fade out on a shot of Rok-C’s smiling face.
"I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
Post by josh on Jan 25, 2022 0:16:40 GMT
MOMO WATANABE VS RENEE MICHELLE
Drake Maverick is at ringside, cheering his wife on while urging her to be “very very careful, love!” Momo glares across the ring at Renee before smirking and heading to the center of the ring. Without prompting, Renee Michelle shows sass by slapping Momo hard across the face, drawing a big “OOoOOoooo” from the fans, followed by an audible “Oh, oh no, honey, WHY?” from Maverick at ringside. Momo touches her face and her smirk grows into a smile before nails Renee in the face with a ROLLING KICK out of nowhere!RENEE YOUNG:
That’s gonna leave a mark! Good GAWD!
Momo immediately gets back to her feet and pulls Renee up by two handfuls of hair, forcing her to bend at the waist… before shoot kicking her straight across the face! Renee collapses forward and Momo kicks her in the side, causing her to roll over on her back. Momo drops her knee across Renee’s throat, expecting the referee to count. The referee refuses, shouting at Momo that she’s choking her! Momo lets the referee count, almost reaching five, before gets up and rolls out of the ring. Momo throws the apron aside and reaches underneath to find a steel chair. She slides it into the ring and follows it in… but before she can grab the chair off the mat, the referee snatches it up and slides it back under the bottom rope to the floor! Drake Maverick climbs onto the apron and shouts at the referee to “get control” of the match. Renee Michelle still appears out of it and Momo smiles at Drake before mounting Renee Michelle and palming her face with one hand while jamming her thumb into her eye with the other! Renee Michelle cries out in pain as Momo threatens to pop her eye out of the socket!RENEE YOUNG:
This is disgusting! This is only happening because of the perceived grudge between Momo Watanabe and Drake Maverick’s client, Jamie Hayter! Does anyone know why these two are even mad at each other!? Enlighten me, Marcus!BUFF BAGWELL:
It’s Buff, and I think the reason is pretty clear. Both of these women are alphas and we’re in the early days of the WLCW women’s division… it’s like jail, on your first day, you gotta beat somebody’s ass or… or someone’s gonna make you their girlfriend. Jamie and Momo wanna be the top dog and there’s only room for one… and that means that’s somebody’s gotta go!
Drake threatens to get in the ring until the referee manages to pull Momo off of Renee. The fans boo loudly. Renee rolls over onto her side and pushes herself up to all fours. Before she can totally regain her footing, Momo hooks her and deadlifts her straight into a PEACH SUNRISE ALL ON HER HEAD AND NECK! Momo covers! ONE! TWO! THR– NO! MOMO PULLS HER UP! SHE’S NOT FINISHED! The fans boo loudly as Momo grabs a handful of hair and pulls Renee up to all fours, making her crawl toward Drake Maverick. Maverick is practically in tears as he looks into the semi-conscious face of his wife. Then, without warning, Momo lets go of her hair and stomps the back of her head, driving her face into the mat! The referee immediately charges over and checks on Renee. Seeing that she’s completely unconscious, he prepares to call off the match but Momo snatches her ankle and drags her into the center of the ring, covering with her forearm driven across her jaw for maximum disrespect.
The referee was going to stop the match but she wanted the PINFALL victory. Ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Who hurt you, Momo?BUFF BAGWELL:
I don’t even know what to say. Jeez, man. Message delivered, I guess.
