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Post by Craig on Jan 13, 2022 2:09:40 GMT
RENEE YOUNG: Welcome everyone to the inaugural episode of WLCW Eruption right here on YouTube! I’m your host Renee Young and joining me is none other than Marcus Alexander Bagwell, better known as - - She’s interrupted by her broadcast partner.BUFF BAGWELL: I’m Buff and I’m the stuff! We are here tonight and excited to bring you this inaugural episode of Eruption! RENEE YOUNG: Ugh…Marcus, that’s what I said! BUFF BAGWELL: Let’s get something out of the way early here, Renee. My name is Buff and I go by Buff and you can call me Buff. So, leave that Marcus stuff at the door! RENEE YOUNG: Well, regardless of what you want to be called, we’ve got an action packed episode for you tonight. We are coming off the heels of the debut episode of Vengeance and we have a new X Division Champion! BUFF BAGWELL: I can’t believe Strowman is the champ! I just saw him at catering that night and thought he was there to cook for us. Next thing I know, he’s a champion! RENEE YOUNG: We also saw exciting matches between Lance Storm and Brock Lesnar. Not to mention tag team action in the men’s and women’s division! BUFF BAGWELL: That main event and fallout was insanity! I wouldn’t mess with Jamie Hayter if my life depended on it! That girl can fight! RENEE YOUNG: Not to mention we have Storm coming up next Saturday with Queen of the Mountain qualifying matches and a Title Contender Battle Royale to determine who will face each other for the WLCW World Championship! BUFF BAGWELL: Renee, don’t be surprised if you see Buff Bagwell win that battle royale next week! RENEE YOUNG: That would indeed surprise me. BUFF BAGWELL: Yeah, maybe I’ll just stick to commentary…for now! RENEE YOUNG: Let’s get down to the ring for our first contest of the night!
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Post by josh on Jan 13, 2022 15:10:33 GMT
MOMO WATANABE VS TOOTIE LYNN
SINGLES MATCH As we hit the ring for the first match of the evening, Momo Watanabe sits on the bottom turnbuckle, staring across the ring at an excited Tootie Lynn. The crowd sits in hushed silence, having witnessed how violent The Black Peach is willing to get in order to win a match or just inflict pain on her opponents. The referee calls for the bell and Momo casually rises out of the corner, meeting Tootie Lynn in the center of the ring. Tootie offers her hand and Momo kicks it away, drawing boos from the fans. RENEE YOUNG: Oh, that's not nice! I really don't think I like the attitude on this Momo Watanabe. Her behavior during the main event on Vengeance was really uncalled for. It's the first episode, would it kill you to fight with a little honor? BUFF BAGWELL: Look, Renee, you're not a professionally trained super athlete like myself so I wouldn't expect you to understand... but this isn't the friends business. This is the wrestling business. Meemaw's only responsibility is to win and line her pockets with Mick Foley's Benjamins! Fired up by the disrespect shown to her, Tootie responds with a stiff forearm strike to Momo's chest, only for Momo to no-sell it, smirk, and fire off with a kick to the thigh, which pops so loudly that it reverberates through the arena! The fans groan with sympathy. Tootie's knees nearly buckle before Momo cracks her with another, sending her down to her knees. Momo hits the ropes and CRUSHES Tootie Lynn with a RUNNING SOMATO! Momo quickly covers for the ONE! TWO! TH-- NO! Momo grabs a fistful of hair and pulls Tootie up at TWO! She's not finished! RENEE YOUNG: Come on, Momo! That's not right! BUFF BAGWELL: In the business, this is what we call "sending a message" to the locker room. She's punishing Tootie Lynn! She's saying, "hey, ladies, this is you! You're next!" just like my pal, Bill Goldberg, except in a quieter, more feminine tone. Also in Japanese. Bill doesn't speak Japanese. Momo drags Tootie up to her feet with two handfuls of hair... and Tootie fires up, swatting Momo's hands away and peppering her with forearms! She backs Momo against the ropes, shrieking with every blow before shooting Momo off. Momo rebounds and Tootie hauls off with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK but Momo ducks it, executes a go-behind, and PLANTS Tootie with a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT ON HER HEAD! Momo sits up and taps herself on the temple, showing everyone how smart she is. She rolls back to her feet and Tootie Lynn sluggishly gets up to one knee. Momo immediately buzzsaw kicks her right in the head before catching her wrist, forcing her to maintain her kneeling position, and then DRILLING HER with a knee straight to the face! Momo looms over Tootie, smiling as Tootie awkwardly paws at Momo's kneepad, visibly knocked stupid. BUFF BAGWELL: I'm not gonna lie to you, Renee, this is getting a little uncomfortable to watch. RENEE YOUNG: Oh, picking apart a helpless opponent after bludgeoning them with brutal strikes doesn't have a condescending mansplanation to justify why it's happening? BUFF BAGWELL: Don't be that way, Renee. The Buff Daddy respects all the babes. You may not know this, but my mom was a woman. Momo drags Tootie back to her feet. Tootie grabs a handful of Momo's hair but Momo quickly headbutts her to disorient her and then hoists her up, trapping her legs and then spiking her head first with the BASTARD DRIVER! Tootie goes limp and Momo quickly positions herself with her knee on Tootie's chest. One! Two! Three! WINNER: MOMO WATANABE
Pinfall - 3:02 As soon as the pin is registered, Momo shifts ever so slightly so that her knee falls onto Tootie's throat, choking her! The referee begins the five count, threatening to disqualify Momo if she doesn't release the hold! As the referee reaches five, Momo quickly lets up and falls back, rolling out of the ring and walking to the back with a demeanor that says she doesn't even care about what just occurred in the ring. The referee checks on Tootie Lynn, helping her into a seated position.RENEE YOUNG: Deplorable behavior from Momo Watanabe. She should be ashamed of herself. BUFF BAGWELL: Ashamed? Please. Not only did she win the match, but she's qualified for the Queen of the Mountain Match for the women's championship at WLCW Ascension, live on pay-per-view! Look how mean she is in a standard setting, Renee. Now, imagine that with ladders involved! RENEE YOUNG: Well, we already know Julia Hart has qualified for the match, and that three more women will qualify on Storm coming up... maybe one of them can teach Momo a lesson. She sounds annoyed.RENEE YOUNG: Anyway, we've got plenty more action here on WLCW ERUPTION! Let's see what's next! |
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Post by Scott on Jan 13, 2022 15:18:32 GMT
