Vengeance - Wednesday February 23rd - Vancouver, BC
Feb 23, 2022 2:43:18 GMT
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The pyro goes off and the crowd in Vancouver is absolutely electric for the start of the show. As the pyro dies down, the crowd only becomes louder and louder as we cut to a shot of Mauro and Pat at ringside.
MAURO RANALLO: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WLCW Vengeance tonight here in the heart of Canada, Vancouver, British Columbia!
PAT MCAFEE: We have got an amazing show on tap for you all tonight! It is the first show since Ascension and we have new champions across the board, Mauro!
MAURO RANALLO: Indeed we do, including a new X-Division champion since Ascension happened with Matt Cardona beating MJF on Eruption earlier this week!
PAT MCAFEE: Didn’t even get an opportunity to crown Maxwell Jacob Friedman before Cardona took it from him! Now, Cardona is gonna defend it against a debuting Brady Booker tonight!
MAURO RANALLO: We’ve also got Eddie Kingston and JD Drake in action tonight!
PAT MCAFEE: Not to mention a plethora of women’s action from top to bottom!
MAURO RANALLO: Rok-C tries to get back on the winning side of things against Ronda Rousey later on.
PAT MCAFEE: John Cena against Nick Gage!? That should be wild!
MAURO RANALLO: We are going to start this show off with a…celebration of some kind I guess?
PAT MCAFEE: Yeah, there’s a whole lot of balloons in the ring right now.
A wide shot of the ringside area fills the screen and the fans are buzzing with anticipation coming off of a record-setting pay-per-view in Ascension. “Kingdom” by Downstait hits and they know what’s coming next as the heavy guitar riff kicks in after the prelude ends.
Adrenaline.. In my soul..
MAURO RANALLO: IT’S TIME TO GET THINGS GOING! HERE COMES THE NEW WLCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND HIS NIGHTMARE FAMILY!
PAT MCAFEE: It’s gonna’ be real interesting to see what kind of shape the Champ is in after that WAR against Miro in the ladder match!
MAURO RANALLO: Earlier in the week, we saw the Nightmare Family announce and plan out a “Miss Nightmare” pageant that benefits a worthwhile cause in Autism Awareness. The Champion vows to be more philanthropic with his newfound success after Ascension. If you ask me, Pat, Cody Rhodes is pretending he’s a great post on Reddit, seeking that good karma wherever he can find it!
PAT MCAFEE: Yeah, I don’t know crap about Reddit besides Wrestle Flap, Mauro.. And if my wife’s watchin’, I BARELY even know anything about that!
MAURO RANALLO: Uh.. I’m not quite sure we can mention that here on WNN, Pat, but you’d best hope Mrs. McAfee does not know how to find search histories on your computer!
PAT MCAFEE: Incognito mode, baby. Trust me, that would be the least shocking thing on my computer.
Red, white, and blue balloons mixed with gold flakes of confetti fall from the arena’s ceiling, raining down on the fans in attendance, who begin popping the balloons up in the air.
MAURO RANALLO: It’s quite a party atmosphere here for the World Champion!
With the Nightmare Family all in the ring - Cody, Brandi, DDP, Stephen Amell, Preston Vance, and Tony Schiavone - Cody takes the microphone from Justin Roberts and hands the WLCW Championship to Brandi for safekeeping. Tony is holding a black bag in his hands, giving it a deathgrip. Cody unbuttons his black suit to give him a little more room to maneuver before addressing the crowd.
CODY RHODES: World League Championship Wrestling, I have to admit to you, I struggled to find my footing here in the beginning. I think it’s natural, though. We’re all looking for our role in this Animal Kingdom. I began to wonder if winning the title made me the lion, the King of this jungle. Nah, it didn’t.
He shakes his head. The fans are mixed in their reception of the new champion, who pays them no mind.
CODY RHODES: By the accusations thrown my way with how I got to this point, you’d think that I was nothing more than a lowly hyena, picking up the scraps. That’s also not how I’m going to allow myself to be defined.
“BOR-ING! BOR-ING!” chants begin scattering throughout the arena. Cody smirks and doesn’t skip a beat.
CODY RHODES: Am I a bear, a tiger, a wolf, hell, am I a dragon? Nah. I’m not even one of the cool animals. Oh no. Instead, I’m the man way up over there positioned by the rocks with the long rifle picking those animals off.
A finger gun is shoved into the camera lens and he pulls the ‘trigger’ with a smirk on his face.
CODY RHODES: I am the WLCW World Champion. This is an accomplishment that puts me in a position outside of the jungle. I’m not atop the food chain, instead, I am the man who eats ALL of the food chain.
He grabs the belt from Brandi and lifts it high in the air.
CODY RHODES: Typically, when people become the champion, they do the little speech afterwards about how they’re the “hunted” and how everyone on the roster is coming after the target on the champion’s back. That’s not me. I have been a hunter since day one and this championship changes NOTHING! If you stop hunting, flip the roles, and wait for your rivals, you will be devoured and as God as my witness, I’m putting contenders in my sight and I will not hesitate one minute to pull that trigger and wipe you out before you try to get me!
Cody’s passion draws applause from his loyal counterparts in the ring with him. He kisses the championship and hands it back to Brandi, as even the fans who hate him show respect for his championship vow.
CODY RHODES: The reception may be mixed but what isn’t getting misconstrued is how your support guided me up that ladder. Your faith in me pushed me through that fourth quarter and gave me the power to throw Miro off that ladder when the game was on the line. You people believed in me and now I pledge right here in front of you all, that today is a new day and the future of WLCW is bright because of us! Together, with your support, we’re going to take this company to new heights and I’m going to carry all of us to places thought impossible in today’s business. I’m going to be a fighting champion, an inspirational champion, and a champion that will set the pace that nobody else in that locker room can keep up with on their best day!
Even though Cody is showing how much he cares and how much being champion means to him, the fans, however, are letting him know that his efforts are falling on deaf ears.
CODY RHODES: But tonight isn’t about what’s to come. I’m sure Malakai Black and myself will have a date with destiny, presumably at the end of next month at Clash at the Canyon, but tonight, tonight is about celebration! It’s about a new era! It’s about taking this championship and doing good with it!
He gives the signal to Tony Schiavone, who opens the black bag and pulls out a large, sparkling crown and pink sash.
CODY RHODES: You guys wanna’ have a beauty pageant?! Huh?! You wanna’ crown a Miss Nightmare 2022 right here live on Vengeance?!
A HUGE chorus of boos breaks out as Cody tries getting the fans to support his Miss Nightmare pageant. He grabs the crown and sash from Tony and displays them proudly to the camera.
CODY RHODES: As you guys saw on social media and in our WWN-exclusive a few days ago, the Nightmare Family, a subsidiary of Rhodes Industries, decided to toss our hat in the ring for a good cause an announced the first-annual Miss Nightmare pageant for Autism Awareness. We put out a special Venmo address to send all donations to that’ll help a lot of people. Your reaction to this was overwhelming! Hell, Preston was STILL trying to figure out how much awareness was created even up until our music hit, it was that much..
MAURO RANALLO: What exactly is “Autism Awareness,” Pat? Should it not go to a specific charity of some sort?