MOMO WATANABEMomo gets up and flips off Drake Maverick before turning and shoving the referee out of the way before he can check on Renee. Momo pulls Renee off the mat with two handfuls of hair and prepares to set her up for the BASTARD DRIVER but Drake Maverick hits the ring, shoving Momo away from Renee to a big pop! Renee and Maverick go head to head and just as it looks like they might come to blows, JAMIE HAYTER hits the ring to a huge pop!RENEE YOUNG:
Pinfall - 2:46
Thank goodness!BUFF BAGWELL:
Is this about to happen right now, Renee!?Drake scurries over to check on his wife as Hayter immediately tackles Momo Watanabe to the mat and begins dropping bombs! Both women fight on the mat like women possessed, trading forearms, punches, and slaps before they each grab handfuls of hair and roll to the floor before they both remain on their feet and continue fighting! Hayter cuts Momo off with a knee lift and whips her hard into the steps! Hayter follows her in but Momo rises and cuts her off with a running clothesline that TURNS HER INSIDE OUT! Momo shrieks and begins jabbering in Japanese before waiting for Hayter to right herself, back to the steps… Momo charges and goes for a SHOOT KICK but Hayter moves and Momo collides with the steps, flipping over them and landing flat on her back on the other side!RENEE YOUNG:
Oh! This is getting out of hand QUICK!BUFF BAGWELL:
At this rate, these two aren’t gonna make it to Vengeance, let alone Ascension!Momo slowly gets back to her feet and Jamie Hayter is waiting on her, snatching a pitcher of water from the announce desk and slinging the water in Momo’s face before hauling back and SHATTERING IT over her head! Glass goes everywhere and Momo begins bleeding from a wound somewhere in her hairline! Momo staggers back, disoriented, and Hayter gets a running start before jumping onto the ring steps and nailing Momo with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Hayter rolls back to her feet and pulls Momo up before shoving her back against the rail and drilling her with big forearms to the chest! Then, with no warning, she hooks Momo and lifts her up for a suplex but simply throws her awkwardly onto the apron, allowing her legs to connect but everything else lands on the floor, head and neck first! Security and other officials begin to pour out from the back but Momo is already back up, trading forearms and punches with Hayter again!RENEE YOUNG:
Get this under control, guys, PLEASE!BUFF BAGWELL:
This is the YouTube show for Christ’s sake!Momo boots Hayter in the chest and grabs a chair from beneath the apron! As security converges on them, she lobs the chair at Hayter and nails her right in the face with it! Hayter staggers back and Momo charges, nailing her with a SHOTGUN DROPKICK that sends her ragdolling backward into the steps! Three security guards each grab a limb on Momo and begin hauling her away but Jamie Hayter fights back to her feet, climbs onto the apron, and charges… taking out MOMO AND ALL THREE SECURITY GUARDS WITH A SOMERSAULT SENTON! Hayter pulls Momo from the human wreckage and drags her on all fours by a handful of hair. Momo fights back to her feet and they begin trading shots on the ramp as referees and officials beg them to stop! Momo suddenly headbutts Hayter, and Hayter returns with a headbutt of her own! Momo’s blood is on both women’s faces as they trade headbutts until Momo takes over with a knee lift and goes for a SUPLEX ON THE RAMP… but Hayter locks her legs and SUPLEXES MOMO ON THE RAMP, WITH MOMO’S LOWER BACK NAILING ONE OF THE SPOTLIGHTS ON THE RAMP! Hayter mounts Momo and begins punching and forearming away at her again, until officials grab hold of her and begin escorting her off the ramp. Hayter struggles against them as they begin to take her around the stage… but Momo Watanabe returns to her feet and flies off the stage, taking down Hayter and the officials in the process!RENEE YOUNG:
GET THIS UNDER CONTROL!BUFF BAGWELL:
BIG! MEATY! WOMEN! SLAPPING! MEAT!RENEE YOUNG:
WILL YOU STOP!?Momo and Hayter slowly fight back to their feet and begin slugging away at each other once again before they tie up, gripping each other’s hair, and begin fighting toward the backstage area. As they continue fighting with officials shouting at them to stop, we go back to the ring where Drake Maverick is still checking on Renee Michelle.RENEE YOUNG:
My head hurts after what we just witnessed.BUFF BAGWELL:
Well, get yourself some Tylenol because we got way more to go, babe!RENEE YOUNG:
Don’t. Don’t call me babe.
the prince just became a king and I march on everybody.
Post by Scott on Jan 25, 2022 1:42:57 GMT
DUSTIN RHODES VS RAYO
The bell sounds and Dustin Rhodes stretches one final time, pulling down the top rope. He springs up to a standing position and circles Rayo. The fans are firmly behind him with a thunderous "LET'S GO DUSTIN!" chant.RENEE YOUNG:
This is the reaction Dustin's brother would kill for!BUFF BAGWELL:
Cody is the biggest do-gooder in this company, Renee. I don't like your sarcasm.RENEE YOUNG:
I wasn't being facetious. I just know it eats Cody up that he's not cheered as heavily as he is. You saw the reaction he got earlier tonight!