CODY RHODES VS CRAVEN KNYTE
SINGLES MATCH After an extravagant entrance from "The American Nightmare," complete with an excessive amount of fireworks, the bell sounds and our next match is underway. Cody shakes hands with a skeptical Craven Knyte and then steps up on the middle rope, posing to the fans, drawing a mixed reaction in the process. RENEE YOUNG: That Cody Rhodes sure has a knack for the dramatics. BUFF BAGWELL: Personally, Renee, I love fireworks. Cody then springs off the middle rope, CODY CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE! BUFF BAGWELL: Dear Lord Jesus! Cody quickly gets to his feet, dragging Knyte with him. CROSS RHODES! He covers - one, two, three! WINNER: CODY RHODES
Pinfall - 00:32 As "Kingdom" hits, Cody struggles to his feet, seemingly exhausted after his effortless win. His arm is raised in victory and he turns, looking down at the fallen Craven Knyte. Cody lifts Knyte's lifeless body off the mat, stabilizing him with his left hand. Cody shakes Knyte's hand and raises his arm in the air, shouting "THIS MAN PUT UP A HELL OF A FIGHT!" The fans have no idea how to respond to this patronizing show of respect.RENEE YOUNG: I'm so confused. Is Cody Rhodes mocking this guy or honestly honored to have shared the ring with him? BUFF BAGWELL: Craven Knyte looks like the guy from Weekend at Bernie's being held up like that. RENEE YOUNG: You mean Bernie, the title character? BUFF BAGWELL: I'm not so sure, but what a win for Cody Rhodes in his WLCW debut! Cody drops Knyte's hand and removes his left arm from around his waist, causing Knyte to slump to the mat like a sack of potatoes. Cody blows a kiss to the fans and hits all four corner turnbuckles, raising his arms in the air as Brandi rolls into the ring, wiping crocodile tears from her eyes, so proud of her husband's heroic victory. |
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Post by Anthony on Jan 13, 2022 16:34:24 GMT
Renee Michelle comes out to the ring for her match with her husband, Drake Maverick at her side. The pint-sized Brit is thoroughly playing his role of male cheerleader dressed in a track suit with a sweatband on while animatedly fist pumping and giving determined, encouraging enthusiasm. For her part, Renee is... pretty much ignoring her husband, but is full of the wide smiles and hand waves to the crowd that’s expected of a bright babyface… though the crowd really doesn’t react much. RENEE YOUNG: Renee Michelle is making her debut in WLCW tonight on Eruption. With her husband, Drake Maverick in tow! Hopefully Renee has better luck than her husband’s client did on Vengeance. BUFF BAGWELL: He better hope so because like the sayin’ goes “If Momma ain’t happay, nobody’s happay!” Buff pauses for a second, looking emotional and choked up.BUFF BAGWELL: Rest in peace, Momma… RENEE YOUNG: Right… uh… moving right along, let’s see who she’ll be facing! As Drake’s in the ring with his lovely bride, doing his motivational coach bit, his face suddenly turns pale white in aghast horror as “Indignation” blasts… RENEE YOUNG: OH MY! Things might have just turned sour for Drake! BUFF BAGWELL: That’s putting it lightly! The boy just rolled snake eyes at the table! RENEE MICHELLE VS JAMIE HAYTER
SINGLES MATCH Jamie struts down to the ring with her usual powerwalk, not bothering to strike her usual “arms out, coat flung back” pose. That is until she gets in the ring and flippantly does it in front of Renee with a devilish smirk. RENEE YOUNG: Drake is looking at his client with begging, pleading eyes, but I don’t think Jamie’s in a merciful mood. BUFF BAGWELL: She looks ready to knock -both- their heads off! 2 on 1 action! Wait. That actually wouldn’t be too bad depending on who’s the top and-- RENEE YOUNG: --and Drake is currently fidgeting between the two ladies! It’s clear his loyalties are torn! BUFF BAGWELL: In these situations, my buddy Scott Steiner used to say always pick the one with the most meat! Now with my analysis here… Renee’s definitely packing more up top… but Jamie’s got that badonk… and… where’s Booker T and Kevin Nash at?! I need expert opinions here! As Buff continues to ramble on, Renee Young just sighs while Renee Michelle (keeping up?) decides to post up and get in the larger woman’s face. Jamie raises an eyebrow and looks at Drake like “handle your woman” before *SMACK*. A sharp slap from Renee Michelle makes Jamie’s head turn to the side from the force. RENEE YOUNG: A bold statement from Renee Michelle! I hope she doesn’t come to regret it! BUFF BAGWELL: I think Drake’s regretting not having an extra set of underwear considering that large stain on his crotch and running down his leg! Jamie wriggles her jaw and just nods, walking to the corner as she takes off her coat. Drake flails up, begging and pleading the case for his wife. Hayter calmly turns, lifts Drake up and sits him on the top rope, pointing a finger and saying “Stay there.” Turning around, she nods to the referee… RENEE YOUNG: Looks like the match is-- Jamie doesn’t even wait for the bell to be rung before she’s floored Renee Michelle with a hard shoulder tackle immediately followed by a falling elbow driven into the woman’s gut. BUFF BAGWELL: Oh she is pissed! Drake is forced to watch as his wife is essentially slung around like a ragdoll with a series of crisp suplexes. The man begs and pleads for his client to show mercy but she’s not having any of it... RENEE YOUNG: What a vicious running knee from Jamie! She’s relentless tonight! BUFF BAGWELL: She’s definitely showing Renee who’s her Daddy! RENEE YOUNG: Excuse me?! BUFF BAGWELL: Not -you- Renee. The -other- Renee. Drake’s Renee! Jamie meanwhile lines up… CURB STOMP! She goes for the pin… 1… 2… RENEE YOUNG: Wow! Jamie broke the pin herself! BUFF BAGWELL: I don’t like that look in her eyes. That reminds me of that look Vin Mac gave me before he fired me after the greatest Raw match in history! Jamie stares right at Drake mouthing “This is your fault.” Hooking Renee Michelle (still keeping up?) as Renee Young is commentating… RENEE YOUNG: Vicious Falcon Arrow Backbreaker and she STILL won’t take the pin! BUFF BAGWELL: I bet Drake’s Renee regrets slapping her face! See? I made clear which Renee this time! RENEE YOUNG: Hooray for you. Getting into position with a predatory gaze, Hayter lines up and nearly takes Renee Michelle’s head off with a body flipping LARIAT! 1… 2… 3! WINNER: JAMIE HAYTER
Pinfall – 3:42 Drake rushes to check on his fallen wife, looking devastated and in tears. Jamie stands over both after her hand is raised by the ref. Taking an akimbo pose, she looks at Drake expectantly. The man’s bottom lip quivers as he looks ready to burst into tears. Rolling her eyes, Jamie does a hair flip as she turns around and exits the ring to the adulation of the crowd.