PAT MCAFEE: Mauro, if there’s anyone who’d funnel money from a charity for his own personal gain, it’s that sumbitch Tony Schiavone. Look at ‘em. Sixty years old with earrings and a patchy, chinstrap beard. Can’t trust ‘em!
Cody beams with pride as his announcement continues.
CODY RHODES: We kept things close to the vest. Social media ran wild with guesses on who’d win. It was neck-and-neck, but in the end, only one true candidate emerged above the others. One woman came out of nowhere to seize the crown and it’s apropos with it being Black History Month.
MAURO RANALLO: Oh no..
CODY RHODES: So without further adieu, it’s my honor to announce the winner of the first-annual Miss Nightmare pageant…
A drumroll sound effect explodes from the PA system, echoing throughout. Cody milks the moment for all it’s worth, even playing along with the drumroll momentarily.
CODY RHODES: BRANDI RHODES! MISS NIGHTMARE 2022! LET’S GO! BY A LANDSLIDE!
Brandi covers her mouth in shock as crocodile tears are forced from her eyes. Cody slings the sash around her shoulder and puts the crown on her head. After and uncomfortably long kiss in front of everyone, Cody begins singing to her in an off-key tone.
CODY RHODES: THERE SHE IS… MISS NIGHTMARE 20222! LOOK AT HOW LOVELY SHE IS! SHE’S STRONG! SHE’S BRAVE! SHE’S BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL! SHE’S A MOTHER! A LOVER! AND CAN DO ANYTHINGGGGGGGG!
The fans are drowning the scene in violent profanity and slurs. Even the people who like Cody have realized how much of a sham all of this ended up. Ten days after becoming champion and Cody Rhodes has seemingly let his guard down to have fun has the fans in a tizzy. A flying cup of soda heads Cody’s direction, but he ducks, causing it to blast Schiavone across the face, exploding upon impact, sending ice and sticky soda all over him. Tony’s shoulders and head slump in the aftermath. Cody stops singing and points in the general direction of where it came from.
CODY RHODES: Please, Tony did not judge the contest. Do not take the decision out on him! Brandi Rhodes won this fair and square! Now, let’s hear from the winner!
Cody points the microphone in Brandi’s direction as she fans herself. The fans are drowning her out before she can even speak.
BRANDI RHODES: I.. I am so shocked! And here I was thinking I was only here tonight to win a tag team match! I am so honored.. SO, SO HONORED.. To have overcome all of the other unconfirmed candidates.
“SHUT THE F[censored]K UP!” clap, clap, clapclapclap “SHUT THE F[censored]K Up!”
BRANDI RHODES: I owe this to my husband. When I mentioned that he won the biggest prize in WLCW and I didn’t win anything, he created this pageant, raised a lot of money, and here we are! I, along with all of you, love OUR WLCW WORLD CHAMPION!
With a loud pop, the frustrated audience now has a presence they can cheer for. The beginning screams that start off Malakai Black's music has put the entire Nightmare Family on guard. Cody passes off his suit jacket to Arn and looks ready to fight while other members of the team have their head darting back and forth as if trying to find or see Malakai before anyone else. The lights suddenly turn off bringing out more of the fans cheers. A video begins playing on the screen. Malakai Black's horned mask face stares for a few moments before the mask is removed and Malakai opens his mouth with a wide smile. A spotlight shines down on the ring from above, highlighting Cody alone.
MALAKAI BLACK: Cody Rhodes. My my. How quickly you have proven true my thoughts about the WLCW World Heavyweight Championship. You've just won the title and already your façade is starting to show cracks. The lights are shining and the inner truths of who you are have begun to seep out and see the light of day. You know and I know who you are. And the people are starting to see the first signs of it too. How does it feel, Cody? Are you concerned about that? Are you too caught up in your momentary glory to realize that we are very far away from the finish line? Here you are, at the highest high of your career and yet I look into your soul and I see nothing but torture and pain. It's ironic for someone who surrounds themselves with so many... how quickly you can feel alone.
Cody looks around the ring to the rest of the Nightmare Family who are there but a lot harder to see with the light shining so bright.
MALAKAI BLACK: A few weeks ago I eliminated you from a battle royal. Yet due to distracted officials, you re-entered the match and stole a victory from me. While you had Miro on your mind, I had a battle against Brock Lesnar and Kevin Nash. A battle that I won and a title opportunity against you in the very near future. You and me, Clash at the Canyon. And what an apropos location for us two. You have sunk to new depths and we will now be deep in the ground for this fight. And I am not at all afraid of going down to the depths of hell if that is what it takes to accomplish my mission.
The video screen starts to flicker as Malakai continues.
MALAKAI BLACK: Cody, you and the world are going to see what has happened to Warhorse. Once a man, now his insides are on the outside and he can no longer hide behind his mask. It's a fate worse than death. And its an experience I suggest you study very closely. Because it's not half as bad as what the House of Black has in store for you in the future if you are the snake I believe you are. Say farewell to your fans. Say farewell to the Nightmare Family. Say farewell to the championship. And say hello to a very dark and disappointing future. And say hello to me while you are at it because I'll see you very soon.
The video ends and the lights return on. Cody turns and looks at Brandi as well as the rest of the Nightmare Family, infuriated. Brandi is screaming in the direction where Malaki appeared, "YOU RUINED MY NIGHT!" over and over.
MAURO RANALLO: The number one contender has made his presence felt, interrupting the new World Champion's Miss Nightmare pageant! He has no time for games and his sets are set on the championship belonging to The American Nightmare!
Cody kicks the nearby bottom turnbuckle in frustration as the fans are still buzzing from the surprise appearance of Malakai Black.
Japan.
Lights. Camera. Action.
There's a full camera crew surrounding a bathtub and shower set-up. The live crowd cheers loudly as they realize what they're witnessing. Standing in the tub, we see Booker T holding a bottle of shampoo in both hands while wearing nothing but a black banana hammock that leaves very little to the imagination. An older Japanese man sits in the director's chair, watching and smiling. He speaks into a megaphone, directly to Booker T.
DIRECTOR: < Let's take it from the top, okay? The translation is very important, Mr. Booker-san. You are taking warm shower. Very warm, and then there is Shiseido Tsubaki Moist Shampoo. So moist, most wet shampoo on market. You understand, yes? With wholehearted feeling, slowly look at camera, and tenderly like you are greeting old friends, say "Shiseido Tsubaki, so MOIST!">
Booker T just stares at the man blankly and nods.
BOOKER T: I got'chu.
DIRECTOR: < Action! >
Warm water begins flowing over Booker T's body and he begins to lather up with a bar of soap. Then he sees it... the shampoo. He reaches over and picks it up, caressing it gently. Holding it up next to his cheek, he slowly turns and looks into the camera with wild eyes.
BOOKER T: SUSSUDIO TERIYAKI MOIST SHAMPOO! DIG IT!
Booker T spikes the shampoo bottle on the shower floor and flexes hard.
BOOKER T: CH'YEAH, DAWG! NAILED IT!
The director sits quietly with his face in his hands. He looks over at his assistant, an attractive and younger female.