Rayo swings a wild right hand that Dustin ducks and bounces off the ropes. Dustin hits a running bulldog on Rayo and gets to his feet, leaning against the ropes, waiting for Rayo to get up. Once Rayo is up, Dustin charges at him, DESTROYER!BUFF BAGWELL:
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT!RENEE YOUNG:
You've never seen the Canadian Destroyer? Literally everyone uses it now.BUFF BAGWELL:
That has to be the end of the match. NOBODY is going to kick out that!RENEE YOUNG:
Dustin forgoes the pin attempt and picks a lifeless Rayo off the mat. FINAL RECKONING! One, two, three! It's an academic victory for "The Natural!"
DUSTIN RHODESRENEE YOUNG:
via Pinfall - 2:00
I tell you, Dustin Rhodes simply does not age! That's a big win for him ahead of a monumental clash next week against John Cena!
Dustin mounts all four corners and plays to the fans as the referee checks on his fallen opponent.
"I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
Post by josh on Jan 25, 2022 1:55:20 GMT
We suddenly find ourselves in the parking lot.
We can hear the live crowd rumbling as they try to figure out what we’re doing here.
CRASH! The fans gasp and then begin reacting loudly as a popcorn machine lands on the pavement, having been thrown from off-camera! We hear grunting and scuffling as Jamie Hayter and Momo Watanabe fight into the frame, hanging onto each other’s hair and punching each other in the sides of the head as hard as they can! Hayter pushes Momo back first into a nearby station wagon and moves in with a big haymaker but Momo ducks it and Hayter punches the driver’s side window with an audible thunk!
JAMIE HAYTER: OW, F[BLEEP] OFF! THAT BLOODY ‘URT!
Momo whips Hayter around and throws a huge roundhouse kick but Hayter ducks that and Momo’s kick shatters the window! She goes through the window up to her knee and Hayter takes two quick steps and hooks Momo’s head on the pass, dragging her out of the car window with a FALLING NECKBREAKER ONTO THE PAVEMENT! The live crowd audibly groans at the sound of meat hitting concrete! Hayter sits up and pulls Momo to her feet. Hayter is distracted by an ambulance rolling onto the scene with its lights on and sirens blaring! Momo boots Hayter in the knee, reaches through the broken window and unlocks the car door before whipping the door open in Hayter’s face! Hayter looks out of it and Momo hammer punches the side mirror of the car clean off, picks it up, and nails Hayter right in the back of the head with it, sending shards of mirror scattering across the lot!
RENEE YOUNG: You’ve got to be kidding me! They’re still fighting!? How has no one stopped them yet!?
BUFF BAGWELL: Look at what’s happened to everyone that’s tried to get involved! Who can blame WLCW officials for keeping their distance!?
RENEE YOUNG: THIS IS THE YOUTUBE SHOW, BUFF! THE YOUTUBE SHOW! THIS ISN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN HERE!
The ambulance rolls to a stop and the rear exit swings open. Drake Maverick makes his way out with Renee Michelle, guiding her toward the flashing lights. A handful of WLCW officials and security guards walk with them. One EMT meets them halfway while another opens the rear door on the ambulance. They get her inside and ask Maverick to follow, but his eyes fall on the battle between Hayter and Momo and he tells them to hang tight just a moment, please!
DRAKE MAVERICK: HANG TIGHT JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE!
RENEE MICHELLE: Are you f[BLEEP]ing serious right now, Drake!?
Though he yearns to help his wife, he’s drawn to the violence!
DRAKE MAVERICK: I’m so sorry, love, but I have… something… to… attend to!
RENEE MICHELLE: YOU f[BLEEP]ING ASSH–
The ambulance door is shut, cutting her off in mid-sentence. It rolls away as Drake Maverick draws closer to the battle where Hayter and Momo have resorted to slapping each other as hard as they can and spitting on each other between every sickening blow! Suddenly, Hayter boots Momo in the stomach and pulls her in, going for a POWER BOMB! Momo locks her legs and Hayter pounds her in the back until she loosens up! Hayter hoists her up… and POWER BOMBS HER ONTO A SCHOOL BUS YELLOW SMART CAR! THE ROOF AND WINDSHIELD ARE UTTERLY DESTROYED! Drake Maverick leaps a foot in the air and covers his mouth in shock.