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Post by grandprincess on Jan 13, 2022 18:14:18 GMT
HIKARI NOA VS HEIDI HOWITZER
SINGLES MATCH As the action continues, the intimidating Heidi Howitzer stands in her corner looking ready to murder someone. While Heidi gets herself ready for the match, the opening chords of 'ROCK BOTTOM' hit and a loud ovation erupts from the crowd. On the video screen we see a stylized skull and crossbones and the words HARD TO KILL in scratch mark like lettering. Hikari Noa emerges through the curtains wearing her brand new t-shirt under her usual hooded vest. As she stalks her way down the entrance ramp, chants start emerging through the cheers - HARD TO KILL! HARD TO KILL! HARD TO KILL! As Hikari gets to the ring steps she stops and listens in surprise to the chants. A feral smile plays out over Hikari's lips - just before Heidi slides out under the bottom rope and attacks Hikari with a furious combo of clubbing blows. RENEE YOUNG: Oh come on! Hikari didn't even get into the ring! This is uncalled for! BUFF BAGWELL: Now the kind of muscle that this Heidi chick has? That's the kind of muscle you look for in a star. She's gonna break that twig in half! Like my buddy Kevin Nash used to say.. While Buff rambles on, Heidi lifts Hikari up onto her shoulder. With a sadistic gleam in her eyes, she drops Hikari face first onto the ring steps! The fans shout 'OOOOOOH!' on the impact, and Heidi rips off Hikari's hooded vest. She then climbs back into the ring to gloat. As the bell has rung, the ref begins to count Hikari out. She lays on the floor up to the count of 6, while the HARD TO KILL! chants echo through the arena. Suddenly Hikari sits up, face first showing pain and then... a wicked smile of her own. As if she's enjoying herself. Hikari rolls under the bottom rope at 9 and then leers at Heidi with clear bloodlust in her eyes. BUFF BAGWELL: ... and that's when Super Giant Ninja.. wait, what is wrong with this chick? RENEE YOUNG: I think Heidi Howitzer just woke up the Deathmatch Princess! Heidi winds up a knockout punch, but Hikari ducks and then unleashes a flurry of punches onto Hedi. She staggers Heidi with a superkick, then runs the ropes and takes Heidi down with a pump kick! Hikari is fired up and plays to the crowd, drawing cheers from the fans who are solidly in her corner. Hikari tries for a rolling death cradle, but gets slugged right in the mouth by Hedi. Hikari staggers back and then gets whipped into the ropes and nearly has her head taken off by a lariat! Hedi kicks at Hikari, mocking her as she prepares for a big move to end it. When she scoops Hikari up, though, the Deathmatch Princess headbutts her! Heidi drops Hikari, who runs back and then sends Hedi flying into the turnbuckles with a shotgun dropkick! As Heidi staggers out of the corner, Hikari nails her with triple chained dropkicks! With a shout of maniacal glee she pulls Heidi up and hits the BLIZZARD SUPLEX! But she doesn't go for the pin, instead looking around the arena in wide eyed madness. RENEE YOUNG: Blizzard Suplex! Heidi Howitzer is out, but Hikari doesn't look like she's finished. BUFF BAGWELL: I'm pretty sure she's not all there! She's got a screw loose, lost her marbles! Now I like crazy chicks sometimes but this is just.. RENEE YOUNG: We get it. Hikari stands up and throws her arms out to either side. Hikari: "OWARIIIII!" She climbs up to the top rope as the cheers intensify. Hikari drinks in the fans' adoration, then launches herself off the top rope into a 450 splash ala Kagetsu! BUFF BAGWELL: Great, she's also a flippy crazy chick. RENEE YOUNG: An incredible move by Hikari Noa, she's got this won! Hikari covers Heidi and the WLCW fans in attendance count enthusiastically with the ref. 1. 2.. 3!! WINNER: HIKARI NOA
Pinfall - 4:03 JOSH MATHEWS: Here is your winner, the Deathmatch Princess, Hikari Noa! RENEE YOUNG: Just like that, Hikari Noa earns her first win outside of Japan! BUFF BAGWELL: So she won tonight, big deal. If she were in a match with her mom on a forklift I think the result wouldn't be as clean cut. Hikari gets to her feet and smiles happily as ROCK BOTTOM plays and the fans cheer her victory. After a long moment she motions for a mic - which takes a few long moments to arrange. With the HARD TO KILL! HARD TO KILL! chants ringing out again, she laughs and drinks it in some more. Once it dies down a bit she attempts to speak in English to the WLCW fans. Hikari: Hello YouTube! The crowd roars in approval of the simple greeting. Hikari pauses for a moment and then gets an idea. Hikari: Hikari is... In response the fans shout HARD TO KILL!, then roar in approval again. Hikari drops the mic, smiles to the crowd and waves enthusiastically as she leaves the ring. |
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Post by grandprincess on Jan 13, 2022 18:15:59 GMT
Misao VS Sahara Seven & Notorious Mimi
HANDICAP MATCH As we join the next match, the team of Sahara Seven & Notorious Mimi discuss who will be the first to tangle with the Rose Queen. Misao has just finished her entrance and watches her opponents dispassionately from the opposite corner. Konami gracefully removes her liege's cape and takes the rose tipped cane as well. Misao removes her mask and hands it to Konami, who smiles evilly, nods to Misao and then leaves the ring. Having decided that it will be Mimi starting the match, the opponents are ready to go. Mimi goes to the center of the ring and offers her hand; Misao scoffs at the gesture and turns her back. Thus insulted Mimi charges Misao and clotheslines her from behind! The bell rings in earnest as the match gets underway. BUFF BAGWELL: That's not a smart thing to do! You turn your back, you get your but booted out just as fast as- As he rambles more, Renee calls the action. RENEE YOUNG: Mimi knows that if she doesn't get the jump on Misao, the Rose Queen is going to overwhelm her. Mimi lays in with mudhole stomps, then pulls Misao up and tries to whip her to the opposite corner. However, Misao reverses the move and follows up with a running knee strike in the corner! Mimi staggers and Misao seizes her by the hair, a cold look on the Rose Queen's face. Misao yanks Mimi's head down and hits her with a vicious DDT! She's not done yet as she kneels on top of Mimi and rains down punch after punch that hit very, very hard. Sahara starts stepping through the middle rope to help her partner, but Konami has seized her ankle to prevent the intervention! A cruel grin plays out over the Queen's lips as she rips Mimi off the mat and hurls her into the corner with a reverse powerbomb! The crowd groans in sympathy as Mimi buckles from the impact right before being nailed by a corner clothesline by Misao! Instead of inflicting more punishment on Mimi, Misao steps back and gestures to Sahara. RENEE YOUNG: Misao inviting Sahara to join her in the ring - I don't know if that's wise. BUFF BAGWELL: C'mon, if Sahara were standing outside my door, you'd better believe that Buff would show her his stuff. Sahara enters the match and tries to lay Misao out with a leaping clothesline. Misao counters with a