DIRECTOR: < Who is responsible for this man being here? He cannot be managed! >
ASSISTANT: < It was decided to move forward with the ebony god because he is more attractive to the eye. He is so tall and broad, and he has been a very big hit among women of all ages since arriving. It is good business. >
DIRECTOR: < I wanted a beautiful female! One who would follow direction-- >
VOICE: I'd like t' give it a shot, if I may.
The camera pans over to reveal Drake Maverick. The live crowd pops HUGE. Maverick is wearing a hot pink banana hammock and is shaved clean from the neck down. He stands proudly with his hands on his hips. Booker T looks up and sees the smaller Englishman staring at him with fire in his eyes.
BOOKER T: Aww HELL NAW! What's he doin' here, huh!?
Maverick begins walking toward Booker T as WLCW censors desperately try to pixelate his ass. Booker T covers his crotch with his own two hands, shielding himself from Maverick's gaze.
DRAKE MAVERICK: I'm 'ere t' take back what you stole from me!
BOOKER T: Man, why the hell yo' ass in a thong, man!?
DRAKE MAVERICK: THIS IS MY COMMERCIAL, BOOKA'! IT BELONGS TO ME! IT IS MINE BY RIGHT!
BOOKER T: MAN, I AIN' BOUT T' ASK YOU AGAIN, WHY YO ASS IN THAT THONG, MAN!?
Drake Maverick steps into the tub with Booker T and bends over to pick up the shampoo bottle, drawing a gasp from everyone in the room as he does. He holds the bottle up in Booker T's face.
DRAKE MAVERICK: I brokered the deal for this commercial! It was for Jamie but she didn't want it so now it belongs t' me! You had no bloody right to take an advance on MY contract t' fund ya' stupid kung fu dojo! And how does that even bloody work anyway!? Legally, it doesn't even make sense!
Booker T tries to snatch the shampoo bottle away from Maverick, but Maverick hangs tight! They struggle over the bottle, pushing against each other, struggling with all their might! Finally, the top blows off the shampoo bottle and ropes of white shampoo spray forth and coat each man, getting in their hair, around their eyes and mouths, dripping off their chins and onto each other's chests. The director watches with great interest and gestures toward his camera man to ensure all of this has been filmed. And it has.
BOOKER T: YO DON'T TOUCH ME, DAWG! YO' TINY HANDS IS CREEPIN' ME OUT!
Booker T pushes Maverick hard, and Maverick pushes him back. As they push and struggle against one another, friction is created and the shampoo begins to lather up. Eventually, the shampoo finds its way into their eyes and they both begin grunting and groaning in pain as they paw at each other, struggling for an advantage in this fight, but unable to get a grip due to how slippery the Tsubaki Moist really is.
DRAKE MAVERICK: YOU'RE AN INSUFFERABLE THIEF, BOOKER T, AND I WILL HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU UNTIL I AM SATISFIED THAT YOUR DEBT HAS BEEN PAID!
BOOKER T: YAW, MAN, I'M TELLIN' YOU, MAN, I DON'T BE LIKIN' THE WORDS 'AT ARE COMIN' OUT YO' MOUTH, MAN! STARTIN' T' SOUND REAL SEXUAL 'N SHI--
Suddenly, Booker T's feet slip out from under him and he falls doubled over the edge of the tub. Unable to see due to the painful shampoo in his eyes, Drake trips over Booker T's legs and falls forward, his banana hammocked crotch connecting directly with Booker T's ass! The live crowd pop huge. Booker T's eyes are covered in foam, and somehow he still has several white ropes of shampoo dripping off his beard that never got lathered up. The visual is uncomfortably erotic.
DRAKE MAVERICK: OH! OH DEAR! GOODNESS, WHAT'S HAPPENED!? I CAN'T SEE! I'VE GONE BLIND!
BOOKER T: TELL ME... TELL ME THAT AIN' WHAT I THINK IT IS TOUCHIN' ME, DAWG!
Drake Maverick reaches up and wipes the shampoo from his eyes. With reddened, stinging eyes, he looks at the camera and then over at the smiling director.
DRAKE MAVERICK: Please... um... please tell me that we're not filming, sir.
The director lights a cigarette and looks at his assistant.
DIRECTOR: < I think this could be my masterpiece. >
BOOKER T & DRAKE MAVERICK: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fade.
MAURO RANALLO: What did we just witness, Pat?
PAT MCAFEE: I’m not sure about that, but I know I don’t want to know.
MAURO RANALLO: Fans, let’s get to the action tonight.
PAT MCAFEE: Finally!
JOHN CENA VS NICK GAGE
SINGLES MATCH
SINGLES MATCH
This probably couldn’t be more of a contrast of two styles than these two meeting in the ring. Nick Gage has shown up in WLCW with a promise to hurt people and most likely himself in the process as well. John Cena seems a bit clueless at times to what is going on around him but he shows up week in and week out ready for a fight. Although he fell short in his bid to win the war against Roman Reigns, it’s already been put behind him and he’s focused on moving forward. Unfortunately for him, forward means Nick Gage tonight. Cena stands in his corner, measuring up his opponent with a stern glare as Gage stares back at him, seemingly through him. Before the bell can even ring, Nick rolls out of the ring to the outside and starts looking under the ring. The crowd starts to buzz a bit as Gage pulls out a fluorescent light tube, holding it up over his head. The crowd doesn’t know whether to cheer or gasp at the sight. Cena has a bit of a confused look on his face as well because this match hasn’t even started yet and Gage is rolling into the ring with the light tube. The referee is trying to get the tube from Gage before starting the match, but Nick is fighting them off, holding it up over his head. The ref finally is able to wrangle the light tube out of Gage’s hand and hands it to a ringside crew member before calling for the bell and getting this one underway. Right as the bell rings, Gage reaches into his pants and pulls out a pizza cutter as the crowd gasps and Cena’s eyes grow wide.
MAURO RANALLO: Did he just pull a pizza cutter out of his pants?
PAT MCAFEE: I would not cut a pizza with that thing.
MAURO RANALLO: I don’t think a pizza cutting is what he had in mind.
PAT MCAFEE: What else would you even do with a pi - - oh no. John, get out of there!
Before the referee can react, Gage runs across the ring, holding the pizza cutter over his head like he’s going to stab him with the sharp round object. Cena is able to duck under the rush and smacks him in the back as he goes by. Gage smacks his face into the top turnbuckle, dropping the pizza cutter harmlessly to the mat. Gage turns and swings wildly, but Cena blocks it with his arm, driving a fist right into Nick’s face, knocking him back. Cena grabs Nick and irish whips him into the corner, his back smacking into the turnbuckles. He bounces out of the corner, stumbling back towards Cena who hits him with a big leaping shoulder block. Gage is down and Cena waves his hand in front of his downed face. Bouncing off the ropes and hitting Nick with a five knuckle shuffle! He goes for a quick pin but Gage is able to kick out at two. Nick is helped to his feet by Cena who goes to hoist him up for an Attitude Adjustment, but Nick drives his elbow into Cena’s head, forcing him to release the hold. Nick goes to grab the pizza cutter off the mat, but right as he reaches down for it, Cena grabs him from behind by the belt loops, pulling him back towards him. He grabs Gage from behind, lifting him up and dropping him with a German suplex. Cena grabs the downed Gage and pulls him back to his feet, this time hoisting him up on his shoulders and driving him into the mat with an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. Cena goes for the pin. 1..2..3! It’s over!