DRAKE MAVERICK: OH MY GOODNESS, THAT POOR SMART CAR!
And then it dawns on him.
DRAKE MAVERICK: WAIT, THAT’S MY BLOODY SMART CAR! JAMIIIIIEEEEEE, WHYYYY!?
Hayter, beat to absolute hell and back, looks at him with fury in her eyes and stomps up to him right in the middle of the parking lot.
JAMIE HAYTER: I KNEW IT WAS YOUR F[BLEEP]ING STUPID LIL F[BLEEP]ING C[BLEEP] CLOWN CAR! THAT’S WHY I F[BLEEP]ING DID IT! NOW, GET THE F[BLEEP] OUT OF HERE SO I CAN FINISH THIS C[BLEEP] OFF REAL PROPER LIKE–
There’s a loud screech from off in the distance which cuts them off. They turn around to look in the direction of the sound just as a flaming hot pink Subaru WRX with a huge spoiler drives into the shot! Thinking quickly, Drake Maverick shoves Jamie Hayter out of the way and the bumper clips him, turning him inside out! Jamie Hayter scrambles on all fours to check on him as the vehicle comes to a complete stop. The windows are tinted so black that we can’t see who is driving, but the rear passenger side door opens and out steps… SONNY ONOO! The fans erupt in boos as Onoo stops to take a selfie of himself with the car and then he speaks, his voice dripping with impatience.
SONNY ONOO: Are you waiting on a written invitation or what?
Hayter looks over her shoulder just in time to see Momo coming in hot with a running PUNT! Hayter falls out flat on her back across Drake Maverick’s chest. The live crowd boos loudly as Momo stands over them for a moment, her hair caked on her face with blood and sweat. Momo walks past them and sneers at Sonny Onoo, dressed to the nines in a lime green suit and oversized tea shades. She speaks to him in Japanese, the words appearing across the bottom of the screen.
MOMO WATANABE: < Took you long enough, old man. Look what she did to my face. >
He touches his chest, feigning shame or offense.
SONNY ONOO: So sorry, Momo-chan. Did you die?!
He holds the rear door open for her.
SONNY ONOO: Didn’t think so. Get in the car.
Momo climbs into the vehicle and Onoo follows, shutting the door behind him. The tires screech as the vehicle leaves the parking lot. The rear exit opens again and EMTs charge out from the back to check on Hayter and Maverick as we slowly hover above their unconscious bodies lying on the pavement.
RENEE YOUNG: Buff, what the hell did we just see… was that… was that SONNY FREAKING ONOO?!
BUFF BAGWELL: That was definitely Sonny Onoo. He’s got a lot of nerve showing up on Eruption and doing what he just did! He owes me twenty bucks, Renee!
RENEE YOUNG: Twenty– …you’re worried about money when someone just committed vehicular homicide!? Who was driving the car, Buff?! Drake Maverick could be dead! Jamie Hayter and Momo Watanabe have fought all over the building and what do we have to show for it? Renee Michelle is on her way to the emergency room and now Drake Maverick will SURELY be following her. Maybe Jamie Hayter as well!
BUFF BAGWELL: If I learned anything from Memphis Wrestling, these are the risks you take when you join the wrestling business. You gotta look out for angry tag team partners, steel chair attacks, and speeding cars in the parking lot. If Drake Maverick had been Jerry Lawler, that wouldn’t have happened and do you know why, Renee? Because Jerry Lawler would have saw it coming!
RENEE YOUNG: BE SERIOUS! SOMEONE HAS BEEN HIT BY A CAR! SONNY ONOO IS IN WLCW, BUFF! WHY?! WHO ASKED FOR THIS!?
BUFF BAGWELL: That car was hella sweet, though.
RENEE YOUNG: Yeah.
RENEE YOUNG: It was really cool.
We can tell she’s over it.
RENEE YOUNG: Wait, what, NO! Who was behind the wheel? Who else has Sonny Onoo poisoned the WLCW well with? So many questions, so much violence, and we still have more matches to go.
