Post by wasabi on Jan 21, 2022 19:06:30 GMT
Happy Corbin and Madcap Moss landed in Salt Lake Utah in Corbin’s Private Jet. Corbin laughed and brushed off his suit as the two walked down the stairs, Corbin leading Moss.
Happy Corbin: Look at this, Utah for this Storm, former home of the Olympics. And they are already laying out the red carpet for the real stars of WLCW! That being me and my best bud in the whole world Madcap Moss right here. A title contender battle royal? Don’t even bother setting up the match because the moment that we enter the ring. Everyone else is going to be running for the hills and begging for another title to be implemented so that they don’t have to face us.
Madcap pats Corbin on the shoulder and smiles.
Madcap Moss: Look at all of those WLCWhiners, look I ain’t even gonna use my best material on them. Had I known that we would’ve been top rate from the very beginning in this second rate company. I think you would’ve been better off starting off one yourself, Corbin. I mean, Booker T, Kevin Nash? What is this the retirement home or a place for the best wrestlers to actually shine!
Happy Corbin: I know I know. It’s kinda… Sad. But hey at least the crowd keeps their spirits up with the faintest chants of factions that are dead. That will help them out as they’re wheeled out to the back for a broken hip.
The two begin their hyena-like cackling.
Madcap Moss: What are you saying, they got a shot at the title.
Happy Corbin: Oh god, no. If I was Mick Foley and one of those old folks got their hands at my title I would declare wrestling as dead right then and there! So let’s make people happy and save wrestling!
Happy Corbin: Look at this, Utah for this Storm, former home of the Olympics. And they are already laying out the red carpet for the real stars of WLCW! That being me and my best bud in the whole world Madcap Moss right here. A title contender battle royal? Don’t even bother setting up the match because the moment that we enter the ring. Everyone else is going to be running for the hills and begging for another title to be implemented so that they don’t have to face us.
Madcap pats Corbin on the shoulder and smiles.
Madcap Moss: Look at all of those WLCWhiners, look I ain’t even gonna use my best material on them. Had I known that we would’ve been top rate from the very beginning in this second rate company. I think you would’ve been better off starting off one yourself, Corbin. I mean, Booker T, Kevin Nash? What is this the retirement home or a place for the best wrestlers to actually shine!
Happy Corbin: I know I know. It’s kinda… Sad. But hey at least the crowd keeps their spirits up with the faintest chants of factions that are dead. That will help them out as they’re wheeled out to the back for a broken hip.
The two begin their hyena-like cackling.
Madcap Moss: What are you saying, they got a shot at the title.
Happy Corbin: Oh god, no. If I was Mick Foley and one of those old folks got their hands at my title I would declare wrestling as dead right then and there! So let’s make people happy and save wrestling!