WINNER:
JOHN CENA
Pinfall - 3:14
Pinfall - 3:14
MAURO RANALLO: A dominant win from John Cena against what we thought was a dangerous foe for him!
PAT MCAFEE: Gage was focused on that pizza cutter and Cena just took him to town tonight!
MAURO RANALLO: A nice little bounceback win for Cena tonight!
PAT MCAFEE: Hey now, wait a second…what’s going on here?
MAURO RANALLO: Is that…is that Miro!?
PAT MCAFEE: What is he doing here!?

Cena has rolled out of the ring and is high fiving fans back up the ramp as Miro comes down to the ring, passing John completely and rolling into the ring. Miro stands over Nick Gage who is still down from the AA and taking the fall. Miro motions for Gage to get back to his feet, but obviously he isn’t moving much. So, Miro bends over and grabs Gage, pulling him back up and standing him up. Miro bounces off the ropes and drives his foot right into Gage’s face with a standing side kick! Gage is knocked down to the mat in a heap as Miro drives his foot into Nick’s back before mounting him and applying the GAME OVER on the downed match loser.
PAT MCAFEE: Miro is attacking Nick Gage!
MAURO RANALLO: This would certainly seem like an unprovoked attack. Gage just had a match against Cena and now is getting whipped by Miro.
PAT MCAFEE: Miro did have that cryptic tweet earlier in the week about losers.
Miro is not relinquishing the hold on his own as the referees and staff from the back come down to the ring to try and stop him. He keeps the hold locked in, a crazy look on his face. Finally, the referees stop him and pull him off of Gage, who is going to need some medical attention after Miro pulled so hard on his neck and shoulder area. Miro stands up and over Gage as the crowd boos him. The camera shot switches to one of Miro’s back and one can still see the wounds from war in the match against Cody Rhodes at Ascension.
MAURO RANALLO: Wow, look at Miro’s back after taking that back body drop on the thumbtacks ten days ago!
PAT MCAFEE: Absolutely brutal!
The scene changes from the destruction Miro left to Mauro and Pat at the announce table. Pat decides to stand up and try liven the mood after Miro brought it down a bit. He starts dancing on the announce table.
PAT MCAFEE: DID YOU HEAR THAT, MAURO, HUH!? THEY LOVE ME! THEY LOVE ME AND I LOVE THEM! IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!
MAURO RANALLO: Well, Pat, while you were entertaining the masses, I've just been made aware of a huge announcement for our upcoming CLASH AT THE CANYON event! It would seem that the pen has been put to paper on a very important championship match!
PAT MCAFEE: I can't wait to hear it, brah! The Clash at the Canyon is already shaping up to be as big as the Grand Canyon itself! Well, what are we waitin' for, huh?! LET'S EFF THESE PEOPLE UP WITH SOME KNOWLEDGE, MY MAN!
The screen is suddenly overtaken by a screenshot of a tweet from the official WLCW Twitter account! The live crowd cheers loudly upon realizing exactly what they're seeing announced!

MAURO RANALLO: MAMA MIA, IT'S GONNA BE A BATTLE! Momo Watanabe is scheduled to defend her WLCW Women's World Championship for the first time ever at the Clash at the Canyon against "HARD TO KILL" HIKARI NOA!
PAT MCAFEE: This is gonna be big, Mauro. I'm stoked for this! Momo Watanabe has been on a tear since coming to WLCW, but Hikari Noa had her number during Queen of the Mountain! Not only is Hikari Noa the first person to pin Momo Watanabe in WLCW... she's the ONLY person to pin Momo Watanabe in WLCW! She might be HARD TO KILL, but more importantly she's the only woman able to put that KRYPTONITE CRUNCH on Momo Watanabe!
As Pat continues jawing about how competitive that match will be, we abruptly go backstage where we see Jamie Hayter standing by, watching this announcement take place in real time on a monitor. She's chewing her bottom lip, visibly seething at what she's hearing come out of Pat and Mauro's mouths.
JAMIE HAYTER: Are you f[bleep]ing kidding me?! I didn't get pinned during that whole f[bleep]ing match! I haven't been f[bleep]ing pinned at bloody all! 'N THAT PASTY LITTLE VAMPIRE GETS THE TITLE SHOT 'CAUSE SHE STOLE A PIN THAT I BLOODY SET 'ER UP FOR!?
Bea Priestley walks into the shot, staring right at the side of Hayter's head. Bea has a cocky smirk on her face, knowing full well that she's about to push Hayter's buttons.
BEA PRIESTLEY: It's f[bleep]ing ridiculous 'n uncalled for is what it is... and where's Drake Maverick at, wit' all 'is "do the right thing" and "be a babyface" rah-rah? Off somewhere chasin' 'round some geezer dressed up like the f[bleep]ing Karate Kid.
Hayter lowers her gaze to the floor. Buttons successfully pushed.
BEA PRIESTLEY: Ya' know we can't let this go unanswered, Jamie. You been goin' t' war wit' that shoppai Momo twat since day one... f[bleep], it's the whole reason I'm 'ere! ...'n now this bird just steps in 'n takes your spot? I don't f[bleep]ing think so. Let's go!
Bea turns and storms out of the room. Jamie Hayter looks up in the direction that Bea left. Hayter clenches her fists and thinks about what Drake Maverick has tried to teach her about "being the babyface," but he isn't here right now. She grits her teeth.
JAMIE HAYTER: F[BLEEP]!!
Hayter storms off, following Bea as we fade to black.
MAURO RANALLO: Hayter seems to be absolutely livid by that announcement!
PAT MCAFEE: Can you blame her!? She should be the number one contender!
MAURO RANALLO: Well that’s certainly up for debate…well, I guess not really, as Hikari Noa is the actual number one contender now!
PAT MCAFEE: Well, I’m guessing Hayter will have more to say about that at some point!
RONDA ROUSEY VS ROK-C
SINGLES MATCH
SINGLES MATCH
Triple H is at ringside, watching the match with great interest. Rok-C is going it alone with Booker T in Japan, filming his shampoo commercial. Ronda meanmugs Rok-C from across the ring, raising her fists, ready to fight. Rok-C appears confident, taking a deep breath and assuming a fighting stance of her own. The referee calls for the bell and Rok-C meets Ronda in the center of the ring. Rok-C offers a fist bump but Ronda immediately snatches her arm and judo throws her! Rok-C rolls straight back to her feet and Ronda judo throws her again! The fans are going wild as Rowdy Ronda fires up and gestures for Rok-C to get back on her feet! Rok-C slaps the mat and stands before charging at Ronda with a clothesline, only to get thrown halfway across the ring with a judo hip toss! Rok-C immediately powders to the floor and favors her back. Ronda stands at the ropes and motions for Rok-C to get back inside, before sitting on the middle rope and shouting “GET BACK IN HERE!” Rok-C just stares up at her before climbing up onto the apron, remaining on one knee just out of reach from Rousey. Rok-C swallows hard and then drops and rolls under the bottom rope. She looks at Ronda, still sitting on the middle rope, and motions for her to bring it on. Ronda smirks and nods before standing and resuming her fighting stance.