knee right to Sahara's face, laying her out instead. Sahara struggles to her feet and lands some forearm strikes to Misao's face but the Rose Queen doesn't budge. Sahara runs to the ropes for momentum and gets her head taken off by a lariat from Misao! The Rose Queen paces around Sahara, stalking the prone woman like a viper. She drops a knee onto Sahara's windpipe, then rolls her over to cinch in the ROSE LOCK! Sahara screams in agony and Mimi rushes in to help her partner by stomping Misao until the Rose Queen releases the hold. While the ref checks on Sahara, Mimi gets a few punches in that force Misao into a corner. Little does she know that Konami is right there, handing a small bouquet of roses to Misao. Mimi knees Misao in the gut, then tries to get the crowd fired up. As she turns around to attack Misao again, the Rose Queen strikes first by nailing Mimi with the BOUQUET OF ROSES! Mimi crashes to the mat and Misao savors the moment. RENEE YOUNG: Oh come on! What a dirty move by Misao! BUFF BAGWELL: You know, the Buff Daddy knows a lot of dirty moves if you come to his place. Pulling Mimi up by her hair, Misao snarls and slaps Mimi across the face with such force that it echoes through the building. Deciding that this is enough playtime, Misao hits Mimi with DIES IRAE! Rather than cover Mimi, she looks over to Sahara, still on the mat in pain from the Rose Lock. With a wicked smirk, Misao builds momentum by rebounding from the ropes and then introduces Sahara's face to the mat with SHATTERED VISAGE! Then she grabs Mimi again, lifts her off the mat and hooks her arms. With a loud shout through the effort, Misao lifts Mimi up and puts her away with the VANITAS! Misao rolls Mimi on top of Sahara and plants a foot on the pile of conquered opponents. 1. 2.. 3!!! WINNER: MISAO
Pinfall - 5:03 JOSH MATHEWS: Here is your winner, The Rose Queen, Misao! RENEE YOUNG: A dominant, if underhanded, win for Misao here on WLCW Eruption! BUFF BAGWELL: You think she has parties at that mansion of hers? I bet they're not as good as the crazy stuff that goes down at Casa de Buff. Misao kicks her two defeated opponents until they're out of the ring. Konami steps into the ring and hands the rose tipped cane to the Rose Queen, who grips it close. As Ode to Joy rings throughout the arena, she makes her way to the back with a determined expression upon her regal face. Konami, as always, follows her liege with a sinister smile on her face. |
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Post by josh on Jan 13, 2022 21:49:51 GMT
Before the next match gets underway, the lights dim and fire launches out of projectile cannons on the stage as Booker T makes his entrance. The fans are losing their minds, jumping up and down as Booker T makes his way down the ramp, high fiving everyone and pointing out into the distance at nothing in particular.RENEE YOUNG: Wow! Booker T is here! This is quite unexpected! BUFF BAGWELL: Business is about to pick up, as they say! You know, me and this guy go way back! We had some classics back in the day. RENEE YOUNG: Oh, did you? BUFF BAGWELL: Hell yeah, we-- RENEE YOUNG: It wasn't a real question. I don't care. Finally, he makes his way around the ringside area and sits down between Renee Young and Buff Bagwell, picking up a headset and putting it on!RENEE YOUNG: Booker T! Welcome to the booth, man! BOOKER T: It's good t' be here, Renee Young! Buff, what the hell is yo' ass doin' here!? I know Mick Foley ain' payin' yo' broke ass t' call matches on the internets, SON! Ya'll gotta be kiddin' me! BUFF BAGWELL: Congratulations on earning a spot in the battle royal on Storm, brother. Is that one of the awards they give out now for hosting a podcast that no one listens to? BOOKER T: Renee, did he just say that? TELL ME... HE DID NOT-- RENEE YOUNG: Um, ahem-- we have a match in the ring to get to, guys! So, let's all be professionals and call it like adults, okay? ROK-C & KIMBER LEE VS
MIRANDA GORDY & ANGELICA RISK
TAG MATCH Rok-C and Kimber Lee stand in one corner, going over their strategy for the match. On the other side of the ring, Miranda Gordy looks ready for action, but Angelia Risk is outside the ring twerking on Gus De La Vega for some reason. A couple fans in the front row are throwing dollar bills at her for the show. Back in the ring, Rok-C goes to the apron so that Kimber Lee can start the match with Gordy. The bell is sounded and Kimber meets Gordy in the middle of the ring. They respectfully shake hands then begin circling one another. RENEE YOUNG: There's a lot of potential in this match, gentlemen. Kimber Lee is one of the best female competitors in the sport today and Miranda Gordy is the daughter of Terry Gordy! She's a wrestling superstar bred for greatness! BOOKER T: Aw naw! Hell naw! Don't ya'll go sleepin' on my Rok-C, alright?! Cause let me tell ya'll somethin'! I'm a speak on somethin' right now, ya' heard?! Rok-C is da' best student that eva' come up out my school, okay!? Alright! Ya'll best get used t' seein' her face 'round here 'cause Rok-C?! SHE'S THE PROTAGONIST OF WLCW, YA' HEARD THAT!? The camera quickly switches outside where we see Angelica Risk continuing to twerk for dollars on the floor as Gus De La Vega watches on, nodding with approval. BUFF BAGWELL: That's all well and good, but I really like what I'm seeing from Angelica Risk out here. With her range of flexibility and the consistency of that bounce-- RENEE YOUNG: Buff, please-- BOOKER T: LET THE MAN SPEAK, RENEE! Gordy and Kimber Lee go in for a lock-up but Kimber immediately ducks underneath and executes a go-behind! Miranda tries to maneuver out of it but Kimber maintains her grip and deadlifts Gordy over into a GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans are in awe of Kimber's strength as she rolls back to her feet! Miranda Gordy slowly gets up to one knee and Kimber charges at her, going for a clothesline! Miranda ducks it and Kimber rebounds off the ropes! Gordy goes for a clothesline of her own but Kimber catches Gordy's wrist, flies into a crucifix position, and plants Gordy with a CRUCIFIX BOMB! With no fanfare, Kimber stomps over and tags in Rok-C! BOOKER T: AW HELL YEAH! HERE COME THE PAIN, DAWG! BUFF BAGWELL: Miranda Gordy is gonna have to put in some work here. Her partner is outclassing her in every way at ringside. Angelica Risk can't do EVERYTHING, am I right?! RENEE YOUNG: She hasn't even tagged in! Rok-C immediately pulls Miranda Gordy off the mat. Gordy nails Rok-C with a big forearm, staggering her. Rok-C stumbles back into the ropes and Gordy charges at her. Rok-C ducks a clothesline and catches Gordy on the turnaround with a SUPER KICK TO THE KNEE! Gordy falls to one knee and Rok-C hits the ropes... BASEMENT DROPKICK! Gordy goes down and rolls out of the ring. There's a commotion at ringside as Gordy shoves Gus De La Vega down and grabs Angelica Risk by the hair, throwing her into the ring and shouting "DO SOMETHING!" at her! Flustered, Angelica Risk turns around and is immediately hit with a boot to the stomach, followed by CODE ROK! Angelica lands all on her head and neck and rolls to the corner! Rok-C