RENEE YOUNG: THIS IS THE YOUTUBE SHOW! Come on, man!
Post by grandprincess on Jan 25, 2022 4:16:53 GMT
HIKARI NOA VS ZEDA ZHANG
In the wake of the parking lot brawl between Jamie Hayter and Momo Watanabe, a new match gets underway with both participants in the ring. Zeda looks somewhat uncertain about engaging with Hikari Noa; Hikari on the other hand is pacing with pent up energy and looking like a cage predator. When the bell rings she rushes Zeda and immediately starts nailing her with fierce forearms and backs Zeda into the corner. She whips Zeda into the opposite corner and follows up with a shotgun dropkick! As Zeda crumples to the mat, Hikari kicks her in the face and then chokes her on the ropes briefly before the ref intervenes.RENEE YOUNG:
The Deathmatch Princess really aggressive out of the gates here tonight!BUFF BAGWELL:
Now this is more like it! Don't give that other chick room to breath! And after she gets beat down, Buff can comfort her after the show.
Hikari backs away from Zeda and plays to the crowd, who've started up a 'HARD TO KILL' chant again. As Zeda gets up Hikari moves in and hits her with a vertical suplex in order to get her into the center of the ring. She goes for the pin but Zeda gets her shoulder up at 2! Undeterred, Hikari mounts Zeda and hammers her with a series of stiff punches. The crowd pops loudly, but not in reaction to Hikari's attack. ACT Yasukawa has emerged from backstage again and makes her way to ringside. Though she's heading toward Kagetsu, ACT clearly has something else on her mind. While the two conspire, Hikari has gotten Zeda off the mat and absorbs a couple of forearms from her. Hikari whips her to the ropes in response and takes Zeda down with a pump kick! As Zeda writhes in pain, she sees her manager Kagetsu isn't even watching the match. Kagetsu's full attention is on ACT as the two converse. BUFF BAGWELL:
Looks like someone's having a party that the princess isn't invited to.RENEE YOUNG:
Still, Hikari should keep her eyes on her opponent! One moment is all it takes for someone to turn the momentum around.
Hikari sighs as she watches the two veterans chatting, then gets hit with the most devastating move in wrestling - the surprise roll up! Zeda tries to hold Hikari down but only gets two. Hikari's momentum from kicking out gets her back to her feet, and she runs to the nearest corner, hops up to the top rope and hits Zeda with a missile dropkick! Seeing Zeda has just about had it, Hikari kicks her in the side hard for good measure before lifting her up by her hair. With an exuberant shout she hits Zeda with a BLIZZARD SUPLEX! Hikari hooks the leg and goes for the pin - 1-2-3!
HIKARI NOAJUSTIN ROBERTS:
Pinfall - 3:32
Here is your winner, The Deathmatch Princess.. Hikari Noa!
As the bell rings, Hikari smiles and raises her hands up in victory. The smile doesn't last long, though, as she sees Kagetsu just now noticing that the match is over. She and ACT give Hikari a thumbs up and this seems to get to the Deatmatch Princess a bit. Still, Hikari has won and she rolls under the bottom rope to celebrate. She shouts out 'HIKARI IS..' and gets a 'HARD TO KILL!' in response from the fans. With a simultaneously unhinged and happy expression she makes the 'title' motion around her waist. Just then, Ode to Joy hits and Hikari turns to face the stage. So too do Kagetsu and ACT, as Misao comes out with her rose cane in hand and Konami in tow. The two members of Nouvelle Bishikigun applaud Hikari's victory in what seems to be a genuine manner.BUFF BAGWELL:
How 'bout I tell you about the ti-
Renee ignores him and interrupts.RENEE YOUNG:
Business just picked up here! What does the Rose Queen want with the Deathmatch Princess?!
Konami hands Misao a mic, and the camera zooms in to center on the scowling Rose Queen. Misao stares down the ramp at Hikari, then Kagetsu and ACT. Finally her eyes sweep the crowd and settle on Hikari again. A devilish smile crosses her lips.Misao:
Soon. You're almost ready.