MAURO RANALLO: Rok-C came into this match with a startling amount of confidence, Pat, but I think the reality of the situation is beginning to set in! This is no exhibition fight, this is the real deal! This is ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY!
PAT MCAFEE: Rowdy Ronda is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, brah! AND SHE’S ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM! See what I did there?
Ronda and Rok-C circle one another for a moment before Ronda goes for a takedown, which Rok-C leapfrogs and then rolls away from! Ronda scrambles back to her feet and Rok-C charges at her, executing a baseball slide between Ronda’s legs. Quickly rolling to her feet, Rok-C snatches Ronda around the waist and goes for a German suplex but Ronda elbows her way out! Rok-C releases the hold and Ronda spins around, nailing Rok-C in the side of the head with a backfist, staggering her! Ronda moves in for the kill, peppering Rok-C with body blows before Rok-C falls through the ropes and onto the apron. Ronda reaches over the top rope to grab Rok-C by the hair and pull her up but Rok-C comes alive and snaps Ronda’s neck across the top rope! The fans cheer loudly as Ronda staggers out into the middle of the ring. Rok-C ascends the turnbuckles and waits for Ronda to step into position before launching and taking her down with a MISSILE DROPKICK! Rok-C scrambles back to her feet as Ronda gets up as well. Rok-C hits the ropes and comes in hot, nailing Ronda with a WHEELBARROW ARMDRAG! Ronda rolls straight back to her feet and Rok-C catches her coming in with a basement dropkick to the knee! Ronda flails and goes down, but just as she gets back to all fours, Rok-C comes off the ropes and nails her with a basement dropkick to the side of the head! Ronda rolls to the floor where Triple H is waiting to check on her!
MAURO RANALLO: Ronda Rousey might have gotten a little more off that exchange than she anticipated! She’s turning to her mentor, “The Game” Triple H! You know, Pat, aside from her priceless experience in combat sports, having Triple H in her corner is truly an invaluable asset!
PAT MCAFEE: The man is one of the greatest wrestlers of our time and this is really one of those times when it’d be really convenient to have Booker T in her corner. Booker T has history with Triple H. He knows how he works, knows how he thinks… I’m just saying, this match might be going a little differently if he were here to counteract The Game!
Ronda is visibly rattled, maybe even a little frustrated. Triple H gives her a pep talk but quickly sees something she doesn’t and moves out of the way as Rok-C flies through the ropes, nailing Ronda with a SUICIDE DIVE! The fans pop huge as Ronda is sent careening into the rail! Rok-C returns to her feet, all fired up, and quickly grabs Ronda by the hair. She whips Ronda hard into the ring steps and the fans cheer! Rok-C points at Ronda and charges in… only for Ronda to move at the last second! Rok-C goes knees first into the steps! Ronda comes alive and snatches Rok-C off the floor before flinging her over her shoulder with a judo throw! Ronda shouts at Rok-C to get up. Slowly, she does. Ronda advances on Rok-C, and Rok-C nails her with a forearm! She pummels Ronda’s chest with forearms but Ronda just absorbs them before stepping forward and clocking Rok-C with a vicious headbutt! Rok-C nearly goes down and Ronda takes her by the hair, slamming her head first into the apron, the hardest part of the ring! She shoves Rok-C under the bottom rope and follows her in.
MAURO RANALLO: MAMA MIA! FACE… MEET APRON!
PAT MCAFEE: Everybody knows that’s the hardest part of the ring, Mauro. At some point, the referee needs to take a look at Rok-C and realize that this match may not need to continue. I hate it for her, I do! But Ronda Rousey is taking her apart!
Rok-C struggles on all fours as Ronda stalks her. Rok-C reaches the ropes and uses them to get back to her feet. She slowly turns around in the corner and Ronda charges in! Rok-C uses what’s left of her energy to make use of leverage from the top rope and leap over Ronda, landing seated on her back and planting her with CODE ROK! She maintains the hold and the referee counts! ONE! TWO! THR— RONDA KICKS OUT WITH FORCE! Before Rok-C can even register the kick out, Ronda falls on her with a diving punch, clocking her right across the jaw… and then immediately locks her in THE ARM BAR! Rok-C cries out in pain and reaches for the ropes! Ronda shouts at her to tap out but Rok-C manages to pivot her lower body until she can get a foot on the bottom rope and kick off of it, using the momentum to trap Ronda in a JACKKNIFE PIN! ONE! TWO! THREE!
WINNER:
ROK-C
Pinfall - 8:39
Pinfall - 8:39
The fans pop huge as Rok-C flies off of Ronda and rolls out of the ring, escaping halfway up the ramp before she turns and looks back. Ronda is losing her mind in the ring, pounding on the mat with both fists and yelling at Rok-C to get back in the ring. Triple H just shakes his head with disappointment at ringside.
MAURO RANALLO: WHAT! AN! UPSET!
PAT MCAFEE: I’m speechless! I don’t know what to say! Rok-C did it! She just stole a win over one of the most dominant women in combat sports!
Rok-C stands on the stage, appearing worse for wear after being pummeled by Ronda. She looks down at the ring with tears in her eyes as Ronda continues freaking out. Triple H doesn’t even seem to be paying attention to what’s going on in the ring. Instead, his eyes are focused on the celebrating Rok-C as we fade out.
We cut to the backstage area where we see 2.0 standing with a confused look on their face, talking to someone that we can’t see yet.
MATT LEE: Wait, this doesn’t make any sense.
JEFF PARKER: Yeah, it’s not like they died. They just left WLCW. So, now that they’re a bunch of quitters, we have to deal with their trash?
MATT LEE: Yeah, make this make a little sense to us, man. Cause I’m not sure we’re down for all of this.
The camera pans around a bit to see 2.0 standing across from Clarence Mason and he has Keith Lee standing behind him.
CLARENCE MASON: Gentlemen, I’m not sure how I can make this any more clear. When the Lee Family left WLCW, Trevor Lee had it written on this cocktail napkin right here - -
Mason holds out a small napkin towards Matt Lee who takes it from him and reads it.
CLARENCE MASON: - - it clearly states that Keith Lee is to be bequeathed to you guys. You’re Matt Lee and Jeff Parker, no?
JEFF PARKER: We are.
MATT LEE: I’m just not sure that we’re quite ready to accept Keith from this…bequeathment?
CLARENCE MASON: What you do with Mr. Lee after you sign this paperwork is completely up to you. That doesn’t change the fact that Keith Lee is now a member of 2.0.
MATT LEE: Even if we don’t sign off on it?
CLARENCE MASON: The word of the cocktail napkin is gospel, gentlemen. Now, if you’ll just sign right here and here, I’ll be out of your hair.
Mason produces a set of papers out of his briefcase and pulls a pen out of his pocket, handing them over to Jeff and Matt who look waringly at each other and then sign the paperwork given to them. Each of them sign it and then hand it back to Clarence. Jeff and Matt’s gaze goes from Mason to the giant man Keith Lee standing behind him. Clarence nods in agreement making sure each line he needs signed is done right before looking up from the paperwork.
CLARENCE MASON: Gentlemen, I believe we are done here. Here’s my card - -
He hands his business card to Jeff and Matt individually.