motions for Miranda Gordy, the legal woman, to get back in the ring! Gordy looks pissed and rolls back inside! RENEE YOUNG: You have to feel for Miranda Gordy. She entered the match with a lame duck partner, has a random Eruption talent at ringside acting as a simp for Angelica Risk, and now she's in a two on one situation after Angelica has been fully neutralized! BOOKER T: THAT CHICKEN HEAD'S NECK MIGHT BE BROKE! BUFF BAGWELL: I should see if she needs mouth to mouth! I'm a certified EMT! RENEE YOUNG: No, you are most definitely not. Gordy and Rok-C stand off in the middle of the ring. They lock-up and Gordy immediately takes over with a knee lift and hoists Rok-C up for a vertical suplex! She plants her with it and Rok-C immediately scrambles for her corner, tagging in Kimber Lee! Miranda charges over, knocking Rok-C through the ropes to the apron and proceeding to pummel Kimber with clubbing blows! Kimber fights back, firing off forearm after forearm before drilling Gordy in the side of the head with a big roundhouse kick! Gus De La Vega gets on the apron to check on Angelica Risk and Gordy staggers back into him, knocking him off the apron! Gordy looks shocked and turns around just in time to see Kimber charging at her! Gordy goes for a clothesline but Kimber ducks it and grabs her around the waist! Rok-C comes out of nowhere and nails Gordy with a SHOTGUN DROPKICK INTO A BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX FROM KIMBER LEE! The referee counts! ONE! TWO! THREE! WINNER: KIMBER LEE & ROK-C
Pinfall - 5:28 RENEE YOUNG: The night is over for Miranda Gordy, perhaps mercifully. BOOKER T: It's a big win f' ROK-C on WLCW ERUPTION, just like I knew it would be! I AIN' BE HAVIN' NO DOUBTS 'BOUT THE STAR PUPIL! THE PROTAGONIST! THE MAIN CHARACTA'! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT!? BUFF BAGWELL: I can certainly di-- BOOKER T: --SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'! Kimber Lee and Rok-C are celebrating, raising each other's arms and even stopping to perform... THE DOUBLE CURTSY! The fans are cheering loudly until Gus De La Vega climbs into the ring, shouting at them for hurting Angelica Risk. Both women look confused, wondering as everyone else is, why this guy was even at ringside. There's a rustling sound at the announce desk.RENEE YOUNG: Booker, what are you-- BOOKER T: HOL' ON! I SAY HOL' ON, DILLIE, DA' BOOKA' MAN HAS GOT SOME BIDNESS T' TAKE CARE OF! Booker T quickly discards the headset and walks to the ring to a giant pop! He rolls into the ring and removes his dress shirt as Kimber Lee and Rok-C part. Knowing the gig, Gus charges at Booker T, throwing a big running clothesline! Rather than duck it with style, Booker T simply kicks Gus in the face as hard as he can, turning him inside out! The fans "OHH!" loudly and Booker T snatches him up off the mat before planting him right in the center with the BOOK END! The impact sends Booker T up to one knee where he stares down at his open palm! He shakes his head wildly and then it happens!RENEE YOUNG: HE'S GONNA DO IT! BUFF BAGWELL: SPIN-A-FREAKIN'-ROONIE! It's stiff and awkward because he's nowhere near as spry as he once was, but he nails it, rises to his feet and picks up Gus De La Vega and flings him over the top rope to the floor! The fans pop huge as Booker T goes corner to corner while Kimber and Rok-C both look like they're wondering when this stopped being their showcase.RENEE YOUNG: Was that a preview of what we're going to see on Storm!? Is Booker T going to eliminate the other competitors in that match like he just did to Gus Van... Gus Del-- ahem, that guy he just threw out of the ring?! BUFF BAGWELL: The Booker Man and myself don't always see eye to eye, especially after our classic match in the main event of Raw... man, I remember it like it was yesterday... July 2nd, 2001... say what you will, Renee, but if that match took place in the Tokyo Dome... five stars. RENEE YOUNG: Oh, brother. BUFF BAGWELL: Anyway, yeah, he's definitely one of many that's got a shot! RENEE YOUNG: Okay, well, we've still got more action to come!
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Post by mrhacksaw on Jan 13, 2022 23:18:56 GMT
SONYA DEVILLE VS VALENTINA ROSSI
SINGLES MATCH ”The Mafiosa” Valentina Rossi stretches in the ring.
An unassuming middle-aged man of average stature emerges through the curtain without any entrance music, holding a microphone. His hooded sweatshirt reads “American Top Team”. Valentina Rossi appears agitated.DAN LAMBERT: WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! RENEE YOUNG: Uh..no. Please no. BUFF BAGWELL: Dan Lambert?! Somebody hired Dan Lambert?! DAN LAMBERT: Do you realize what I’ve had to go through tonight? I’ve had to go through so much self-masturbatory SHIT on this DOGSHIT EXCUSE of a wrestling program that I feel like I got JERKED OFF back there! RENEE YOUNG: Just keep bein’ pleasant, Dan. Remaining at the top of the ramp, he yammers on.DAN LAMBERT: But that’s what the professional wrestling business has become, hasn’t it? It’s just a bunch of guys and GALS jerking each other off. Friends helping friends. Scratching each other’s backs until the skin completely comes off. BUT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. WITHOUT ANY SKIN ON THEIR BACKS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO STAB NEXT? Universal boos from the crowd.BUFF BAGWELL: I mean…he does make you think, doesn’t he? RENEE YOUNG: How does he have time to think though? All he does is yell about nothing. DAN LAMBERT: What even IS this WLCW crap anyway? Is this supposed to be a revolution? I thought that’s what TONY CONMAN was shooting for? …But you know something? Maybe it wasn’t all TONY CONMAN’S fault. Because I still see the same dumb dirtbags here that I saw there. I still see the same dumb fans, in the same dumb arenas, who BOO ME because they think I OPPOSE pro wrestling. BUT I LOVE PRO WRESTLING. THE PROBLEM IS, PRO WRESTLING DOESN’T LOVE ME BACK. AND ISN’T THAT THE STORY OF US ALL… He points threateningly at Valentina Rossi.DAN LAMBERT: …But hey. What’s the deal with you, anyway? You’re a ‘mafiosa’? What the fuck even is this? The mafia doesn’t even EXIST anymore! THESE ARE THE BEST GIMMICKS THIS SUPPOSEDLY TOP-TIER COMPANY HAS FOR ITS TALENT? A MAFI-FUCKING-OSA? RENEE YOUNG: Can I just ask…what is Dan Lambert’s ‘gimmick’? BUFF BAGWELL: Some have called him a walking facebook profile. Lambert shrugs.DAN LAMBERT: Maybe the next girl who gets it will do a better job than you do. Because I know someone that’s going to whack YOU. A raven-haired woman dressed to the nines in a finely-tailored suit comes out of nowhere from behind Valentina Rossi, pulverizing her with vicious shoot right fists. Unmistakably Sonya Deville, ‘The Pridefighter’ stands Rossi up, delivering stiff kick after stiff kick to the gut, to the chest, to the head, anywhere she can hit. The referee reluctantly calls for the bell. Before long though, the bell has to ring again, as Deville applies a vicious Kimura Lock. ‘The Mafiosa’ taps out immediately. ‘Pride Fighter’ feat. The Baby Don pipes up in the arena.