She says something in Japanese so Hikari can understand. Then Misao turns on her heels and departs, followed by Konami. Hikari stands on the ramp looking very confused, while Kagetsu comes up to her and lifts her hand in victory. ACT passes them both by, giving Hikari a pat on the shoulder before hurrying to the back. A few beats later, Hikari and Kagetsu follow suit. RENEE YOUNG:
It looks like Nouvelle Bishikigun have their eyes on Hikari Noa! Where is this going to lead?
Post by mrhacksaw on Jan 25, 2022 13:15:41 GMT
Richard King and Baron Black already stand in the ring, ready to go. We catch two of The Wingmen, the beefy JD Drake and the hulking Cezar Bononi, trudging to the ring. Drake hoists a microphone.JD DRAKE:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE THE WINGMEN, AND IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU GIVE US SOME RESPECT!A mixed reaction. More cheers than you’d think, but plenty of boos too.JD DRAKE:
I’ve been all over the world! I’ve been fighting to be here for damn near twenty-years! BUT ALL ANYONE CAN DO IS TALK ABOUT MY ONE OF A KIND AND HYPER-STYLISH DRESS SENSE!Spit goes everywhere with those emphatic words. Bononi slaps his partner in the shoulder, urging him on, as the two titans climb into the ring.BUFF BAGWELL:
It’s true! His fashion is impeccable!RENEE YOUNG:
Uhm…I thought that was Peter Avalon’s thing.BUFF BAGWELL:
Hey…where is Pretty Pete anyway?RENEE YOUNG:
I don’t know, but is that Ryan Nemeth?Ryan Nemeth noticeably hands out flyers at ringside to various 20-something female fans in the audience, not that there are many.JD DRAKE:
Do y’all even know what I’m capable of?! DO ‘YA?JD points aggressively at his two opponents.JD DRAKE:
I CAN DO THINGS MEN A QUARTER MY SIZE, THINGS MEN DOUBLE MY SIZE CAN ONLY DREAM OF! Bononi suddenly yanks out his own microphone…from his tights.CEZAR BONONI:
And I can do things men about my size ARE REASONABLY ABLE TO DO! He yells ‘YEAH!’ emphatically. Drake gets back down to business.JD DRAKE:
Some of us may be funny. Some of us may be ‘entertaining’. Some of us may even be in prison! But it’s time for all these fans, it’s time for you two PUNKS in the ring to finally accept THE POWER OF THE WINGMEN. AND THAT POWER’S IN THE FORM OF JD F***** DRAKE AND CEZAR F***** BONONI!Bononi slaps Drake’s shoulder again. Drake slaps his own shoulders as the two men get to it.
THE WINGMEN (JD DRAKE & CEZAR BONONI) VS RICHARD KING & BARON BLACKRENEE YOUNG:
Well, that was something. Speaking of ‘powerful’, JD’s voice is very powerful!BUFF BAGWELL:
Does somebody have a crush, Renee? That boy is beefy!RENEE YOUNG:
…I think you have the crush, Buff.RYAN NEMETH:
Hey! Renee! Please, take this. You may be interested!Anxious, Ryan Nemeth hands Renee one of the same flyers he’s been giving to the audience.RENEE YOUNG:
Exactly! One of a kind opportunity! And it pays very well! RENEE YOUNG:
I don’t think I’m who you’re looking for, Ryan. I’m a happily married gal!RYAN NEMETH:
Oh! That’s okay. That’s even better, actually.Renee hands the flyer to Buff.BUFF BAGWELL:
HELL YEAH I’M INTERESTED!RYAN NEMETH:
…What the f****.As many fans rip up the flyers Nemeth was handing them, the fragments of paper falling whimsically to the ground, Bononi gets to work on Richard King. He clubs him with a fury of forearms and elbows, before scooping him up effortlessly onto his shoulders, darting to the corner and dropping him across the top corner. King stumbles out, favoring his face. Bononi charges out of the corner and takes King out with an absolutely ferocious shoulder tackle.RENEE YOUNG:
Oh my!RYAN NEMETH:
Oh my is right. …So Renee, we’re open to salary negotiations. I mean, minimally required by the federal government pay negotiations.BUFF BAGWELL:
I’m all-in, Ryan! Where do I sign?RYAN NEMETH:
Like…nowhere.Bononi tags out with authority to JD Drake. JD Drake runs in like a stampede and clotheslines Baron Black off the apron, Black falling haphazardly to the outside mat. Drake turns back to King, running off the ropes and dropping onto him thunderously with a running senton. Drake wastes no time, climbing to the ropes, before leaping off as high as he can and hitting a HUGE, immensely agile moonsault. But he’s not done! He swiftly rolls to his feet like a cat, snatching King up and lifting him into a double-underhook position. Drake ices him with a swinging neckbreaker from that position. On the outside, Bononi has been taking care of Baron Black, as he powerbombs Black against the corner ringpost. Drake pins King’s shoulders to the mat, as a professional does, for the easy three count.