CLARENCE MASON: I recently took some classes on dealing with botched surgeries, so if you know anyone in the business of getting a nice little settlement from that, let me know. For now, Mr. Lee…Mr. Parker…say hello to the newest member of the team. Keith Lee.
Mason turns and motions for Keith to go towards his new teammates as he leaves the area. Jeff and Matt are still a little taken back by all of this.
JEFF PARKER: What are we supposed to do with this now?
MATT LEE: I mean, it would be nice to have a little muscle in the group.
JEFF PARKER: I don’t think there’s anything little about this guy.
MATT LEE: No, he’s rather large. But, he’s also ours now.
Keith stands there listening to them before finally extending his hand out for a handshake. Jeff and Matt both oblige as the scene fades.
MAURO RANALLO: What in the hell did we just witness?
PAT MCAFEE: The beginning of something beautiful, Mauro! Matt Lee…Jeff Parker…and now, Keith Lee too! The Lee Family just bequeathed their monster to 2.0!
MAURO RANALLO: Let’s get back to the ring for more action and less legal bequeathments.
PAT MCAFEE: Bequeath is a hard word to type over and over, Mauro!
MAURO RANALLO: Maybe we should get back to the ring for more tag team action!
PAT MCAFEE: Best thing you’ve said all night!
THE BLOODLINE VS MCMG
TAG TEAM MATCH
TAG TEAM MATCH
The Usos have yet to get their feet under them here in WLCW. Roman Reigns has had a decent run so far, picking up some wins along the way and doing the lion’s share of the work in the trios match he had with Jimmy and Jey a few weeks ago against the Lee Family. Although excluded from the tag team championship match, the Usos are certainly a championship caliber team that just needs the opportunity. One would think that a win here tonight would go a long way in taking that next step for them. Across the ring from them are the Motor City Machine Guns who were in the tag team championship match and didn’t have the showing they were hoping to in that match. They’ve not been deterred though in their pursuit of the tag team championship gold. These two have seen a lot in their time together. A fair share of highs and lows mixed together, but one thing the Machine Guns have always been in resiliency. The Usos should expect no different here tonight from Shelley and Sabin. This match has sizable implications in the tag team scene as teams start to jockey for positioning under the Wingmen for an opportunity at their tag team gold. The referee calls for the bell in this one and we are underway with Jey Uso and Alex Shelley starting out in this one.
MAURO RANALLO: This is a matchup people probably never thought they’d get a chance to see in their lives.
PAT MCAFEE: Two of the all time great tag teams from different companies under the same roof and ring here in WLCW.
MAURO RANALLO: Steve Borden and Roman Reigns both conspicuous by their absences at ringside tonight for their teams though.
PAT MCAFEE: Yeah, maybe a bit odd on both fronts but I’d argue that both these teams aren’t looking for any extra help. They want to do it on their own.
Jey and Alex circle each other in the ring, trying to get a good feel for one another. As they go to lock up, Alex ducks under Jey and goes behind him, grabbing him from around the waist. Jey tries to use a back elbow to break free before Alex just shoves him from behind. Jey uses that momentum to rush towards the ropes, bouncing off them and back towards Shelley. Jey goes for a clothesline that Alex easily ducks under, now bouncing off the ropes opposite of Jey. The two meet in the middle of the ring and pass by one another, bouncing off the opposite rope again. Alex goes for a flying crossbody, but Jey ducks under it and Shelly goes flying, landing on his stomach. Jey quickly tags in Jimmy and they both go to work double teaming Shelley. They go under him and lift him up, hoisting him up and over for a double suplex. Great teamwork from the brothers there as Jimmy starts to go work on Shelley now. He lifts Alex back to his feet and intertwines his leg inside his and puts his arm around Alex’s neck, falling back and hitting him with a Russian leg sweep. Jimmy springs back to his feet and bounces off the ropes, jumping up high and hitting Shelley with a big splash! He stays on him, hooking the leg for a pin. 1..2..No! Shelley gets a shoulder up. Jimmy stays on him, quickly back to his feet and then dropping a knee into Shelley’s midsection. Jimmy lifts himself almost in a handstand position before driving his knee back down into Alex’s midsection again. Now Jimmy just straight up mounts his downed opponent, driving right fists continually into Alex’s face. The referee finally intervenes and tells Uso to get off of Shelley. As he does, Alex crawls to the corner and tags in Chris Sabin. The referee almost misses the tag dealing with Jimmy. Uso also almost missed the tag, barely getting turned around to get met with a running back dropkick right to the chest, thrusting Jimmy backwards. Sabin kips up and bounces off the ropes, driving a dropkick into the downed Uso now, right into his kidney and chest area.
MAURO RANALLO: At times there is no match for the speed of the Machine Guns.
PAT MCAFEE: Both teams have seemed kind of off at times here early on in this match.
MAURO RANALLO: I’d agree with that. Both teams trying to get the upper hand early on have led to some mistakes.
PAT MCAFEE: These are two teams with a ton of potential but they feel like they’re maybe just not living up to it quite yet.
Sabin tags Shelley back in and the Guns go to work with their tag team specialty now. Quick flying strikes, holds and stretches into more strikes leave Jimmy lying in a heap on the mat. Sabin ducks out leaving Shelley to make the pin. 1..2…NO! Uso got his shoulder up! Alex stays on Jimmy though, driving a few kicks into him as he tries to get back to his feet. He rises up with a big uppercut strike right to Shelley’s jaw, knocking him back. Jimmy makes the tag to Jey, who joins his brother in the ring. Alex is trying to gather himself as the Usos line up Shelley for a double superkick. As they come in to drill him, Sabin dives into the ring, knocking Shelley out of the way and taking the double superkick to the face! Sabin lands in a heap near the apron as the Usos seemed surprised by what just happened. Before they can turn and look towards Shelley, he’s back to his feet with a jumping fist right to Jimmy’s face, knocking him down and out of the ring. Jey and Shelley - the two legal men - are left in the ring as Sabin rolls off the apron to the floor below. Jey swings at Shelley who ducks under him and delivers a jumping knee strike to the chin of the Uso, knocking him back a few steps. Shelley rushes at him and hits him with a sling blade, taking him down! Pinfall! 1..2..kick out from Jey. Alex picks Jey back up to his feet and whips him into the corner. Shelley goes rushing in for a big splash but Jimmy Uso is back on the apron and hits Alex’s face with a SUPERKICK right as he tries to splash on Jey! Alex lands in a heap in the ring. Jey goes for the pin. 1…2…3! No! Sabin breaks up the pin just in the nick of time! The referee holds up two fingers to signal that the save was made. Jimmy holds his head in his hands. As he sits there taking it in, Sabin rushes at him with a driving enziguri to the back of Jimmy’s head, knocking him back off the apron to the outside! Sabin turns and is met by Jey with a kick to his midsection. Jey whips Sabin into the ropes and tries to lift him up on his shoulder for a Samoan drop, but Sabin slides off of him. Sabin spins Jey around and lifts him up and drops him in the middle of the ring with a CRADLE SHOCK! The crowd pops big as Sabin grabs Shelley and pulls him over Jey as he rolls out of the ring. The referee makes the count. 1…2…3! They did it!