The venerable Dan Lambert slides into the ring, a cunning smile on his face. He hoists Deville’s hand in the air.
Fired up, she rips off her suit jacket, revealing a sleeveless dress shirt. On her arms and shoulders, there are noticeable scars. Who knows the trauma she’s endured in her time away.WINNER: SONYA DEVILLE
Submission- 0:34 BUFF BAGWELL: So uh…I don’t think any women are gonna wanna mess with Sonya Deville. She’s been through some shit! RENEE YOUNG: I really don’t want to know what goes on at Dan Lambert’s gym. |
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Post by grandprincess on Jan 13, 2022 23:22:18 GMT
RENEE YOUNG: What a night of action so far on the very first episode of WLCW Eruption! A real parade of top talent here tonight!
BUFF BAGWELL: You're damn right, and it's only going t-
Buff doesn't get the chance to finish his sentence as the crowd pops. The camera shifts to the entrance stage as Don Callis strides proudly down to the ring, to what end isn't clear just yet. He circles the ring and motions for a mic from the ringside area, and we notice a well dressed Japanese woman at ringside he seems to know. With a nod he accepts the mic she offers and steps into the ring. The pop has worn off as some of the fans remember they hate him. Don just grins cockily and raises the mic up.
Don Callis: "Ladies and gentlemen, long time no see! Did you really think I'd just go away? After that last showing, I have to say something to Dan. Buddy, I have to admit that your client looked mighty impressive tonight. And I would know, since I have an unparalleled eye for talent. It's true, and all of these people know it. And I don't just find talent, I open doors for that talent! Whether it's a promising blue chipper, the Second Best Bout Machine or someone even more Elite, Don Callis will move mountains for them. You see, I've been looking hard at the talent in the Eruption locker room and tonight I'd like to invite one of them to come out here for a special opportunity. Without any further adieu, Zeda Zhang, come on down!
RENEE YOUNG: What could Don Callis possibly want with Zeda Zhang of all people?
Zeda Zhang emerges from backstage looking both ready for a fight and confused as to why Don Callis of all people has invited her to the ring. She steps into the ring and waits for him to explain himself.
Don Callis: Zeda, first of all let me welcome you to WLCW. Now, I think you're just the right woman for this once in a lifetime opportunity. How would you like to be the first wrestler to compete for a championship here on WLCW Eruption?"
RENEE YOUNG: He can't do that!
BUFF BAGWELL: Far as I know he's got no authority to promise anything like that. What's he smoking?
Don Callis: And I know what you're thinking - Don, you don't have the authority to offer that. It's true that WLCW hasn't crowned a women's champion yet, but I can offer you a shot at a champion from a former promotion who defends her title out of pride. A world champion who to this day defends the single most prestigious championship in the history of women's wrestling. If you win, you become a world champion yourself. All you need to do.. is say yes."
Zeda doesn't even need to think about it and nods in acceptance of the offer. Don Callis cracks a smarmy smile and motions to ringside.
Don Callis: Great, I like your spirit kid. Now as good as I am, i wouldn't do this moment justice myself. Allow me to introduce one of the best ring announcers in the world, Ms. Sayuri Namba!
The well dressed Japanese woman from ringside climbs up the ring steps and slips in through the middle rope that Don Callis holds open for her. With a mic of her own she steps to the center of the ring and speaks in Japanese.
SYURI VS ZEDA ZHANG
SINGLES MATCH
Sayuri Namba: <The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a time limit of 15 minutes! Entering the arena next, Syuri!> 'Tokiwakita' resounds through the arena and Syuri appears for the first time in WLCW. Wearing her red hooded entrance robe, she cuts an imposing figure as she makes her way to the ring. As soon as Zeda sees who she is up against, she has a look on her face that shows she regrets all her life decisions. Syuri poses atop the ring steps, then steps into the ring and throws back her hood. Expression stoic and cold, she removes her robe to reveal the red championship belt - Stardom's World of Stardom Championship. Though the promotion itself is gone, she continues to wear the title as a symbol of her conquests. Don Callis takes her entrance robe and the belt as Sayuri Namba introduces the combatants.Sayuri Namba: <Introducing first, the challenger. Standing 1.60 meters and weighing 58 kilos, Zeda Zhang!> Zeda poses with a mild amount of confidence.Sayuri Namba: <And introducing the champion. Standing 1.64 meters and weighing 58 kilos, The Most Dangerous Woman in the World and World of Stardom Champion. SyUUUUUURIIII!> Syuri nods and works a kink out of her neck while staring daggers at the woman standing across the ring from her. The crowd is buzzing with excitement at the supposed title match, and a chant becomes clearly audible: SYURI'S GONNA KILL YOU! SYURI'S GONNA KILL YOU! SYURI'S GONNA KILL YOU!. Once Sayuri Namba leaves the ring, the bell rings to signal the official beginning of the match. Zeda rushes Syuri and eats a nasty roundhouse kick! Syuri ducks down, then lifts Zeda up on her shoulders - the crowd's buzzing gets louder. RENEE YOUNG: A devastating kick from Syuri! Is this over all ready? BUFF BAGWELL: Syuri looking for a big move! Syuri lets out a gutteral growl as she slams Zeda to the mat with a thunderous RYU-EN! She hooks the incapacitated Zeda's leg and the crowd counts with the ref. 1. 2.. 3!!! WINNER: SYURI
Pinfall - 0:11
Sayuri Namba: <Your winner at 11 seconds, the World of Stardom Champion, SyuUUUUURIIII!>
Syuri stands and takes the Red Belt from Don Callis, face still stoic. She places it on her shoulder as the ref raises her hand in victory. A moment later she leaves the ring with Sayuri Namba and a cackling Don Callis in tow.