THE WINGMEN (JD DRAKE & CEZAR BONONI)RENEE YOUNG:
Pinfall - 3:38
Wow! What a showcase from JD Drake and Cezar Bononi! I’m impressed!BUFF BAGWELL:
These boys mean business! It’s a different ballgame when it’s not Petey and Nemeth out there!RYAN NEMETH:
I’m right here…BUFF BAGWELL:
Oh, I know Ry. You’re great, and I’m excited about my new opportunity!RYAN NEMETH:
But like, no. …Renee, will you re-consider? My anonymous business partner and fellow hiring manager is willing to sell his body to sweeten the deal.RENEE YOUNG:
GET OUT OF HERE!
Post by mattg on Jan 31, 2022 14:34:58 GMT
MATT CARDONA VS ADAM GRACE
The newly signed Matt Cardona is standing across the ring from his opponent, Adam Grace, with Chelsea Green cheering him on from ringside. Adam Grace approaches Matt Cardona and extends his hand for a pre-match handshake. RENEE YOUNG:
A classy jester from Adam Grace!
Matt Cardona looks at the extended hand bewildered. He shoots a quick, confused glace at Chelsea and shook his head. He looked back at Adam's hand and smacked it away. With a blink of an eye, Matt Cardona delivered a swift kick to the gut of Adam Grace and hit a quick kneeling facebuster to drop his opponent to the mat. BUFF BAGWELL:
Classy doesn't win matches, Renee!
The match hadn't even started yet. Cardona is kneeling next to his opponent, laughing at him. Chelsea is still ringside, banging on the mat cheering him on. She turns around and flips a few of the ringside fans off. The referee finally forces Matt Cardona to move to the other side of the ring while Adam Grace gathers himself. Once he signals that he's ok, the referee begrudgingly calls for the bell. Adam Grace snaps and sprints full out towards Cardona, who executes a perfect drop toe hold, sending Adam Grace face first into the bottom turnbuckle. Cardona backs up to the near corner and points at Adam Grace with both hands, a look a pure rage on his face. As Adam Grace rotates around and faces Cardona while resting against the bottom turnbuckle, Cardona sprints across the ring and delivers a hellacious boot to the face, knocking Adam Grace out cold. Cardona drags him to the middle of the ring and stands on his chest with his right foot. He barks at the referee to count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!BUFF BAGWELL:
And that's that! Cardona wins his first match in WLCW!
MATT CARDONAAs Adam Grace is helped out of the ring by the official and medical personnel, Chelsea Green grabs a mic from the ringside table. She enters the ring, embraces her husband with a huge hug and celebratory kiss, and hands him the mic.MATT CARDONA:
Pinall - 1:35
DUBBAYA ELLL SEEE DUBBAYA UNIVERSE!!!!! The new face of the franchise has arrived!!!!The small crowd erupts in boos, clearly not approving of Matt Cardona and Chelsea Green's appearance.MATT CARDONA:
Ungrateful.. Un-freaking-GRATEFUL! You may not realize this yet you MARKS.. but this place has the opportunity to do something special.. and I'm the key to that success! You see.. I'm a former WWE superstar! I know what it takes to elevate an organization! I did it in WWE... I did it in GCW... and I'm sure as hell going to do it here in WLCW! The boos continue to pour down. Chelsea leans up against the ropes and is screaming at the fans, giving them the bird.MATT CARDONA:
Show us some damn respect! You may not like the decision ol' Mick made by bringing us in now, but soon enough you'll realize that I'm the hero you don't deserve!Matt Cardona drops the mic and displays an evil smirk on his face. The camera fades out with a close up of the intensity in Matt Cardona's eyes.