WINNER:
MCMG
Pinfall - 5:53
Pinfall - 5:53
MAURO RANALLO: What a finish! Chris Sabin saves the Machine Guns there at the end!
PAT MCAFEE: Just an all out frenzied pace in this one and it ends with a Cradle Shock and a pin!
MAURO RANALLO: Oh no, Pat. That’s Miro’s music…again!
PAT MCAFEE: Everyone out of the ring!
MAURO RANALLO: He looks even angrier than last time!
PAT MCAFEE: How is that even possible!

Shelley rolls himself out of the ring to avoid the monster coming down to the ring. Jimmy is struggling to get back up on the apron as Miro enters the ring and stands over Jey Uso. He drives his foot into Jey’s back and mounts him, putting the Game Over on him and locking it in! Jey is tapping out like crazy as the referee is trying to stop Miro from causing any more damage!
Jimmy Uso is back on his feet and rolling into the ring. Miro is staring right at him as Jimmy drives a superkick right into Miro’s face! Miro seems to be unphased, but he lets go of Jey and stands up to his feet. Jimmy is talking smack to Miro and daring him to fight him, but Miro is too quick to oblige. A quick standing side kick from the monster takes Jimmy down, with Miro spinning him over and locking the Game Over on him now! The crowd is chanting and cheering frantically as Miro refuses to relinquish the hold, even with all the referees in the ring.
MICK FOLEY: That’s enough, Miro!
The crowd all turn their attention towards the top of the ramp where Mick Foley has come out with a microphone in hand and an angered look on his face.
MICK FOLEY: This has to stop right now, Miro! You can’t keep coming out here all night and beating up the losers of the matches!
The referees finally get Miro off of Jimmy as the monster looks at the ringside crew and demands a microphone. He’s handed one and turns his attention back to the General Manager.
MIRO: The beatings will continue, Mick Foley, until you give me what I want and I am no longer lumped in with the rest of the losers in WLCW.
MICK FOLEY: Fine! Just name your price, Miro. What do you want?
MIRO: I want a rematch for the WLCW World Heavyweight Championship! I want Cody Rhodes!
Foley dejectedly shakes his head.
MICK FOLEY: I’m sorry, Miro. I…I can’t do that. Malakai Black is the number one contender. You’re going to have to earn your shot just like everyone else in the back.
MIRO: If you will not give me what I want, then the beatings will continue until you do.
MICK FOLEY: Listen Miro, no one is more impressed by you being here tonight than me. The landing you had off that ladder onto those thumbtacks…I’ve been there, man. I understand the pain you’re feeling. You can’t deal with it like this. I mean, we have rules for a reason.
MIRO: Miro does not care about your rules. Start the next match and Miro will punish those who lose!
MICK FOLEY: Miro, don’t make me do this…I don’t want to do this.
MIRO: START THE NEXT MATCH, FOLEY!
You can see a bit of pain in Foley’s eyes as he hears the giant in the ring yelling and has to respond.
MICK FOLEY: Miro, you are banned from the premises tonight and must leave the arena. If you step foot back in Rogers Arena, you’ll be suspended from all WLCW action for one month.
This has incensed the monster in the ring.
MIRO: YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO MIRO! YOU CANNOT JUST STOP THE DESTRUCTION!
MICK FOLEY: You’ll have an official match again on Storm Miro, but for tonight…please leave the arena.
Foley leaves the ramp area and heads to the back as Miro slams his microphone down in frustration before leaving the ring and heading up the ramp as well, likely in his path to leaving the arena.
MAURO RANALLO: Miro has been kicked out of the Rogers Arena by Mick Foley!
PAT MCAFEE: Mick may have just saved a few lives here tonight!
We move backstage after the preceding match to see a rather peculiar sight. It’s a white golf cart the likes of which arena staff might use to transport small loads from one area to another. The main difference with this one is that there’s a pair of black samurai banners attached to it, bearing the kanji ‘安川’ (YASUKAWA). In the driver’s seat sits ACT Yasukawa, the crowd cheering as they see her for the first time since before Ascension. She’s got a phone out and is speaking to someone over a video call.
ACT Yasukawa: “Glad your trip went well, my friend. When you get back we have some other Kurosawa films we need to watch. How’s the shampoo commercial going?”
Drake Maverick: “Well, it’s.. Complicated, love. Very complicated.”
ACT Yasukawa: “Well, don’t forget that you owe me a bottle of sake. The good stuff, not that Strong Zero garbage. Good luck with the commercial!.”
She pauses as she looks at something off screen, then she grins. The veteran grappler slides out of her vehicle and looks off screen again. After a moment she motions for someone to join her, and we soon see that it is in fact Kagetsu, garbed in training gear rather than her usual suit. ACT hands the keys to the cart to her former protege as her grin widens. When she speaks, it’s in Japanese with subtitles provided for the fans.
ACT Yasukawa: <Take her somewhere safe, Kagetsu-san. I’m about to do something that’s going to make some violent people very upset. If you don’t hear from me in.. say an hour, bring reinforcements. Grab that kid you’re teaching if you can find her.>
Kagetsu nods and closes her hand over the cart’s keys. ACT grabs a shoulder bag off the cart and gives it a loving pat.
Kagetsu: <You’re just as crazy as I remember, Yasukawa-san.>
Both of them grin, then nod to each other.
Kagetsu and ACT Yasukawa: <Oedo Tai!>
As Kagetsu drives the cart off, ACT moves slowly over to a dressing room door with an embellished golden sign with the name ‘Misao’ on it. After looking left and right to ensure she’s alone, ACT slips inside. Within a few moments we hear crashes, glass breaking and even the sounds of a spray paint can in action. As the sounds continue, we fade out for a commercial break.
ACT Yasukawa: “Glad your trip went well, my friend. When you get back we have some other Kurosawa films we need to watch. How’s the shampoo commercial going?”
Drake Maverick: “Well, it’s.. Complicated, love. Very complicated.”
ACT Yasukawa: “Well, don’t forget that you owe me a bottle of sake. The good stuff, not that Strong Zero garbage. Good luck with the commercial!.”
She pauses as she looks at something off screen, then she grins. The veteran grappler slides out of her vehicle and looks off screen again. After a moment she motions for someone to join her, and we soon see that it is in fact Kagetsu, garbed in training gear rather than her usual suit. ACT hands the keys to the cart to her former protege as her grin widens. When she speaks, it’s in Japanese with subtitles provided for the fans.
ACT Yasukawa: <Take her somewhere safe, Kagetsu-san. I’m about to do something that’s going to make some violent people very upset. If you don’t hear from me in.. say an hour, bring reinforcements. Grab that kid you’re teaching if you can find her.>
Kagetsu nods and closes her hand over the cart’s keys. ACT grabs a shoulder bag off the cart and gives it a loving pat.
Kagetsu: <You’re just as crazy as I remember, Yasukawa-san.>
Both of them grin, then nod to each other.
Kagetsu and ACT Yasukawa: <Oedo Tai!>
As Kagetsu drives the cart off, ACT moves slowly over to a dressing room door with an embellished golden sign with the name ‘Misao’ on it. After looking left and right to ensure she’s alone, ACT slips inside. Within a few moments we hear crashes, glass breaking and even the sounds of a spray paint can in action. As the sounds continue, we fade out for a commercial break.