RENEE YOUNG: Just like that it's over. That might've been one of the strangest things I've seen on Eruption so far.
BUFF BAGWELL: Syuri clearly isn't being paid by the hour. I'd hate to be whoever she sets her eyes on next.
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Post by cxbx on Jan 14, 2022 3:26:40 GMT
After a brief sponsored ad, the iconic opening notes of "The Four Horsemen" by Metallica began to blare over the sound system, signaling the debut of one of independent wrestling's favorites, the incomparable WARHORSE! He marches through the curtains, and we see WARHORSE has a determined look on his face tonight. He stops at the top of the entrance ramp for a brief moment, staring down Mike Verna who was already in the ring. WARHORSE pointed at Verna, mimic'd slashing his throat with his thumb and then threw up the horns, head-banging for a few seconds at the top of the ramp.JUSTIN ROBERTS: He weighs 4000 pounds of raw heavy metal, and he is here to rule ass. Ladies and gentlemen .. THIS IS WARHORSE!BUFF BAGWELL: Y'know, Renee - I once lifted 4000 pounds of heavy metal. True story. RENEE YOUNG: Oh, I absolutely believe you. But, tell me - are you familiar with Warhorse? BUFF BAGWELL: Yeah, Renee, I am. One thing, though - it's WARHORSE. All caps. RENEE YOUNG: Ah, of course. My apologies. Verna prepared himself, as the second that WARHORSE slid into the ring, he came with a series of boots to the back as the bell quickly rang. WARHORSE VS MIKE VERNA
SINGLES MATCH The match was underway immediately as WARHORSE managed to fight through the stomps from Verna and got up to a vertical base. Verna gave him a boot to the gut and quickly went to whip him off the ropes. Verna looked to strike with a clothesline, but WARHORSE ducked under, hit the opposite ropes and rebounded with a huge lariat of his own! That whack was thunderous and the crowd cheered loudly for it. WARHORSE was quick to pick up Verna and deliver a wicked looking Brainbuster! He calls that THE MIND ERASER! With Verna out cold, WARHORSE went to the top rope, taking a moment to beat his chest and headbang while throwing up his fist. WARHORSE leaped off the top rope and delivered an impactful FLYING ELBOW right to the chest of Mike Verna! WARHORSE hooked the leg and this one was over! The bell rung and WARHORSE stomped around the ring, clearly still full of adrenaline and light beer. WINNER: WARHORSE
Pinfall - 1:31 BUFF BAGWELL: I like this WARHORSE guy, man. I mean .. he's no Buff Daddy, but who is?! Right, Renee? RENEE YOUNG: ..Right..Well, I've got to admit, that was an impressive debut from WARHORSE here tonight on Eruption! We've got more action coming up right after this brief break. BUFF BAGWELL: Time to collect some sweet sweet ad revenue, daddy!
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Post by pylum on Jan 14, 2022 18:21:01 GMT
MIRO VS RICHARD KING
SINGLES MATCH Miro is standing in the center of the ring and flexing to show off in front of the crowd. Richard King decided to take advantage of his distracted opponent and charges for a clothesline, though he only bounces off of his opponent. King looks surprised at his failed effort, but jumps back to his feet and tries again, this time gaining some momentum by hitting the ropes. He comes in with more force, but once more he bounces off the brick wall standing in front of him! Miro proceeds to flex and mock his opponent, and as if he hadn't learned anything from the first two attempts, Richard King tries a third time to take down his opponent, however this time around he's met with a clothesline that nearly decapitates him! King is hurting, but he staggers back to his feet with the help of the ropes. His legs are wobbly, but he manages to stand up just as soon as Miro delivers another clothesline, this time sending the much smaller man flying over the top rope. The referee starts his count, but instead of following his opponent, Miro decides he would rather give some attention to his wife standing at ringside. RENEE YOUNG: Miro clearly doesn't have any respect for his opponent. He's spent the whole match so far mocking him and now he's more interested in his wife than in the match. BUFF BAGWELL: Can you blame the man? His wife is HOT! I mean, it's stupid how hot she is. How is that even possible? RENEE YOUNG: Can't you just focus on calling the action in the ring? BUFF BAGWELL: Right! The match! Richard King makes it back into the ring at the count of 6 but doesn't make it far before Miro grabs him by the head and tosses him over the top again. The referee once more starts his count and now Miro decides to flex for the crowd. King is taking too long to get back to his feet so Miro hops out of the ring, tosses King back inside, then hoists him up in a military press! Miro shows off by doing a few press lifts to his opponent, then throws him over the top rope for a third time. RENEE YOUNG: Ok, now he's just showing off! BUFF BAGWELL: I'll say it again, can you blame him? The man is a monster and may very well be one of the strongest men we have on the roster! Next to me of course, you know you can't out Buff the Stuff! King barely crawls back into the ring at the count of 9, and Miro wastes little time stomping on the man's back and locks in the Game Over submission! King cries out in agony and taps right away! WINNER: MIRO
Submission - 3:44 CJ Perry quickly gets into the ring to celebrate with her husband, who is once again throwing his opponent over the top rope. Josh Matthews doesn't waste any time following with a mic.JOSH MATHEWS: Miro, congratulations on winning your debut here in WLCW. But I have to ask, what was with the unorthodox way you conducted yourself in this match? Why spend so much effort repeatedly throwing someone out of the ring? CJ PERRY: You're even stupider than you look. Miro isn't here to prove anything to anyone, and tonight was just a warm up for next Saturday's Battle Royal. If the competition next week is anything like what we saw here moments ago, then the insects in the ring with Miro really don't stand any chance of doing anything but helping my husband look like the champion he is. MIRO: And I would stay out here to chat, but I'm not paid by the hour, and quite frankly, you bore me. Miro shoulder checks Josh Matthews on his way to help his wife out of the ring.RENEE YOUNG: I can't say I approve of his methods or his attitude tonight, but Miro certainly was impressive in his debut match. And you have to think this puts him on the radar of everyone competing in next week's Contender's Battle Royal. BUFF BAGWELL: Impressive is an understatement! He's got to be the favorite to win next week! Maybe, I'm not sure if I'm in the match or not. I might be shopping for a new mirror that night, we'll have to see. |
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Post by gamefan18 on Jan 17, 2022 4:07:24 GMT
RENEE YOUNG: What an incredible show we've had so far for the very first edition of Eruption! BUFF BAGWELL: Haha, you got that right! The only way to improve this night would be if I were in the ring here tonight! RENEE YOUNG: So why don't you go ahead and get in the ring yourself? BUFF BAGWELL: I have an appointment with my Dentist tomorrow and I'd rather not get on his bad side, Renee. All of a sudden, all of the lights in the arena suddenly shut off simultaneously. The only thing that is clear is the presence of the live audience in attendance, all loudly cheering together in anticipation for what is about to happen. Lights in the arena turn on, changing colors while "MGK - Alpha Omega" begins playing through the Public Address System of the arena. Whenever "I am the Alpha I am the Omega" is heard through the PA System, all the strobe lights give off a flash of bright white light. When the arena lights turn back on, every member of the attending audience are standing to await the wrestling return of one of the all-time greats; including the old man using a walker. When Kenny Omega steps out onto the stage, he has his arms outstretched as the fans in attendance become even more high-spirited, giving their full acceptance of "The Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega. Omega's opponent for the night, Jay Marte, slides into the ring while Kenny Omega makes his way towards the ring.JUSTIN ROBERTS: And now, PWI's top 500 number one wrestler in the world, and Wrestling Observer's Wrestler of the Year in 2018, Sports Illustrated's Wrestler of the Year in 2017, he has broken the Meltzer 5 star scale seven times, and has both the highest-rated singles and tag team match of all time! He has held sixteen different singles titles... He once performed in NORTH CAROLINAAA! He... stands 6 feet tall and weighs 224 pounds! He is... KENNY OOOOMEGAAAAAAA! RENEE YOUNG: This crowd is absolutely loving that Kenny Omega is here tonight. BUFF BAGWELL: If that were me making my entrance, this crowd would be ten folds louder than they are right now. RENEE YOUNG: Yeah, I'm not so sure about that. If these fans were as loud for you, they would probably be throwing trash into the ring. BUFF BAGWELL: That's because these fans don't know what's good for 'em! Kenny Omega makes it to ringside where he takes off his entrance jacket and hands it to the timekeeper, ensuring that he doesn't take his focus off of his opponent for the night while doing so. Kenny Omega climbs up onto the apron and steps through the middle ropes, going right to his corner for the match.KENNY OMEGA VS JAY MARTE
SINGLES MATCH The match starts off with Kenny Omega and Jay Marte making their way to the center of the ring, not letting their guard down for even a second. The two stare in each other's eyes for what feels like a good minute due to the immense tension in the atmosphere. Jay Marte being the rookie of the two, extends his hand out for a shake which Kenny Omega eagerly accepts, showing his respect for the rookie. The sound of the wrestling bell reverberates throughout the arena, signifying the beginning of Kenny Omega's first match back in a wrestling ring. The two are still locked in a handshake with each other, when... Kenny Omega instantly picks Jay Marte up onto his shoulders and slams him down for the One Winged Angel! RENEE YOUNG: Kenny Omega hits the One Winged Angel right at the starting gate of the match! BUFF BAGWELL: I can't believe that idiot didn't expect Kenny to try something like that! Just as when the audience expects Kenny Omega to go for the pinfall, he shakes his index finger to signal that he doesn't want to end the match just yet. So Kenny Omega goes around to the legs of Jay Marte and locks in a Sharpshooter. RENEE YOUNG: I've just been notified that Kenny Omega is calling this move the Rebellion! BUFF BAGWELL: Of course he would name a submission hold after Dante's sword. RENEE YOUNG: Kenny Omega is here to prove a point of dominance! The referee refuses to continue the match with the already unconscious Jay Marte in the Grind of the Machine and calls for the bell to end it by submission. WINNER: KENNY OMEGA
Submission - 0:21 After the match ends, Kenny Omega goes over to the side of the ring to ask the timekeeper for a microphone. Kenny Omega then goes over to the center of the ring to address what is currently on his mind.KENNY OMEGA: Something the matter, WLCW? You officially came into the world expecting a roster full of madness and chaos, but instead you end up finding a god! I actually wasn't supposed to show up here tonight, but I heard a certain little birdie fly by here earlier tonight, telling the world live on YouTube that I was the second best Bout Machine. I'm not going to just ignore that fat mammoth, I'm going to instead address that mammoth that's currently present. It's obvious what the man's been thinking ever since I left him in the dust and went to Hollywood to make a name for myself there. It was the only place in the world that wasn't singing my name in a harmonious tone, so I forced them to acknowledge me. Yeah Roman, I've been doing that "shtick" quite a while longer than you've been. Kenny Omega puts an arrogant smile on his face while laughing, clearly disrespecting the 'Tribal Chief.'KENNY OMEGA: You came to the WLCW with a new talent, Don. A good decision too, if I may say so myself. Syuri may be just the most dangerous woman in all of Japan, hell... she could very well may be the most dangerous talent to ever come out of the land of the Rising Sun! That doesn't make her the 'Best Bout Machine' in the entire world over. You see Don, I've earned that nickname the hard way... by wrestling five star matches against everybody I faced in the ring. If you didn't listen to the great Justin Roberts, I wrestled the highest rated singles and tag team matches of all time! Just like a soldier, I keep on moving forward no matter what my opponent does to me, always getting closer to that once unattainable brass ring! That's where the machine part in the moniker comes from if you don't remember, Don. You should look at yourself in the mirror, Don. You should look in the mirror and ask yourself this question. "Just what am I doing with my life? I traded a contract that would have been worth millions along with astronomical merchandise sales for a part timer contract!" If Syuri wants to look at me like I'm the bad guy for raking in that money, then she's just as bad as you are! Omega begins rubbing his mouth, thinking of what he should say next.KENNY OMEGA: You left a lot of broken dreams in that decision you made, Don. A lot of those dreams belonging to disappointed fans that are begging for something from me now. What kind of good businessman just leaves bags of money behind in his wake? Let's look at the list that most wrestlers have. I'm gonna beat up the best in the world now... check. I wanna go to Japan, another check. Could I do a hardcore match? Yet another check for things that I have already accomplished during my career. Maybe I'll see you again someday during my time here in the WLCW, Don. Thank you all for coming here tonight. Until the next time I get into this ring that has dragged me back, GOODBYE... mwah! Omega makes a finger gun and kisses it before pointing it out towards the attending crowd.KENNY OMEGA: And GOODNIGHT. BANG! "MGK - Alpha Omega" begins playing through the PA system, Kenny Omega dropping the microphone down in the center of the ring as he begins making his way to the backstage area.RENEE YOUNG: Kenny Omega set out on a mission to make a statement here at Eruption! BUFF BAGWELL: Something tells me this won't be the end of it, either. Speaking of, I think I might need to get some headphones before Kenny Omega gets in the ring again.That theme song is terrible!
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