MAURO RANALLO: That show will be coming to you live from the Grand Canyon on Saturday, March 26th for the next WLCW SuperShow!
PAT MCAFEE: I’ve never been to the Grand Canyon, Mauro. Have you!?
MAURO RANALLO: Many, many times. And it is quite a sight that is going to be made even better by having a wrestling ring right on the edge of the canyon.
PAT MCAFEE: Is that really where it’s going to be!? How tight is that!?
MISAO VS SASHA BANKS
SINGLES MATCH
SINGLES MATCH
As Misao glares across the ring at Sasha Banks, the fans look upon her with hushed silence. Standing at ringside, we see Tamina Snuka in Sasha’s corner and Misao’s loyal butler Konami in the other. The referee calls for the bell and both ladies meet in the center of the ring. Sasha Banks shows no fear in the face of Misao, acting as though she’s going to offer a handshake… but slaps her in the face instead! The fans gasp and Misao takes a deep breath, appearing greatly offended before booting Sasha right in the stomach and nailing her across the back with a double axe handle! Sasha goes down to both knees and Misao kicks her right in the side of the head! Sasha goes down and Misao covers her, hooking a leg and driving her forearm across Sasha’s jaw as a sign of disrespect! ONE! SASHA KICKS OUT AT ONE! Misao sneers and grabs a handful of Sasha’s hair, pulling her up to both knees before Sasha begins fighting back, hitting Misao in the mid-section with a series of forearms before rising to her feet and nailing Misao in the jaw with a stiff right hand! Misao staggers back into the ropes and Sasha follows her in before shooting her off! Misao comes back and throws a YAKUZA KICK but Sasha runs underneath it, rebounds, and nails Misao with a FLYING FOREARM!
PAT MCAFEE: These two are GOING AT IT, Mauro!
MAURO RANALLO: Who needs BATMAN V SUPERMAN when you’ve got MISAO V THE BOSS!? Though I must question Sasha’s decision to compete tonight! Only ten days ago, she was involved in a grueling Queen of the Mountain ladder match… and tonight, she’s taking on a woman who has established herself as a FORCE in WLCW’s women’s division! THE ROSE QUEEN MISAO!
Sasha quickly gets back to her feet. Misao attempts to follow but Sasha comes off the ropes and nails Misao in the chest with a dropkick! Misao goes back down and rolls to the floor, but Sasha wastes no time at all flying through the ropes and taking her out with a SUICIDE DIVE– NO! MISAO CUTS HER OFF WITH A STIFF FOREARM, KNOCKING HER OUT OF THE AIR! Sasha crashes and burns! Misao grabs both of Sasha’s wrists and pulls her up onto her knees… before nailing a knee lift right to the face! Misao snatches Sasha up off the floor and throws her under the bottom rope. Misao climbs onto the apron and ascends the turnbuckles. She perches on the top rope and waits for Sasha to get to her feet. Slowly, Sasha gets up and Misao flies… FLYING CROSS BODY! NO! SASHA CUTS HER OFF WITH A DROPKICK TO THE MID-SECTION! The fans pop huge! Sasha quickly returns to her feet and snatches Misao off the mat! Misao throws a haymaker and Sasha ducks it and boots Misao in the gut! SNAP SUPLEX! SHE HANGS ON! ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! THREE AMIGOS! Sasha shimmies and then climbs onto the apron. She climbs the turnbuckles and flies… FROG SPLASH! NO! MISAO GETS HER KNEES UP!
MAURO RANALLO: MUCH LIKE THE LIFE OF LATINO HEAT HIMSELF, SASHA’S COMEBACK HAS BEEN CUT TRAGICALLY SHORT!
PAT MCAFEE: Jesus, man. Too soon. Anyway, Sasha put all her eggs in one basket and paid for it! You can’t give a competitor like Misao the chance to rebound because she WILL rebound and she WILL take advantage of it! Sasha’s about to learn that the hard way!
Misao gets up, visibly frustrated. She grabs Sasha by the hair and pulls her up before nailing her with a big forearm to the chest! Sasha fires back with one of her own! Misao comes back with another and Sasha hauls off and slaps Misao across the face again! Misao responds with a kick to the stomach and pulls Sasha in for the VANITAS! She lifts her up but Sasha wriggles free and maneuvers around Misao, nailing her with a LUNG BLOWER AND FLIPPING HER OVER INTO THE BANK STATEMENT! The fans pop huge as Misao reaches for the ropes! Sasha cranks back on the hold and it looks like Misao might be ready to pass out… until KONAMI CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON! Sasha immediately releases the hold and goes after Konami but Tamina Snuka is already ahead of her, snatching Konami around the waist and pulling her down off the apron! Sasha looks down at Konami and yells “YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT!” but gets nailed in the back by Misao! Sasha stumbles into the ropes and Misao whips her around before booting her in the stomach and planting her with VANITAS! But the impact sends Sasha rolling to the apron! Misao scrambles to catch her but Sasha tumbles to the floor before Misao can get a grip on her! Tamina and Konami struggle against one another on the floor with Konami managing to toss Misao’s rose scepter onto the apron before the referee has had enough and EJECTS THEM BOTH FROM RINGSIDE!
MAURO RANALLO: That’s how it’s done! Order has been restored!
PAT MCAFEE: With all the chaos in the women’s division of late, you can’t blame the official for making the call to knock that business off before it escalated into something that could affect the match! That’s what I call good officiating!
Misao goes outside and grabs onto Sasha, only for Sasha to come alive and pull Misao forward into the apron! The hardest part of the ring! Sasha doesn’t have much left, nearly out on her feet, but she manages to throw Misao back under the bottom rope. Misao rolls in the direction of her scepter and lays on top of it. Sasha goes after her, punching down at her and desperately seeking an advantage but Misao is under the bottom rope and the referee tries to stop Sasha… only to get an elbow in the eye during her flurry of strikes! The referee turns his back on the action and Misao rises from the mat and CRACKS Sasha in the head with the scepter before tossing it to the floor! She covers Sasha and shrieks at the referee in Japanese to get his attention! Cupping his eye, he gingerly counts… ONE! TWO! THREE!
WINNER:
MISAO
Pinfall - 7:43
Pinfall - 7:43
The fans erupt in boos as Misao immediately rolls out of the ring and grabs her scepter from the floor. Misao walks to the back, stopping mid-way up the ramp to look over her shoulder with disdain at the wreckage she’s left behind. With the fans booing her loudly, she turns and continues her journey toward the stage.
PAT MCAFEE: Well, Misao continues her undefeated streak here tonight. I don’t know how I feel about this girl, Mauro. She’s got a great look and a truly dominant presence in the ring but there’s just something unsettling about her. You know the rest of the division has to be keeping their eyes on Misao, and not just because she’s the most sexually intimidating performer on the roster.
MAURO RANALLO: I won’t be touching that one, Pat, but I agree with all of your other points. Misao is a force to be reckoned with and sooner or later, whoever is holding the WLCW Women’s World Championship is going to have to contend with her!
Sasha Banks is being tended to by the referee in the middle of the ring and we cut to a shot of Misao standing on the stage victorious before we fade to black.